Anna
Su Pollard
I've never been to Cuba
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Post by Anna on Feb 20, 2005 19:26:47 GMT
Dear Procter & Gamble,
It is with despair that I am writing to you with my shameful problem. I have never experienced an orgasm when shampooing. I have tried every imaginable way - in the bath, in the shower, even over the sink, but experience nothing more than a mildly pleasant flowery smell. I feel like less of a woman because of my problem. Is there something wrong with me?
Yours, Unfulfilled (with nice-smelling hair)
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Post by Cherubic on Feb 20, 2005 19:42:48 GMT
According to a Proctor and Gamble spokesperson, the orgasm actually stems from where you hold the conditioner bottle whilst lathering with the shampoo.
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Smudge
Su Pollard
We should be doing the Hokey Cokey
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Post by Smudge on Feb 20, 2005 23:01:10 GMT
You also have to have modelled for Morgan.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Feb 21, 2005 12:45:13 GMT
I can't wait for Herbal Essences For Men adverts. The potential for conditioner-based crudity is vast.
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Post by Ezzie on Feb 23, 2005 8:34:06 GMT
I have actually gone yes, yes, YES while washing my hair with Herbal Essences. It was in a changing room shower, with my friend. We walked out holding our bottles of shampoo, and thought ourselves very witty.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2005 15:40:41 GMT
I love her shower in the hotel though, with the handily-placed frosted glass bit to cover her mimsy. I assume every hotel has a standalone shower in the middle of it with frosted glass over the crotch in case the maid comes in while you're having a shampoo-induced orgasm. Otherwise it would just be unrealistic.
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