The Moog
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I'm just a dog chasing cars.
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Post by The Moog on Nov 5, 2007 19:37:42 GMT
He denies all knowledge, stating that the trickle of pee down my window must be rainwater, the cups and glasses on the windowsill had other things in them and the full bottle of liquid on the sill was off apple cordial (even though it had lemon squash on the side). haha, you should tell him to prove it, and all go into his room and say "If it really is just a drink, then drink it now in front of us" and see what he does.
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Post by schmindie on Nov 5, 2007 19:46:52 GMT
He denies all knowledge, stating that the trickle of pee down my window must be rainwater, the cups and glasses on the windowsill had other things in them and the full bottle of liquid on the sill was off apple cordial (even though it had lemon squash on the side). haha, you should tell him to prove it, and all go into his room and say "If it really is just a drink, then drink it now in front of us" and see what he does. Ha, definitely! His face would be a picture.
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Post by Rad on Nov 5, 2007 21:19:26 GMT
Seriously, though, yuo ARE going to talk to your landlord, aren't you?
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KentDan
Jane Asher
Now showing in Peckham
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Post by KentDan on Nov 5, 2007 23:44:19 GMT
Yeah I promise. We emailed the landlord today and calling him tomorrow!
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Post by fatboyfat on Nov 28, 2007 12:21:54 GMT
Have you thought that this may be part of a campaign by him to get you and your mates out, rather than the other way around? Some people can be very sneeky ...
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mcflooze
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Uhhhhh.....
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Post by mcflooze on Nov 28, 2007 12:33:50 GMT
KentDan, any news? I am gripped and riveted by this saga!
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Lisa
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Campaigning for the ghostly return of Toby - always my favourite serial killer
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Post by Lisa on Jan 15, 2008 9:24:41 GMT
Hey KentDan, further to mcflooze's plea, has their been any progress? I don't know why but I was dreaming about this last night!!
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Post by polyannapolyfilla on Jan 15, 2008 9:54:11 GMT
Talking of disgusting housemates... if anyone wants to move into our charming 4 bed flat in Balham and has £470 a month to spare, then I might be just the person you're after.
p.s. none of us are disgusting. We are fragrant and lovely.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 20, 2008 18:16:20 GMT
I just went in the bathroom and my fucking lesbian flatmate has trimmed her bush with the kitchen scissors all over the bath. The bath doesn't drain because she's already clogged up the plughole with her constant hair trimming (both head and bush). Now I have to clean it up in order to have shower myself.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2008 18:22:48 GMT
Lesbians should come with a shedding warning.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 20, 2008 18:40:50 GMT
What is wrong with your flatmate?!
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 20, 2008 20:01:08 GMT
Lesbian flatmate.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2008 21:36:42 GMT
Did Kent Dan ever come back?
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 20, 2008 22:15:47 GMT
I just went in the bathroom and my fucking lesbian flatmate has trimmed her bush with the kitchen scissors all over the bath. The bath doesn't drain because she's already clogged up the plughole with her constant hair trimming (both head and bush). Now I have to clean it up in order to have shower myself. Will the following fit onto a post-it, that you can stick to the kitchen door? Dear flatmate,
I appreciate you have to trim your lady garden to ensure your lesbifriends don't get some extra flossing when they're yodelling in your canyon of love, but for the love of all gods, PLEASE can you clean out the plug when you've done it in the bathroom? I just got a big clump of your minge hair between my toes and it wasn't nice having to remove it with my bare fingers. (See sample attached). I doubt you'd appreciate it if I didn't clean up after preparing my own love tunnel for some active service.
Yours,
Gregory
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Lisa
Su Pollard
Campaigning for the ghostly return of Toby - always my favourite serial killer
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Post by Lisa on Jan 22, 2008 10:42:56 GMT
I was asked out by 3 lesbians on Friday night - if I'd known of Slabbing the Dead's predicament then I would at least have had something to ask them about!
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 22, 2008 12:07:26 GMT
I was asked out by 3 lesbians on Friday night - if I'd known of Slabbing the Dead's predicament then I would at least have had something to ask them about! Show-off!
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Lisa
Su Pollard
Campaigning for the ghostly return of Toby - always my favourite serial killer
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Post by Lisa on Jan 22, 2008 13:42:41 GMT
I never get asked out EVER, so I am still embarrassingly pleased with myself it must be said!!
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KentDan
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Now showing in Peckham
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Post by KentDan on Jan 24, 2008 19:07:27 GMT
Oh sorry, I forgot about this thread! Too busy with Hollyoaks.
UPDATE IS: Gross house mate is leaving in March. Our house contract is up for renewal and the landlord is helping us with a big brother style fake eviction. With urine.
Basically, we've all received letters saying we have to vacate the house but all we need to do is replace him with someone less, erm, shall we say fucking disgusting. We all haven't spoken now for over 2 months and he's taken to leaving mental post-its on everything and leaving trainers in the bathroom.
I come from Kent and in Kent, one does not leave their trainers in the bathroom!
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 24, 2008 19:14:04 GMT
I know it must be very difficult living in those circumstances, but I'd like to think someone with mental health issues would/should/could be treated with a bit more dignity and compassion.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 24, 2008 19:33:22 GMT
It's all very well saying that but the vast majority of people who do anti-social things aren't mentally ill, they are just not nice people.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 24, 2008 19:43:20 GMT
Piss storing is pretty mental.
I can be quite unpleasant sometimes, but when I am being a bit of a cock my first thought isn't "must piss in a jar and keep under my bed, that'll show them!"
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KentDan
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Post by KentDan on Jan 24, 2008 22:17:25 GMT
I know it must be very difficult living in those circumstances, but I'd like to think someone with mental health issues would/should/could be treated with a bit more dignity and compassion. I genuinely don't think he's mental, just a cunt!
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mcflooze
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Uhhhhh.....
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Post by mcflooze on Jan 29, 2008 14:13:48 GMT
Your landlord sounds great!
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KentDan
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Post by KentDan on Feb 16, 2008 13:29:52 GMT
He's not a bad fella, especially during all this.
And update - housemate being officially kicked out in under 4 weeks! We have a new one lined up who we have officially asked not to pee out the window. He's promised us he won't.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2008 21:27:52 GMT
He's not a bad fella, especially during all this. And update - housemate being officially kicked out in under 4 weeks! We have a new one lined up who we have officially asked not to pee out the window. He's promised us he won't. Will he just keep it in bottles then? Possibly pans?
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