Johnny and Denise

[zaffra]

That's Vaughn and Van Outen - BBC are really pissing the license fee up the wall with these two, who are well past their sell by dates.

The blurb reads:

Live on BBC1 Saturday nights from July

Were looking for a variety of people all over the country to apply now

Do you look like a celebrity?

Or do you want to surprise a friend or loved one?

Or are you a fun character and you just want to take part?

I'm a fun character, but will only take part if it involves a machine gun, a brick wall, Johnny, Denise and whoever commissioned this crap.

Sounds a bit like 'Surprise Surpise' please god don't let Van Outen sing.

Just when you thought Saturday telly couldn't get any worse.

[moondial]

zaffra said:

Just when you thought Saturday telly couldn't get any worse.

...... Graham Norton is to be the replacement for Parkinson but in a more "family" orientated show which defeats the point of his show in the first place.

BBC's solution to Saturday night scheduling is to use past it Channel 4 celebs. Avid Merrion should be there in about six months.

[zaffra]

Moondial said:

BBC's solution to Saturday night scheduling is to use past it Channel 4 celebs.

And they wonder why ratings are falling for terrestrial TV

[Jen]

I can't wait for this. I always loved their chemistry, and this could and should be ace.

[Rabbit]

As long as they do Vital Statistics i'll be happy

[seanie]

I love Johnny & denise!!!

I can't wait for this...

it will probably end up shit and slated... but then what isnt these days... lol

[Steven]

Moondial said:

Avid Merrion should be there in about six months.

Avid Merrion should have been there two years ago.

You can't be past it if you've never been it in the first place.