Teenage Mutent Ninja Turtles...

[Smudge]

"Heroes in a houseshell" are apparently not the words! A half-shell?! I'm gutted! I thought I knew all the words.

I could cry. Raphael and Michaelangelo were my favourites. I always wanted a farm of hamsters so I could call them Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo and Splinter. They would all be like a caramel sort of colour, and I'd have a black anti-social hamster called Shredder. It would be the most amazing rodent related event in the history of events relating to rodents.

Also, I was always convinced that there was some sort of metaphorical thing going on with the old rat teaching a load of pizza eating Turtles how to fight.

Can anyone explain this?

[Snuff]

Did they just love Pizza because they had italian names? It wasn't like normal pizza liking. It was completly obsessive.

[Robbing the Dead]

If I was on 100 Best Cartoons Involving Mutant Pizza Loving Turtles, I would be expected to say that Shredder was so blatantly gay.