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Post by Adrian on Oct 2, 2007 10:18:07 GMT
I had an AMAZING dream last night.
I was a transexual who, before the change, was the soul singer Sade. I was still dressed as, and acting like, Sade; I had not assumed a new identity.
In the dream, I was trying hard to convince my good friend Eddie Izzard that I was indeed his good friend Sade and not some drag queen imposter.
I don't know if I sang for him, but I do remember twirling in his kitchen.
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Post by skillex on Oct 2, 2007 18:18:09 GMT
This morning while drifting in and out of a light sleep before my alarm I had a faintly lowculturey dream and a very lowculturey one.
In the first one I was working in some kind of hospital in which zombies were coming to life and chasing me. I escaped to some kind of ground floor research facility and was trying to persuade the man and woman down there that we had to escape out through the window. It all got a bit lowculturey when we escaped through the window (I was in my pyjamas for some reason) and were running along what seemed like Bannerman Road from Sarah Jane Adventures, presumably to get help.
In the second dream I was watching Hollyoaks (little difference from real life) and Craig decided to come back to John Paul. There was lots of tears but eventually they decided to get back together. In the cliffhanger, they ended up on the roof of the Dog (presumably they had been having vestsechs as one was topless and one was in a vest). A tile came loose and one of them was about to fall.
It was all much more exciting than getting up and ironing a shirt for work.
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Post by jamiek on Oct 5, 2007 21:50:57 GMT
I had a dream that I was a massive fan of Chris Brown, the RnB singer. It's so annoying though because I've now downloaded his songs and if someone asked, I'd say I was a fan. Do other people's dreams do this?
I obviously fancied him as well but didn't want to sleep with him, just touch his face because his skin was so smooth.
This joined with the P Diddy sex dream I had the night before makes me think it's time to vary my porn viewing or make a decision about the black guy I've been dating lately.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Oct 23, 2007 21:03:15 GMT
Amelle from the Sugababes threw a chair at me the other night.
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Post by jamiek on Oct 23, 2007 21:24:28 GMT
I was an assistant manager in New Look and Claudia Winkleman was the wisened supervisor who had seen management come and go and was cynical about the changes I wanted to make...cheeky cow.
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Post by Gordon on Oct 24, 2007 8:27:39 GMT
Oh I've forgot most of this one, but a couple of days ago at the end of my dream I was at some sort of Kerry Katona baby shower, which involved doing that scan thing with jelly, and it was in a yacht. I need to start writing these down.
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Post by mcflooze on Oct 24, 2007 11:14:16 GMT
Last night my boss was Peter Jones from Dragon's Den and he told my colleague that his trousers were too short and fired him.
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Post by Andrew* on Oct 24, 2007 22:42:34 GMT
It wasn't a ''lowculture'' dream per se - but, last night I dreamt that a good friend of mine had sex with a puppy spaniel.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Oct 24, 2007 22:47:44 GMT
Is beastiality worse if the animal is a puppy/calf (i.e. underrage)? Like would a lamb shagger get a harsher sentence than a sheep shagger?
Please try and dream a sequel where your friend has to face up to what (s)he's done.
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Post by Andrew* on Oct 24, 2007 22:58:00 GMT
I would try.
But I really feel the puppy enjoyed it. It was a springer after all (I could tell from the ears).
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Post by Steven on Oct 25, 2007 15:31:43 GMT
This is sort of lowculture: last night I dreamed I was watching Viva Laughlin (the US adaptation of Blackpool), which apparently is horrendous and was cancelled after two episodes. And I was thinking "this isn't so bad", and then started singing about how it wasn't as bad as everyone was making it out to be. That was quite weird.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Oct 28, 2007 8:29:27 GMT
Oh I had an ace one the night before last, and it sort of seeped into my real life memories so much that it was only yesterday afternoon that I thought about it properly, realised it wasn't actually true and got really sad about it.
I had a phone call from Cher to say that she wanted to sample one of my songs on her new album. She gave me a choice of which of two of my songs to sample, and played them both down the phone and I picked the second one. Almost instaneously she called me back with the finished version which was really quite good, lots of beeps and beats and I was really happy becase it would have made we well rich.
I don't even make songs. Or like Cher much.
