Bumming on The Bill, tonight

[mikemk]

The ex-Nolan's son has come out, so she's getting the two gay coppers to take her to a gay club "to see what it's all about".
Perhaps she'll ask them to shag in front of her, just to get the full flavour of gay life.
Z Cars was never like this.

[Robbing the Dead]

MikeMK said:

The ex-Nolan's son has come out, so she's getting the two gay coppers to take her to a gay club "to see what it's all about".
Perhaps she'll ask them to shag in front of her, just to get the full flavour of gay life.
Z Cars was never like this.

Isn't it pretty obvious what its about? It's ike Sherry "What do gays do in bed" Hewson (a.k.a. The Corrie Witch)

[mikemk]

Yeah, you're right.

Nurses' uniforms replaced by policemen's uniforms.

[lowculture.co.uk]

That's very generous of them! Didn't the gay brat try to murder one of them with a home made bomb just last week?

[mikemk]

He didn't actually plant the bomb; it turned out he had joined a gang of queerbashers to pretend he was really straight. As you do.

[Robbing the Dead]

MikeMK said:

He didn't actually plant the bomb; it turned out he had joined a gang of queerbashers to pretend he was really straight. As you do.

Yeh. I'm going to my gang meeting tonight.

[mikemk]

So the Nolan went to the gay club, then. Good views of the two policemen snogging in the background (improvement on last time, when they always cut away).

I did like it when she said "I'm not in the mood" - I really do think they should have put "I'm in the mood for dancing" on at that point.

[adam]

Oh that would have been brilliant!

That boy was quite fit, wouldn't mind meeting him out bumming.

I'm finding The Bill a bit dull at the moment. I like it best when the armed units get called in, it never fails to excite me.