Kareena Ferreira: Sex Kitten

[Steven]

So, the relaunch has happened and a few months in Ibiza has turned Kareena into a sex kitten.

Erm, or has it?

I can't really see that much of a transformation in the character, other than the fact that now she seems quite open to the possibility of sexual intercourse with boys - but when someone says "sex kitten" to me I tend to think of something slightly more rampant than that.

And, on a totally separate and largely superficial note, am I alone in thinking that the girl Martin slept with looks like her face has been squashed?

[Deleted]

A new haircut and an arm-fatteningly pink top do not a sex kitten make. Maybe she will shag a man three times her age/three times her ugliness, like all the other women in Albert Square!

Martin's barwhore can't act, and has a face like a tea-tray. It is almost as flat as her voice.

Sigh.

[Robbing the Dead]

Mr said:

Martin's barwhore can't act, and has a face like a tea-tray. It is almost as flat as her voice.

Sigh.

She looks like michelle. And she's even less attractive than Sonia. Martin is buff.

[Chocolate]

I was under the impression that sex kittens have had sex at some point too. The biggest change in her (apart from stripey short hair) seems to be that she's becoming just as bitchy and choosy as your average soap-slut, but without the actual sluttiness.

[Steven]

Robbing said:

She looks like michelle.

I'm offended for Michelle.

(Bass or Fowler? Just so I'm clear. If Fowler, then ewww, quasi-incest.)