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Post by longsnakemoan on Oct 28, 2007 11:26:05 GMT
The last one I remember is witnessing the wedding of PJ Harvey and Carlos D of Interpol.
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Post by Lisa on Oct 29, 2007 12:01:40 GMT
Last night I dreamt that I was getting it on with Darren Osbourne, and Frankie came in during it and tried to give me baby Charlie. Then Darren said he didn't want to see me anymore becuase I was now his step-brother's baby's foster mother and that was practically incest, and I was crying and saying that it was Justin's baby so we could still be together. But then Darren opened the door, winked, told me that "it was fun toots, but all good things come to an end" and I left and went boating on the lake. I'll never look at Darren the same now - the dream heart-breaker that he is!
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Post by fused on Nov 2, 2007 14:57:37 GMT
I dreamt that I was in some sort of video game where I had to get some pizza for Jennie from Big Brother 7, who was pegging out some washing when she asked me.
On the way, Rubbish Tranny jumped out from behind some roadworks to pester me and kept trying to tell me that his name was something even more embarrasing than Francis (or indeed Kris), but I was ignoring him so I didn't get what the name was.
Then I got distracted by talking to this lovely geeky guy from where I used to work who I secretly had a crush on all the time I worked there.
Then I ended up back where I started and had to start again. And the exact same things happened again on a continuous loop.
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Post by Steven on Nov 6, 2007 11:07:20 GMT
Last night I dreamed that I was on Strictly Come Dancing, and that I was meant to be dancing with Alesha. I seem to remember panicking that they were under the impression that I could choreograph a routine when clearly I would not be able to do that, and I was worried I was going to make her lose.
In the meantime, Camilla was ill so the obvious solution to this was that Gethin had to dance with Craig Revel Horwood. At the end Craig ran back behind the judges' table and berated Gethin because "I was practically dragging you around the floor the entire time" and scored him 1.
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Post by thom on Nov 7, 2007 17:59:02 GMT
The last one I remember is witnessing the wedding of PJ Harvey and Carlos D of Interpol. What beautiful, yet slighly troubled, children they would have. Did she wear black?
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Post by Rad on Nov 10, 2007 13:25:44 GMT
I had a dream about Carrie, Steven and Joel last night. They all lived in little houses next door to each other as if in some sitcom or other.
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Post by Sparkle on Nov 10, 2007 14:27:03 GMT
I had a dream about Carrie, Steven and Joel last night. They all lived in little houses next door to each other as if in some sitcom or other. Funny you should say that.
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Post by Steven on Nov 12, 2007 10:14:09 GMT
I was dreaming in Lolyoaks macros last night. Not one word of a lie.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 13, 2007 18:12:39 GMT
I had a sex dream about Justin from Hollyoaks a few nights ago. I couldn't see myself in the dream but I think I may have been Becca as we were definately in a school. Thankfully he was not in a uniform so I am not a secret paedo.
Anyway we were running around trying to find places to do some secret sexing but we kept getting interrupted by various people - both from my actual life and Hollyoaks. Louise from Hollyoaks was definately there - looking fierce but trying to talk to me and thus preventing me from getting any dream sex.
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Post by Sparkle on Nov 14, 2007 9:54:42 GMT
I have just remembered that I dreamt about Hollyoaks last night. Can remember nothing else about it, except for thinking, "That's weird, I'm in Hollyoaks."
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Post by jamiek on Nov 24, 2007 11:59:41 GMT
Last night I dreamt that Cerys Matthews was at my house because she was going out with one of my friends. She had just been put out of the jungle but it hadn't been televised yet so I posted it on the spoilers page.
After posting it, I watched it and it was that Ben guy who goes out with Vanessa Feltz that got kicked out.
Everyone on lowculture was calling me a fraud and I got kicked off the boards...then I realised that it was a dream inside a dream: I dreamt that I dreamt it all.
How pathetic that even my brain is bored of me so has to think of new ways to entertain itself, even within a dream!
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Post by mcflooze on Nov 27, 2007 10:54:09 GMT
Last night Nadine from Girls Aloud and I were discussing Hope from X Factor and the fact that only one of them sings. I can't remember what conclusions we came to though.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2007 12:07:06 GMT
A few nights ago Tracy Shaw made a cameo in my dream, where I was in Starbucks with a friend. She walked into a door, and then turned around and walked out.
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