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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 1:19:20 GMT
That, and I would also very much like to look better than the ex-fatty up the road who has transformed herself into beauty personified. Ugh, a regular faghag on the Leicester recently did that and now the gays have treated her as The Second Coming. I lose count of how many people have said 'Ooh, doesn't she look amazing now?' In our Review of the Year in the pub today we decided she'd been nipped and/or tucked and therefore it must be true. The fact she disappeared for a few weeks and came back thin and glamorous only adds to this. I suppose I should be thrilled for her but the fact that her rise to beauty coincided my downfall from a bit near beauty, just makes it impossible. She used to have "scraggy lesbian hair", really bad acne, covered up by really thick and bad make-up, fat ankles and absolutely no dress sense whatsoever, but now she looks as good as her actual model sister, only shorter, and not as slutty. I also have no qualms about plastic surgery and will have things peeled, plucked, tucked and sucked out of me if it makes me look as I did four years ago, only toned.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 2, 2008 1:20:22 GMT
Hello I'm Greg and I haven't liked my weight for a number of years. I am namely concerned with my lack of weight. Standing 6'1" tall but only weighing 9.5 stone I am far too skinny. I would like to gain enough weight so I can 'go topless', as I currently look too much like a famine victim for it. I would be grateful if you could all send cakes and chocolates to my flat.
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Post by somethingbiblical on Jan 2, 2008 1:41:24 GMT
I'm Sarah, 17, 5 ft 6 and my weight fluctuates on a literally daily basis between 10 stone 10 and 11 stone 5. A crippling hatred for sport combined with a minor heart condition and my current anaemic situation means I don't really have much option when it comes to losing weight - gotta eat more healthily, but like fuck will that happen. It's the snacks which pile on the pounds in the weight sense and steal the pounds in the money sense, especially chocolate, Irn Bru and Pickled Onion/Worcester Sauce Walkers. Being in that uncertain area between normal sized and a bit fat has left me with these rather unfortunate chest-warmers. Some people say they are jealous, but these people aren't left in tears at 2am on New Years Day after being referred to exclusively as 'Boobs' by men at a party all night. I have a family history of ew-look-at-that-fat-woman. I can cope with parts like boobs and hips, but it's the wobbly belly that really gets me. DAMN YOU FOR BRINGING BACK WORCESTER SAUCE, WALKERS, DAMN YOU. Hi.
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Post by fused on Jan 2, 2008 1:56:24 GMT
Hello, I'm Adam, I'm 22, I like eating and I like boozing and I don't like excercise. My weight tends to go up and down, and currently I have more than is neccessary. I'm not too bothered about appearance as such, but I have lots of anxieties about my health in general, so losing weight and getting more excercise would probably be a good idea.
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Post by schmindie on Jan 2, 2008 2:43:21 GMT
Hi all,
I'm Amy, I'm 24 and in the last eight weeks I've lost 18 pounds. However, I never exercise, and this is the reason why I need help. I can fill myself up with veg and quinoa and mashed avocado, but when it comes to exercising I run to the hills, so I need help.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 8:30:40 GMT
I nominate Amy to be in charge of food. If anyone has a question about how to make something vaguely apealing with rice cakes and a cherry tomato they should ask her.
I'll start. Dear Amy, When not dying of death I am terrible at midmorning/afternoon snacking. What horrible delicious alternatives exist to chocolate bars and crisps. I already eat a lot of fruit, but it doesn't tend to fill me up. What will? Thanks, Chris.
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 2, 2008 9:18:42 GMT
*deep breath* Hello Ruth, Chris, James, Gordon, Joel, Lise, Carl, Scott, Greg, Sarah, Adam and Amy!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 10:08:21 GMT
Hello Leader Sparkle!!!
I now have added need to lose weight as there is an extremely strong chance of me going to New Zealand this summer and I can't be fat on a beach.
Some words of inspiration from dieting winner, Maureen Edwards - Well, how lovely. I dare anyone not to be motivated and feel up lifted by that tale!
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 2, 2008 10:42:11 GMT
Lord, that was motivating.
I am going shopping today - EXERCISE!
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 11:10:44 GMT
Following Maureen's lead, can I be the Chris in 'Christ I'm hungry'?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 11:19:58 GMT
Following Maureen's lead, can I be the Chris in 'Christ I'm hungry'? Now that's not a GREAT attitude to have now is it?!? Turn that frown upside down! Another motivational piece of advice, if you're miserable and fat and don't think that being thin will change that, at least you'll be thin. Being thin and miserable is way better than being fat and miserable! Go team!
