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Post by max on Nov 11, 2004 12:19:28 GMT
so
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other bloke whips
out his phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.
"Calm down, I can help," the operator says.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot.
"Okay, now what?"
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Post by JJ on Nov 11, 2004 19:41:51 GMT
A few years ago that joke was voted funniest in the world.
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Post by jode* on Nov 11, 2004 20:01:18 GMT
coincidence! i got this in an email today as well.
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Post by max on Nov 11, 2004 21:09:43 GMT
A few years ago that joke was voted funniest in the world. well, it made me laugh on a day when i have raging flu and sinusitus so i figured it was worth posting. Jode, you probably got it from someone who read popbitch this week |
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Post by Steven on Jan 8, 2005 18:02:48 GMT
The funniest joke in the world is actually this:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.
Well, I like it, anyway.
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Post by mackenzie on Jan 13, 2005 12:10:46 GMT
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one. That is actually the funniest joke I have ever heard. It's even bumped my favourite ever joke off the top spot- Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round." Boom boom. |
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 13, 2005 12:23:46 GMT
That is actually the funniest joke I have ever heard. It's even bumped my favourite ever joke off the top spot- I thought I was the only one. I've never like a shit joke before. I feel so alive. |
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