jerriblank
Su Pollard
Watch out Tyra - I'm back!
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Post by jerriblank on Jan 2, 2008 20:00:15 GMT
Bollocks. I've just cancelled out my healthy vegetable stew with a stray packet of Mars Planets - I'm sticking to this from now on
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 2, 2008 20:01:03 GMT
- How to look good naked is on -
Everyone has a DVD out don't they!
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Post by Joel on Jan 2, 2008 20:08:19 GMT
My particular favourite is: Nice things....people say my beard suits me.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 20:09:32 GMT
Is that the fat bird off the desk on Casualty? Fuck me!
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 2, 2008 20:13:48 GMT
Wow, she looks amazingly different
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boxedjoy
Su Pollard
Don't you wish your snack was as tempting as this?
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Post by boxedjoy on Jan 2, 2008 20:15:53 GMT
Is that actually the same person though? I'm not sure I believe it. I feel loads better about myself already though.
Do you think the invaders from Fat Men Can't Hunt will join us?
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 2, 2008 20:51:58 GMT
I'll be in the chatroom to discuss the Half Ton Mum.
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Post by Rad on Jan 2, 2008 20:56:01 GMT
The lady of Casualty now looks like Gaby Willis crossed with Toni Collette. Which is not at all a bad thing.
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Post by Rad on Jan 2, 2008 20:56:40 GMT
I have slim wrists and ankles.
I am a good cook. Of healthy and unhealthy foods.
I am about to have a cup of tea. I really want a biscuit with it, but I have had two alcoholic drinks and five Christmas chocolates already.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 2, 2008 21:00:16 GMT
I have good legs. I used to be self conscious about having rugby player's thighs but all my chicken legged friends say they are envious.
And my ex boyfriend told me I had great nipples...
I'm waiting in the chatroom even though I'm watching Trollope and won't be turning onto C4 for 10 minutes.
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dirtypop
Jane Asher
Only Lee Will Do!
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Post by dirtypop on Jan 2, 2008 21:38:46 GMT
I have had a jacket potato with cottage cheese and vegetables for dinner. Day one is going well. I am dying for some chocolate.
Has anyone ever tried the Kellogs diet? I really love Crunchy Nut Cornflakes but cannot understand how eating 2 delicious bowls of them a day would help me lose weight. I might try it. Beats veg.
Sonia off Eastenders has lost a shit load of weight - she's in some Reveal style mag this week giving some seriously insightful tips such as 'Don't eat so much bread!'. Her face seriously looks like a drag queen tho.
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Post by francopopfille on Jan 2, 2008 21:45:47 GMT
Nice things...I like my mouth. Apparently I've nice dimples when I smile.
I've got high hopes for this since I actually like cottage cheese/celery/ a lot of traditionally healthy stuff.As long as I stay off the cheddar and sliced bread I might do ok.
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Post by Adrian on Jan 2, 2008 21:49:22 GMT
I have to say that having read this thread and other recent posts I am concerned about the general lack of self-esteem among us. Bloody insecure gays and fag-hags. Life Itself, much? I've been thinking similar thoughts re: this thread. I'm not suggesting that one can think themselves thin, but there is something to be said about thinking positively. Most gyms are designed to make you constantly question and scrutinise your body - they're full of mirrors so you can see yourself at your sweaty worst. Instead we should all focus on the good we've done - whether it's eat fruit that day or walked to work or walked up the escalators in the tube or whatever. Focusing on the lack of doing something will just heighten feelings of inactivity and failure. EDIT: I didn't see page 4 before typing this. You are all doing the nice things anyway. Good. God bless Paul and his rugby legs. I do love nice legs.
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 2, 2008 21:56:21 GMT
Exactly. Think positive.
