Yeah, Jackie... ?

[somethingbiblical]

www.jacquelinestallone.com/


This is the funniest thing I've stumbled across in a while.

Some excerpts:
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"The lines, crevices and folds of your fanny"...

i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/partycrew2006/workingout.jpg
"Just her working out"...

There is something seriously wrong with one of her feet in that photograph, it looks like a fork

[Robbing the Dead]

The best quote is

"An 8.5" x 11" glossy print of your rear end, which you may want to frame as a famile keepsake when the fates smile on you; or give as a gift to a special person."

Also it claims she was:

Astrologer to Princess Diana.

and

Official Astrologer of the USSR.