Lowri Turner for Fuhrer

[Vinegar Tits]

Has anyone read this complete and utter piece of shit, originally posted in the extremely parochial western mail?

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[QuincyMD]

I think Lowri Turner is the last person to be pontificating on relationships.

[raspberry]

I wonder what her many gay friends think now?

I can't believe she can hold such a moronic point of veiw. Why on earth would she think that gay men and women are so blinkered to the 'real' world? Even Colin and Justin aren't that shallow and she is meant to be their mate. (Or at least that is how it appeared to me when I saw them all on The Wright Stuff once.)

[raspberry]

Belinda Oaten is so traumatised is said to want to end their 13-year marriage.

Even her grammar is rubbish.

[Gordon]

She is a wart-faced trollop who can't s-s-s-th-way her s-s-s-th-es-s-s-thw. I wonder that if she sleeps with her mouth open, if a constant sound of th-th-th-th-th-th takes places everytime she exhales. She is just vile. I bet if one were lucky enough to cut her, piss would stream out then burn a hole in the ground. Her black coal eyes are just evil, but she is so oblivious she would like to have us believe she is some sort of 'mad and interesting' coffee-holding journalist with a life full of chic and faaabulous affairs, such as buying her newspaper from a really shabby-yet-divine corner store, wearing the most gorgeous sandles that were an absolute steal from Debenhams, in their raddled-harridan-festered-tampon range. Give it up, love, you're a dowdy cow who's only aspiration is to vicariously live out the life of an equally confused Vanessa Feltz if she were a size 14. The greed in her eyes is just demented, an unbearable pwe-s-s-s-th-en-s-s-s-thwa. Fucking hog, bitch, die.

Well that was fun. Same time next week?

[Ceeb]

She writes complete rubbish! In Private Eye a few months ago it picked up on an article in which she was going on about how parent goveners elections at schools are just populatity contests, or some such drivel, and she said that she was standing at her kid's school and hopes that people will vote because of what she stands for. PE revealed the election had actually taken place a few weeks before the article was written and she came dead set last, beaten in a landslide by her ex-husband

[bubble]

I can't believe this article was ever printed! She does her best to dress it up but what she is saying is blatently homophobic! And since when does having children qualify someone to run the country? doh!

[Robbing the Dead]

We discussed this before somewhere. She was on Richard and Judy the other talking about plastic surgery, and going on about when she's old she might think about it. She's ugly now though, the vile lisping troll.

[sultenfuss]

I hate this whole 'I'm not racist but...' 'Some of my best friends are gay but...' it's all very Teri Dwyer. Personally i'd prefer it if she just got off the fence and joined the bnp or the gay hating brigade rather than spouted really offensive crap over and over again and then apologised for it.

[stale]

hate to sound like a bit of a thick lout but theres only one word for this sillly bint of a woman: CUNT!!

[Paul]

The lovely Lowri is going to be on Channel 5's The Wright Stuff tomorrow morning discussing Boris Johnson banning London buses from having that gay therapy advert. I wonder if she'll be in favour of it, and if she'll mention her children, who aren't mixed race but have duel heritage.

[Rad]

Her Wikipedia entry is pretty good:

Turner describes herself as a Nutritional Therapist citing a 'Diploma in Nutritional Therapy' purchased from the "Institute for Optimum Nutrition",[4] which describes itself as a "an independent, not for profit educational charity". ION's founder's only qualification is the diploma he awarded to himself, and courses currently have no academic accreditation. The three year diploma course costs £3500.00 for the first year alone. She also states that she is a trained hypnotherapist. On her web site, VaVoomHealth, she declares that her ability to help is because "For the last 20 years, I’ve been a journalist, writing for newspapers and magazines, including the Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, Evening Standard. The Observer, The Guardian, Grazia and Top Sante. I also appear regularly on TV and radio, including Woman’s Hour, The Wright Stuff and BBC Breakfast.".[5]