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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 12, 2005 13:50:58 GMT
I know this has been on for a while, but they have started to show it again, and it drives me crazy. I mean, I can't stand Davina at the bets of times, but the way she says "NURISHED!" makes me want to kill her children.
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Post by groopie on Dec 13, 2005 11:30:45 GMT
Even yours Mum...
ARGH!!!
DIE DIE DIE
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Post by ruthie on Mar 30, 2006 21:17:49 GMT
And it's back AGAIN.
'I was watching your TV show the other day, dear.'
She's the only one then.
Ah, have noticed there is in fact a whole new thread on this, making exactly this point. Sorry.
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Post by Lisa on Jul 3, 2007 9:53:50 GMT
The papers were saying at the weekend that Davina hasn't actually spoken to her Mum in about 6 years. So, whilst of course I never believed she was speaking to her mum on the phone (oh, I'm media savvy me) it now seems this advert has been inflicted on us for only evil. I don't know why, but because I hate this advert so, so much, I feel I'm being lied to. Don't use garnier nutrisse - it's all a lie, her mum doesn't care at all.
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Post by Mike on Jul 3, 2007 11:56:56 GMT
If all their conversations were as desperately contrived as the one in the advert, I'm not surprised they no longer speak.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 3, 2007 12:25:12 GMT
"Hi mum"
-"I saw you on the TV love, your hair looked nice."
In reality:
"Hi mum"
-"I saw you on TV love, you looked like a right knob as usual."
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Post by Adrian on Jul 3, 2007 13:08:07 GMT
They should have a version where Brian Dowling calls her up, compliments her on her hair and then tries to cajole her into getting him a prime time TV job.
A
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Post by Gordon on Jul 3, 2007 14:58:01 GMT
The papers were saying at the weekend that Davina hasn't actually spoken to her Mum in about 6 years. I only find that funny because I usually adopt a grizzly Glaswegian accent and ad-lib the Mother calling her a slag bag, etc. I also laughed heartily when Davine said on eviction night "and I don't take drugs" - I'll bet her Mum called straight away to scream "anyMORE you mean!" I like the idea that eveytime she starts the verbal abuse Davina has friends around so just laughs and goes "byeee Mum!" |
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Post by Feral on Jul 3, 2007 20:24:31 GMT
Aparantly its her adoptive mum on the phone. The one who actually brought her up.
(Well, 'brought her up' is probably too strong a word given its Davina we're talking about, but you know I mean...)
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 3, 2007 22:57:52 GMT
Aparantly its her adoptive mum on the phone. The one who actually brought her up. (Well, 'brought her up' is probably too strong a word given its Davina we're talking about, but you know I mean...) You mean her crack dealer? |
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jul 4, 2007 17:08:34 GMT
I noticed that she no longer shouts down the phone like she used. Fucking evil ex heroin junkie tart. Get off my telly.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 4, 2007 20:24:01 GMT
They've got rid of the 'Nutrise means NURISHED!' part.
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 4, 2007 21:11:26 GMT
They've got rid of the 'Nutrise means NURISHED!' part. Have they? No wonder looking at the state Davina's hair's in. |
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Post by Andrew* on Jul 4, 2007 21:16:39 GMT
I wonder what Nutrisse means now.
Probably broken home or something along those obvious lines.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 4, 2007 21:42:07 GMT
No, she now says 'Nutrisse means nurished.', instead of the original 'Nutrisse means NURISHED!!" Does Nutrisse actually mean 'nourished'? What language is it then?
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Post by Cherubic on Jul 5, 2007 8:46:40 GMT
Davinese, the language of the cock people of Borehamwood.
"MUTHA" means Mum
"Housemate" means wanker
"Whitewash" means racism
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 7, 2007 11:20:18 GMT
"FANTASTIC!!!" means not interesting.
"EXCELLENT!!!" means not interesting.
"TWIST!!!" means not interesting.
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Post by Gordon on Dec 4, 2007 19:26:13 GMT
I bet Davina doesn't even have a mum - if the camera ever does dare turn around I bet there'll be some trembling 60 year old lady wrapped up in celotape apart from her eyes, to read D's cue cards, and mouth, but they dubbed out her actual (gasping) dialogue:
"Yes! No grey! Just let me go! I have a (real) familiy! They think I'm in Iceland!"
And why is Davina saying "BYE M'UMMM!" anyway when she's clearly up stairs in this (new?) advert - is she going to push her out the window?
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Post by Muinimula on Dec 4, 2007 20:41:49 GMT
Of course it's all FAKE HAIR anyway. Why do we believe Davina, time after time?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 5, 2007 0:31:55 GMT
"will it cover my bit of grey?"
Does she mean her muff?
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Post by zoesparrow on Dec 8, 2007 17:50:23 GMT
Davina : " . . . . and it feels so nourished"
Her mum : "Your hair of course. Silly thing, I could have mistaken you talking about your dress while you ambiguously described it you silly bint. Yeahhh, go cry to Dermot about it"
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Post by Ezzie on Dec 9, 2007 23:03:20 GMT
Fuck me I didn't know she'd done drugs! I can't imagine that.
I love her though, I'm not ashamed
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 9, 2007 23:46:32 GMT
Exactly, she's hyperactive enough already, imagine what she's like on speed.
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