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Post by Adrian on Jan 2, 2008 21:56:26 GMT
Hmmm, I'm just about to cancel my gym membership for Virgin Active. Not because I don't go (I do) but because they're a bunch of cunts. January is the worst possible month to join a gym as they put the prices up and it's stuffed to the gills with people who never make it past March. Exercise should be something you can make yourself do without wanting to cry, otherwise you'll never make yourself do it. A Virgin Active dude blatantly told me that once - it's £100 joining fee in January, £0 in July. Cunts. The reason I feel no shame in ripping gyms off is their way to blatant consumer-rip-off attitude. Klee has tipped on an idea saying exercise should be fun. [glow=red,2,300] FUN LOWCULTURAL EXERCISE.[/glow] I'm already seeing Cher's workout DVD Other suggestions: Dance around the house to musicals. Hairspray, Chicago, etc. Going to your local homosexualry and dance (without downing 10 vodkas). Just drink water and dance like crazy. It's "totally cardio". I once made a playlist of totally fab dancey pop for my boyfriend when he joined a gym. Shall I dig it out and post for you people?
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Post by Sparkle on Jan 2, 2008 21:57:29 GMT
I am going to do Jennifer Ellison's West End Workout. And Lilia-Size.
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Post by mackenzie on Jan 2, 2008 22:09:12 GMT
I have great tits.
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Post by Andrew* on Jan 2, 2008 22:17:22 GMT
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 2, 2008 22:34:51 GMT
You got nice tits. I like nice tits!
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 2, 2008 22:38:49 GMT
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Post by SweatShop on Jan 3, 2008 0:33:18 GMT
Has anyone ever tried the Kellogs diet? I really love Crunchy Nut Cornflakes but cannot understand how eating 2 delicious bowls of them a day would help me lose weight. I might try it. Beats veg. I don't know how it'd work with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes but when it's done with Special K i'm guessing people lose weight because all they're eating for two meals a day is a bowl of Special K. It really wouldn't keep me going.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2008 3:52:55 GMT
I have lovely eyes. Now because I wake up at ridiulous times it's very hard to stay motivated to be healthy, so now I am going to have a bowl of bran flakes, goji berries, sultanas, bananas and a tangerine, with semi-skimmed milk.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Jan 3, 2008 12:27:08 GMT
I may be the only one here trying to put on weight. I've lost almost two and a half stone since the summer, which is partly down to a very serious, life threatening operation I had in May (ok, it was only a tonsillectomy, but it still hurt!) and partly due to 2007 being the most hideously stressful and depressing year I have ever endured. Honestly, everything that could go wrong went wrong.
So, my plan is to join a gym (prefferably one where I won't feel like shit when I find myself struggling with weights, standing next to a Muscle Mary) and eat more healthily.
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Post by Adrian on Jan 3, 2008 12:44:48 GMT
So, my plan is to join a gym (prefferably one where I won't feel like shit when I find myself struggling with weights, standing next to a Muscle Mary) and eat more healthily. Muscle Marys are the most hilarious things about gyms. I can't take them seriously at all. Plus they're nice to look at in the showers. For building up weight - start slowly and work up to it. If you start by going at it hammer and tongs, you'll ache and strain.
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Post by schmindie on Jan 3, 2008 13:24:49 GMT
I nominate Amy to be in charge of food. If anyone has a question about how to make something vaguely apealing with rice cakes and a cherry tomato they should ask her. I'll start. Dear Amy, When not dying of death I am terrible at midmorning/afternoon snacking. What horrible delicious alternatives exist to chocolate bars and crisps. I already eat a lot of fruit, but it doesn't tend to fill me up. What will? Thanks, Chris. The only vaguely snacky things I'm allowed to eat just now are Ryvita smothered in smooth peanut butter, with seeds sprinkled on top. I'm on this hardcore Dax Moy elimination thing, which basically means I'm off booze/caffeine/red meat/dairy (apart from yoghurt and butter)/wheat products/sugar/salt so no wonder I've lost weight. Since doing it though I've discovered a love of sweet potato wedges with cajun-y spices on them, as well as a bit of a houmous habit. I am gasping for a slab of Dairy Milk, but each time I look at my thighs I know I must resist. At my computer at home I have a list of "good" recipes (including a mean chicken curry and something bizarre with tuna, avocados and quinoa) so remind me at the weekend and I can PM it to anyone who wants it.
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