They should limit this film to late night screenings, with alcohol and audience participation encouraged.
Parts are absolutely hilarous, especially the scenes in the temple with the priests and the man hidden under the floor. People weren't even attempting to surpress their laughs at that point, and that was the 4pm screening.
The boy from The Covenant has a lovely body, but doesn't show it off enough, but the crowning glory is that of Mona Hammond, aka Blossom Jackson from Eastenders. She plays Old Mother, and does the most fantastic things with a stick.
Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Mar 16, 2008 23:05:17 GMT
I've just got back from seeing this and can confirm it is utter shite.
The scene with the giant dodos attacking the Jews (were they Jews? None of us could decide) was odd to say the least and trust Hollywood to cast two white actors as the main characters in a film set in pre-historic Africa. Saying that though, Steven Strait is fiiiiit and could have done with losing the loincloth at least once.
Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!