Post by Jonny on Aug 25, 2004 17:07:53 GMT
Bob Dylan said the times they are a-changing
A couple of years later and Prince said it's just a sign of the times
Only now have I realised what they mean
I'm fine with the McDonalds Corporation taking over the world with their overpriced, undercooked fat foods and sticking stores every 100m in city centres, but things have gone too far now.
I remember when McDonalds adverts had fat purple blobs and hamburger theives but oh how things have changed.
Those of you who watch more kids TV than you really should will know what I mean
Instead of Hamburglar and Grimace we are now forced to suffer the Yum Chums
The yum chums are....fucking weird things that apparently live inside you and periodically pop up on overly long adverts during CiTV to point out that you probably should eat more fruit or make sure you intake plenty of fluids (non bodily or alcoholic, obviously)
They do it all through the medium of song. You'd think it would be a good thing but it really is horrific in the extreme
And if that wasn't enough, Ronald the scary English clown pops up doing some wacky stuff and telling us to eat healthily
If I was a kid I'd be reaching for the acid to shut the yum chums up
A couple of years later and Prince said it's just a sign of the times
Only now have I realised what they mean
I'm fine with the McDonalds Corporation taking over the world with their overpriced, undercooked fat foods and sticking stores every 100m in city centres, but things have gone too far now.
I remember when McDonalds adverts had fat purple blobs and hamburger theives but oh how things have changed.
Those of you who watch more kids TV than you really should will know what I mean
Instead of Hamburglar and Grimace we are now forced to suffer the Yum Chums
The yum chums are....fucking weird things that apparently live inside you and periodically pop up on overly long adverts during CiTV to point out that you probably should eat more fruit or make sure you intake plenty of fluids (non bodily or alcoholic, obviously)
They do it all through the medium of song. You'd think it would be a good thing but it really is horrific in the extreme
And if that wasn't enough, Ronald the scary English clown pops up doing some wacky stuff and telling us to eat healthily
If I was a kid I'd be reaching for the acid to shut the yum chums up
