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Post by max on Aug 3, 2004 13:22:44 GMT
"you are what you eat"
sensational tv as blonde nutritionist tells hardcore salad-dodgers that cakes, chips and choccie biscuits will make them more fat and that they need more vitamins in their lives, and yet they seem amazed.
Somehow they all magically seem to fall under her spell and start munching lentils and poaching eggs.
The best bit is when she is so fabulously rude to them.
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Post by mikemk on Aug 3, 2004 13:45:32 GMT
How clean is your colon?
15 minutes of fame for us all? But surely not with a plastic tube shoved up your arse?
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Aug 3, 2004 14:15:07 GMT
It's the same every week, but hey, it's a formula that works:
Unsuccessfully shame fat person by piling up all the grub they eat in a week.
Stuff tube up fat person's bum and wash them out.
Force feed them black bean soup. Shout at them when they gag.
To my mind though, there's not been the level of poo-analysis I'd hoped for.
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Post by QuincyMD on Aug 3, 2004 16:21:48 GMT
I suggest you read todays Sun in which she is exposed as having a degree you send away for and other various misdemeanours.
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Post by max on Aug 3, 2004 17:57:58 GMT
their search engine is useless, it doesnt return anything about her.
i refuse to pay money for the sun.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2004 0:21:55 GMT
A friend of mine who works in a bookshop says that they sell at least 40 copies of her book the morning after the TV shows goes out, every week.
I want to see if the book actually has a colour-chart of poo shades to help you check that you are healthy.
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Post by elmsyrup on Aug 4, 2004 2:34:40 GMT
More signs of the apocalypse.
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