Fucking sofa adverts

[Jonny]

Fucking bastarding twats making fucking shitty fucking sofa adverts should be fucking shot.

The cunts.

First Linda Pissing Well Barker, now Martin Fucking Twatface Kemp going prematurely ginger, or something.

Why the piss do people think I WANT to see slebs lounging on sofas, being shocked at low low prices or that I give two shits whether they like the sofas?

Get some random faceless people being comfy and I might not get quite so pissed off about DFS and the other one (SCS or something?)

Thanks
Jonny
xx

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

I hate Linda Barker and her dead shark eyes. When I need a new sofa, I'll buy it. From Habitat.

[David Hunter]

I think it's extremely clever the way they get a small celebrity to sit right in the corner of a large chair and pretend it's a sofa. The camera work is amazing to make you think these items would fit a family of 4!