Healthy Strokes

[somethingbiblical]

www.healthystrokes.com/

This is the funniest site I have ever been on. The person who runs it gives the SHITTEST answers to questions.

Here's a chestnut of a question (I think the "I'm not gay" is a bit unfounded):

"My little brother is 15. I'm 17. We both live in NYC and we are African-American. I'm not gay, and he isn't either. I was masturbating and the sensation was good. Well, he walked in on me, and he joined me. He didn't say anything, but he masturbated with me. After a while he turned over to me and ejaculated in my face. We did it at the same time. Was I wrong for letting it continue? He doesn't look at me any different and he doesn't comment on what happened. He is still interested in girls, and I am too. Should I confront him about it?"




The site might worry me, were it not so hilarious.

[[james]]

"Was I wrong for letting it continue?"
Yes. A thousand times yes. As a rule of thumb, never let that situation begin - much less let your sibling spunk in your face.

And how, pray tell, did you find this website?!

[frap]

If I stimulate my prostate through my anus will this result in an orgasm? (age 14)

It's possible. Distention of your rectum, bleeding, and excruciating pain are more likely results.

I knew those gays were up to no good...

I am 18 years old and "circle jerk" with friends (I'm straight).

Hmm...

Sometimes when I go to bed I have this giant stuffed animal and I close my eyes then I think of the most cute girl like Jennifer Lopez. Then I thrust my penis into my hand and act like its going into a vagina until I orgasm. Is this a form of TMS? (age 13)

Yes. Why not quit that while you're young. It's easy to switch at your age, I'm told.

Ahahahahaha. What?

Keep in mind that if you choose to practice anal sex with males, you won't get to be the inserter every time. You'll have to take turns being the inserter and the receiver.

Clearly this person has never heard of exclusive topping and bottoming...

When I was little I would go to a sleep over and my male friend would pretend to be a girl and we would start humping each other. Now that I am older and have a girlfriend I can't stand to think I did that. Am I gay? (age 14)

No. You seem to have developed a preference for females. A lot of guys did stuff like that when they were young. You should laugh about it.

Wow, yes, a preference for females at 14 certainly means you're straight, and yeah, pretty much every guy humps his best friend at sleepovers. This site is far too funny. I love the 'You should laugh about it'.

How can I eliminate homosexual fantasies? Does masturbation makes you gay? I started to masturbate when I was 8. I get horny when I see two girls having sex and two guys having sex. I don't want to become gay since I love my girlfriend so much. This fantasy is making me crazy. (age 20)

He's obviously been taught that homosexuality is in your genes not something you 'catch' or 'become'.

IS IT SAFE FOR A MAN TO MASTURBATE WITH A VIBRATOR? (age 39)

Vibrators are more suited for female masturbation, because their parts are smaller. It would have to be a huge vibrator to be effective for a man. I advise against it, because the males who masturbate most conventionally have the most success in intercourse.

Wot?? Wotttt? That is surely rubbish. What is this man telling people!

I have known since I was about 14 that I'm gay. I've never had a doubt that I was attracted to other men, except for recently. I saw two of my friends from class in a store yesterday, and they were talking about bra sizes and about how they liked their breasts, and I actually found myself a little turned on. I didn't get hard or anything, just aroused. Does this mean I'm bi? (age 19)

It might mean your having no doubt you're gay was mistaken. But then a lot of people get turned on by sex talk even if they're not attracted to the person saying it. I don't think you should have sex outside.[/b]

What, where did that come from?

I am 14 and have masturbated since I was 9. When I was 9 I was beaten and molested by a "friend" until the age of 12. I am now a "gothic" into bondage, and consider myself gay. I want to know what your views on me considering myself 'gay' are and about my enjoyment of 'pain'? Do I need to seek help, or are there more out there like me?

You need to address the issues of your abuse. You don't need a lifelong fetish of pain and violence and should find some way to bring that under control while you're young. I suggest you find a support group for people in your situation.

Although he is right about addressing the abuse issues, there is nothing wrong with fetish. This guy seems to be advocating getting rid of your fetish - "bringing that under control"? He is riling me more and more as I read this site.

I have the need to look at gay porn but when I'm around a girl I want to have a realationship with her. I am also attracted to girls my age. Am I gay or not, or will I be or not? (age 12)

I have no idea how you could "need" to look at gay porn at your age. Wanting to have a relationship with girls is a pretty good sign you're straight, but you might take a few years to sort things out.

Perhaps because people develop sexually at different ages?

Do guys ever buy sex toys? If so, are there any good ones, I'm just getting bored with masturbating in the same old way. (age 17)

Not usually. Women often buy vibrators and dildoes because it's the only way they can masturbate to orgasm, but for men, sex toys are usually more of a novelty. Some men regard the pictures they use as "sex toys."

Hum. Do you think this is true? I feel like he's talking out of his arse.