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Post by Mike on Jan 2, 2008 13:07:58 GMT
Hello everyone. I'm Mike, I'm 27 years old, and I'm determined to get down to a reasonable weight (once and for all) this year. I've lost as much as two and a half stone in the past, but always put it back on again because of my weakness for chocolate. I'm planning to seriously limit my chocolate/junk food intake, go to the gym four times a week and maybe limit the boozing (OK, maybe not).
Maybe Greg should eat all the cakes and chocolates that I don't?
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Post by boxedjoy on Jan 2, 2008 13:46:09 GMT
Hello, I'm Scott, and I loathe food. I was a healthy child, then I broke my arm around the onset of puberty and couldn't do anything for three months, and ballooned out into a fatty. I had moobs and bullying and so on for a few years, then I moved to a remote estate and had to walk a mile to get a bus. This led to me losing some of the weight. Now I am 19, 5"7 and just over 8 stone, yet I still have a gut. This may be partly due to the fact that I am a Binge Drinker. I would like to have a toned stomach, a bum, and wrists I can't wrap my pinky and thumb around.
My problem is I don't eat healthily at all. I can't cook, mainly due to ignorance about how to do things with food. Also, I don't really like meat unless its been processed and decorated in breadcrumbs. I snack a lot - my timetable at uni means I have at least an hour between every class, and this leaves me heading to the Union, rather than the library. Sometimes when I'm peckish I can eat a whole family bag of Haribo as a light snack. Similarly with exercise - I walk nearly a mile everyday so I'm not a heart attack risk, but I'm too scared to use a gym. I don't know what equipment is and I'm worried people will laugh at my skinny legs and feeble strength.
I'm not going to stop drinking though, fuck that.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 14:09:38 GMT
Scott. I just put your info into a BMI calculator and it said you were underweight. Therefore you will make us feel fat and must be barred from LCFF might not benefit from eating any less than you already do.
Perhaps you should learn to cook better food and take up some mass gaining exercise, like lifting balls onto barrels or pulling Minis using your teeth?
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Post by Andrew* on Jan 2, 2008 14:16:53 GMT
Hello my name is Andrew and I like double cream.
Within the last month and half I have managed to put on just over a stone which hasn't made me 'fat' but hasn't done my confidence or my stomach any good. It needs to go as I am heading in the direction of my father (who isn't fat, but he kinda is) and I need to act NOW.
Also I am blaming my eating habits on Nigella Express (to a degree). I am going to have to shelve that book for a while, and stop having Ben and Jerry's with marshmallow fluff for breakfast (that happened this morning).
I joined a gym in Manchester just before Christmas because I knew I would desperately need it now. I mainly joined the gym for the swimming pool (because it's in excellently flattering dim lighting and was very quiet), which I am pretty confident I shall use a few times a week and will try the gym, and may even like it, I don't know. I'm not one for wasting money.
Now I plan to begin this on Monday when my gym membership starts and buy all healthy food (which I do in fact enjoy) but rather bizarrely I can either eat completely healthily or completely unhealthily. I can't seem to have the right balance.
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 2, 2008 14:20:10 GMT
I would really like someone to go to the gym with. Does anyone fancy meeting up at a Virgin Active gym in London?
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 14:30:09 GMT
I'd like someone to show me how gyms 'work' and stop me getting bored, but I don't think I'm located very conveniently for you.
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Post by boxedjoy on Jan 2, 2008 14:34:29 GMT
I want to go the magic gym that is always featured in television shows. The one where lonely, attractive men will make conversation with me over a rowing machine.
Glasgow seems to have a number of slutty gyms where only one type of exercise happens.
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 2, 2008 14:34:58 GMT
Could meet halfway, or in town.
Hello Mike, Scott and Andrew!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 14:36:11 GMT
I'd quite like a personal trainer. I do really think that the Government should provide them. They want the obesity crisis to go away, fine, give me a rather hot man for me to chase and I'll be thin in no time.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 14:42:17 GMT
There's one near the Barbican which seems to have two cafés. I'm not sure that's very helpful in terms of losing weight.
I'll think about it anyway. I have to get my wasting disease dealt with first.
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Post by Andrew* on Jan 2, 2008 14:59:03 GMT
Hello I'm Greg and I haven't liked my weight for a number of years. I am namely concerned with my lack of weight. Standing 6'1" tall but only weighing 9.5 stone I am far too skinny. I would like to gain enough weight so I can 'go topless', as I currently look too much like a famine victim for it. I would be grateful if you could all send cakes and chocolates to my flat. I want to cook you loads of food. Eat loads of meat too.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 2, 2008 15:21:55 GMT
I would go, but i live in Uxbridge.
I am currently wanting to eat my minstrels. Damm.
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Post by Andrew* on Jan 2, 2008 15:27:31 GMT
I would go, but i live in Uxbridge. I am currently wanting to eat my minstrels. Damm. Burn them.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 2, 2008 15:30:34 GMT
I should....
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