Animal Passions

[si]

George bring Lori's golden retriever, Baby Goldie, to visit her. Lori hasn't seen her lover for months -- she hasn't seen her ex-husband for just as long.

Did anyone else see this?

I had to turn it off halfway through, unable to deal.

[noddy81]

Yeah, I too had to turn my TV off half way through. Couldn't handle it.

The bit at the start when about 4 blokes were stood near a field of horses and started to feel excited when the horses came over...sick! I was borking at the TV.

[si]

Hey pretty boy, hey... aw, man. Just seeing these horses come over like this. So, so hot. I'm so aroused right now...

[trollte]

Ew. Si the creep! Get away you dirty man...

[si]

That's what he said!

Then Lori was recounting the time she woke up in an empty bed. When your husband's not next to you and the barn's right next door to the house, yeah, yeah, you know what's going on. So to reconcile? George let Lori watch.

George: If you put a beautiful woman and a beautiful mare in front of me and ask me to choose? No contest. It's the mare everytime.

[trollte]

Yes, but you do a very good impression of him...

[zaffra]

How low can Channel 4 go, a filthy and disgusting programme about sex with animals, followed at 11.05pm by 'Animal Passions'.

[QuincyMD]

I've just read the review over at mediaguardian and I'm glad I was tucked up in bed with my Ovaltine instead of watching this.

George admits to shagging Pixie the horse and his wife was a fellow bestailiter until they had kids.

[klee]

Does the fact that I literally roared with laughter while watching this (though occasionally I did have to watch bits through my fingers) mean that I am a sick and wrong person?

Some of the comments were simply priceless. Like the bit where the two women were talking about how, when you put two male mare-fuckers in the same room / paddock, the first thing they talk about is what's best to stand on while they're on the job. Astonishing.

And the part where those men were all perving up to the horses in the field in the manner of builders admiring schoolgirls out for a cross-country run . . .

Also, the couple who 'share' the miniature stallion that bites at the point of orgasm . . .

These were sick people with some exceedingly strange ideas of what love is. It still made me laugh though.

[moondial]

QuincyMD said:

and his wife was a fellow bestailiter until they had kids.

So she was shagging goats then?

[Jen]

I watched this and retched and hid behind my fingers. I shuddered in disgust very often. I became angry though when one of them said that being a "zoophile" is the same as being gay or bisexual. Yes, being attracted to a member of the same sex is exactly the same as shagging members of a different fucking species.

[James & The Jaunty Nyasu Vibes]

I want to feel quite proud that I watched the whole thing with an open mind. Without feeling "sick"

BUT

They have sex with animals. This is Very Wrong, so perhaps I should have felt a little more...disgusted.
Oh dear. I'ma ll desensitised.

I didn't agree with it, but those people were honest and put their side across very well. Not enough to make anyone agree with them but enough to make you see why they'd see nothing wrong with it.


Hooray for pioneering television!

[monsta]

How did that woman entice a horse into shagging her? Put sugar lumps up her genitalia? Vulgar.

[smellslikesomeghost]

I didn't see this but what was truly gross was watching my boss (28ish, ooh i'm a cute little blonde) flirt with a colleaugue (50ish, pompous twat sexist buffoon) by discussing it. All giggles and leaning towards and URGH dirty dirty dirty.