Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jan 6, 2008 1:31:32 GMT
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Please note the following, and you and I won't fall out:
1. We reserve the right to change or delete anything you write on here, although we will only do this if you write something offensive or illegal. If we do, please don't take it personally, and try to avoid slagging us off on other internet messageboards, cos that's not very nice now, is it?
2. Please try to write in reasonably proper English - that means keeping smileys, abbreviations and text speak to a minimum.
3. Please don't change your username - it's hard enough for us to keep track of everyone on the internet without you all having different names every five seconds.
4. Try to give your threads sensible titles that describe what they are about.
5. Keep your signatures small. We prefer text-only ones, but if you must show off with a picture one, it must be no bigger than 60 pixels tall by 468 wide.
6. If you don't have anything useful to add to a thread, why not opt for a dignified silence?
7. Anyone who smites the owner of this messageboard will have 999 Karma points deducted. You fuckers.
8. We reserve the right to ban any members we like, at any time, for any reason. We're fickle like that.
9. Discuss your fucking diet all you like, as long as I don't have to read any of it.
Happy posting!
paul x