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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 29, 2007 10:22:44 GMT
I've worked out how to convert VHS to DVD so have been going through my collection and came across this long underrated gem, which was an early 90s Film Four production.
In a plot not too different to Far From Heaven, Jane plays the surburban housewive who finds out her husband like a bit of cock. But instead of not running off with a black man, she becomes friends with her husband's same sex lover, and starts looking after a friend of his who is dying of AIDS. Dying friend looks like an emaciated Antony Cotton.
In a supporting role is the underrated Judy Flynn, who played Madge in House of Elliot, and Julie in The Brittas Empire. She looks like Antony Cotton in a Sally Webster wig and works in a garden centre.
Also in it is the deputy head from Waterloo Road, who plays Jane's son, and Kris Marshall pops up as a school boy doing things with a safe sex poster.
It is actually rather moving and well acted, you get to see Jane's tits in the first minute and the scene where she visits the sex shop is fantastic - the look of contempt she gives the shelf of butt plugs has to be seen to be believed, as does the acting of sex shop retail advisor.
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Post by Nicholas on Nov 29, 2007 11:47:32 GMT
I think I remember this, does the husband behave interestingly with a soldier in the toilet of a high speed train? I'm sure that thing never happens, so I must have imagined it. Anyway, I remember Jane impressing me - I think she might make a cake at one point.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 29, 2007 12:02:46 GMT
What would you give Jane Ashers tits, out of ten?
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 29, 2007 15:18:05 GMT
Jane's tits? Well..... Well the scene starts with her naked in bed with her husband, and the camera sweeps up her right leg, showing off her petite lady's calf and supple thigh, before lingering on her lithe and toned tummy, before we see her breasts. By this point she's lying back in bed with her arms behind her head, while her husband yodels in the canyon of love. I'd give her breasts an 8. They appear to be cuppable and firm and her nipples aren't freakish, like Naomi Watts in 21 Grams. And to Nicholas' question, the answer is yes. The husband does get it on with a soldier in a train toilet. Edit: I've worked out how to do a screengrab! Hurrah. For those of a nervous disposition and who don't want to see the breasts of Jane Asher, don't look.
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Post by Rad on Nov 29, 2007 17:27:04 GMT
Paul, this is all so wrong.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 30, 2007 10:13:01 GMT
What would you give Jane Ashers tits, out of ten? You've made the front page, loud and true. Hurrah.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Nov 30, 2007 11:18:35 GMT
Paul McCartney should have stuck with Jane: nice baps and tasty cakes into the bargain. Not that I have anything against Linda's pies, but I always thought Jane was better suited to the thumbs-aloft pop star life. It also would have saved that poor lady with the one leg from a life of being slagged off by meanie newspapers.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 30, 2007 11:29:19 GMT
Cynthia Lennon had a few things to say about the way Sir Paul treated Lady Jane at the time.
Jane, of course, has never spoken about it, which makes me love her even more.
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Post by skillex on Nov 30, 2007 18:17:26 GMT
I faintly remember watching this years ago too. I don't remember seeing Dame Jane Asher's breasts though and feel a little wrong for looking at them. It feels like something you should never do - like watching the Queen on the toilet.
(NB - in case anyone thinks I am comapring the two, I have infinitely more respect and admiration for Dame Jane than the Queen)
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Post by cathybradford on Dec 4, 2007 20:53:14 GMT
All I can remember about this is the first scene and my mum quite firmly stating 'she should stick to making cakes'.
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Post by latoyajunkie on Dec 11, 2007 19:29:10 GMT
This screams DVD release, I want to see it!!!
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