I am straight, but the thought and pictures of vaginas don't actually do anything for me. I'm not sure why, but I get more turned on from other parts of the body. Is that good or bad? (age 16)

I'm not sure it's either. You should be attracted the whole person and not just parts of it. Even so, the vast majority of guys your age (or my age ... or any age) are extremely aroused at the thought or sight of female genitalia. When you think of or see a girl you really like, the thought of seeing and enjoying her naked vulva should be very, very moving for you.

Lmao lmao lmao.

Okay, I have spent way too long on there. Bed beckons.

[[james]]

Here are some questions to consider if you think you might be masturbating compulsively:

• Is masturbation your favorite kind of sex? (Ignore this question if you're a virgin.)

GLYN!
[/li][li]Do you masturbate mainly because you often masturbate at such a time of day?
[/li][li]Do you masturbate when you know that doing so will make you late for something?
[/li][li]Do you feel a need to masturbate after having sex with a partner?
[/li][li]Do you masturbate without sexual fantasy? (Nearly all males fantasize.)
[/li][li]Do you masturbate in inappropriate places? (While driving, at work, in school, etc.)
[/li][li]Do you get up right after you ejaculate? (Most people like to relax after an orgasm.)
[/li][li]Do you feel like you're cheating yourself if you "miss a day"?
[/li][li]Do you have more erotic material than you have room for?
Answering yes to more than one of these questions is a sign that you're masturbating compulsively.[/i][/li][/ul]

Whilst driving? I can barely walk and talk at the same time, much less multitask to that extent!

[somethingbiblical]

jbugle said:

And how, pray tell, did you find this website?!

I honestly don't recall how I found this link, all I know is that I have spent FAR too many hours picking it apart and laughing at it with friends. His responses really crack me up, people have probably killed themselves over his nasty answers.

fourstargirl said:

Okay, I have spent way too long on there. Bed beckons.

HAHA

[[james]]

I sent it to my friend Steve this morning and we spent about an hour going through it, pasting our favourite parts. I could literally read it for hours. It's the problem page that every magazine should have - how else will 13 year olds know if it's normal to 'fit both hands inside [their] vagina'?

[somethingbiblical]

It's quite addictive. I just remembered it last night because someone said they were bored and asked me to send them a site to un-bore them.

[[james]]

Did they ask for a site to unbore them and advice them on misusing a candlestick and a paintbrush?

[somethingbiblical]

Ooh you made me think of a masturbation question. Well, it's more of a Sugar Rush question... I wonder if you know, haha

In Sugar Rush, for people who watch it, you know how Kim's always wanking with an electric toothbrush? Do you think she uses the bristly side?

[[james]]

Haha, I thought that too! I spent the last year thinking she was a completely dirty cow for using the bristle end when a friend told me I was crazy and you're meant to use the handle end. I can very stupid sometimes, I briefly thought she would be minty down there.

[somethingbiblical]

Toothpaste - cheap lube.


Yuck, actually, it would go all dry and hard

[[james]]

This goes back to the Arm & Hammer thread! Ughhh.

[somethingbiblical]

This website has some sort of strange Midas effect - everyone who looks at it becomes obsessed.

[xenomaniac]

This is the ultimate carcrash website. Is it really real?

'I just found out I am circumcised. My grandma told me. Can you tell me how circumcised penises look because I don't know if she's lying. (age 13)'


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Ugly Netty]

I am able to fit a soda bottle into my vagina. Is this bad? My boyfriend can also fit his foot into my vagina. I am also worried about this. (age 18)

WTF?

[[james]]

patsyprozac said:

I am able to fit a soda bottle into my vagina. Is this bad? My boyfriend can also fit his foot into my vagina. I am also worried about this. (age 18)

I wonder how they found this out. Did he kick her and lose a shoe?

[somethingbiblical]

It's like the opposite extremes to problem pages. I read once in Bliss I think it was or CosmoGirl or something like that, "I'm really worried because my boyfriend can only fit one finger inside me" but on there they're worried that he can like fit HIMSELF inside her.

[[james]]

When he can fit his head in, then you should worry. And buy a snorkel.

[Robbing the Dead]

jbugle said:

patsyprozac said:

I am able to fit a soda bottle into my vagina. Is this bad? My boyfriend can also fit his foot into my vagina. I am also worried about this. (age 18)

I wonder how they found this out. Did he kick her and lose a shoe?

You've never been toed before?

[[james]]

I can't say I have nor can I say I want to. Plus, I'm single at the moment and not that flexable!

[Robbing the Dead]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

jbugle said:

I wonder how they found this out. Did he kick her and lose a shoe?

You've never been toed before?

[[james]]

Well, at least you're being safe.










Please tell me that's not a photo you've taken.

[Nicholas]

Oh. My. Word.

And the link "Masturbating For Christians" has to be one of the most intriguing I have ever come across (.. I don't think I quite meant that)

[Robbing the Dead]

jbugle said:

Please tell me that's not a photo you've taken.

It is indeed.

[[james]]

I should have guessed from the studenty looking bedroom.

PS - You have quite big feet... winkwink etc