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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2008 1:22:07 GMT
Hello all, I have a slight dilema in the form of hilarious proportions. (I've edited to simplify) I'll keep it short, someone I don't like who pretends to be straight is doing gay porn. Can I use this against them if they start at me again?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 8, 2008 1:42:10 GMT
Yeh I want a link!
You should use this information to make him sleep with you.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2008 1:53:17 GMT
He's taking it up the arse on said website, under a different name. I don't want Mr Lowculture to be annoyed and ban me, so instead of a link I shall say that if I were a stoneMASON and possibly married to Amy Winehouses hubby BLAKE then I would be called Robbie.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 8, 2008 7:45:56 GMT
If you don't like him you should just leave him alone. How can he 'start' on you? Neither of you are children. Just be the bigger man and walk away, you will have the satisfaction of knowing you had one up on him and didn't resort to it.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Jan 8, 2008 7:58:37 GMT
Maybe he's pretending to be straight so he doesn't have to sleep with you?
Either way, it's best keeping it to yourself. He's allowed to say he's straight if he wants and he's also allowed to do gay porn if he wants. It's not really anyone elses business.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 8, 2008 8:01:43 GMT
You should use this information to make him sleep with you. Actually I change my answer to this.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jan 8, 2008 9:15:15 GMT
He's taking it up the arse on said website, under a different name. I don't want Mr Lowculture to be annoyed and ban me, so instead of a link I shall say that if I were a stoneMASON and possibly married to Amy Winehouses hubby BLAKE then I would be called Robbie. I often think that there's so much gay porn out there now that the only real surprise is that this kind of situation doesn't occur much more often. Anyway, as part of my moderating duties I checked on this website to see what was what, and I can't see Robbie taking it up the arse, certainly before preview page 24, which is as far as I got before I remembered I really ought to try to get to work today. All he does is get his kit off and have a wank, and as far as I know you don't have to be gay to do that.
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 8, 2008 10:03:25 GMT
Remember Mr Pirate that we're living in a metrosexual world now, so what might previously be labelled as gay isn't so these days. Someone sent me a link to the Frank Lampard sex tape last week and even though I had to turn it off before the end (some very unnecessary close ups on a thumb) I found it strange that a straight man would be so turned on watching his best friend with a woman.
But with your dilemma I wouldn't do anything. Satisfy yourself with your knowledge, and remind yourself that if he doesn't like you, he can probably knows some dirt on you, or what people have said about you behind your back.
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Post by Muinimula on Jan 8, 2008 11:41:36 GMT
Anyway, as part of my moderating duties I checked on this website to see what was what, and I can't see Robbie taking it up the arse, certainly before preview page 24, which is as far as I got before I remembered I really ought to try to get to work today. All he does is get his kit off and have a wank, and as far as I know you don't have to be gay to do that. If one were, however, to go to page 2 of the aforementioned site, one would find a little featurette with a gentleman called Jack who, as they say, "goes all the way". Ahem.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jan 8, 2008 11:43:53 GMT
Anyway, as part of my moderating duties I checked on this website to see what was what, and I can't see Robbie taking it up the arse, certainly before preview page 24, which is as far as I got before I remembered I really ought to try to get to work today. All he does is get his kit off and have a wank, and as far as I know you don't have to be gay to do that. If one were, however, to go to page 2 of the aforementioned site, one would find a little featurette with a gentleman called Jack who, as they say, "goes all the way". Ahem. Well I certainly WON'T be looking that up later.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 8, 2008 12:34:28 GMT
If he 'starts' at you again, then I don't think there's any harm in letting him know that you know. Because he's probably a bit ashamed/embarassed about it and then wouldn't 'start' on you again for fear of you letting the little gay porn cat out of the bag.
I don't like his tattoos.
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Post by David on Jan 8, 2008 12:50:06 GMT
Please don't post actual links to the site here. The clues aren't exactly cryptic, in any case.
And yes, the tattoos aren't very nice. His left arm is far too skinny for that big one.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 8, 2008 12:53:37 GMT
Psst! David! You may have missed the point of David Hunter's post.
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Post by David on Jan 8, 2008 12:55:53 GMT
Oh no. Was he being clever? Bugger.
That serves me right for being so fucking sure of myself yesterday.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2008 13:00:02 GMT
Maybe he's pretending to be straight so he doesn't have to sleep with you?Either way, it's best keeping it to yourself. He's allowed to say he's straight if he wants and he's also allowed to do gay porn if he wants. It's not really anyone elses business. That's very cutting. I like it. But alas no.
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Post by [james] on Jan 8, 2008 18:35:15 GMT
Why does everyone feel the need to be rubbish pornstars these days? I can think of at least three at my uni who are. Why do they not have nice part-time jobs, like being a mitten model or volunteering to cuddle orphans?
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 8, 2008 18:51:09 GMT
If I was an orphan I wouldn't let either of them near me. Which considering "Jack's" day job is social worker is actually quite worrying.
In terms of your moral dilemma, if I were you I'd tell everyone and see if he hits you. I think it's the right thing to do.
Also, re: him 'pretending to be straight', looking like that does anyone believe him anyway?
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Post by David on Jan 8, 2008 18:52:53 GMT
It's good to know that we can all discuss this with authority, seeing as every single one of us has done our research first.
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Post by jamiek on Jan 8, 2008 19:18:39 GMT
I'd say someone alleging to be straight being pummelled online is great ammunition for any disagreements that may arise: it should however be used wisely, only as a killer blow. I am a vindictive person however and would keep evidence...just in case.
I outed someone who was a secret internet gay once but it was only because he used to call me a poof at school and slag me off to my friends. That's just plain asking for it!
I have looked at the cryptically encoded website and have thoroughly enjoyed the research. However, having looked at the chap and noticed that he has the biggest case of gayface I have ever seen. Not one to believe sexuality can be easily defined by a shiny skin tone and twinkly eyes however, I also note his earring and claim to work as a stylist. I struggle as to why anyone would think him straight in the first place.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jan 8, 2008 21:50:17 GMT
If one were, however, to go to page 2 of the aforementioned site, one would find a little featurette with a gentleman called Jack who, as they say, "goes all the way". Ahem. Well I certainly WON'T be looking that up later. Oh yes, there it is, right enough.
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Post by Joel on Jan 8, 2008 22:04:46 GMT
Oh no no no, don't tell everyone. Just let him know you know.
Slip him a note or something. Whisper it to him in the pub. And threaten to tell his mum if he doesn't stop being a cunt.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 8, 2008 22:30:47 GMT
God, I'd be mortified if someone told my mum I'd done porn*! What do you two have against each other anyway?
*Edit, which I have not I hasten to add.
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Post by boxedjoy on Jan 8, 2008 22:36:47 GMT
I don't think anyone hates me enough to ruin my life deliberately, how do I get involved in the adult entertainment industry? I'm not working at the moment and I could do with a bit of cash and a bit of sex.
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Post by David on Jan 8, 2008 22:39:47 GMT
It's not that much fun.
Allegedly.
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Post by Muinimula on Jan 8, 2008 22:49:08 GMT
This thread is brilliant.
I think I recognised a guy from a porn site once. I was walking to work, and passed this good-looking guy while crossing Waterloo Road, who seemed slightly familiar. It wasn't until a few minutes later that I realised where I might have recognised him from. Not sure if my facial expression at the time gave me away, or if he just thought I smiled at him nicely.
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