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Post by Andrew* on Dec 24, 2007 10:53:35 GMT
I don't know if anyone's seen this, because I've (bloody thankfully) only seen it the once.
It features 'Granny and Grandad' bobbing for apples using their fixodentally fixed dentures. The whole thing just looks absolutely fucking terrifying.
It's like watching Jaws in a retirement village. I bet that's the sort of stuff that goes on in nursing homes these days actually, but without the fixodent. Cruel.
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Post by Bungle on Dec 24, 2007 12:19:23 GMT
My dad has just received a letter from the dentist that says, in a very matter of fact way, 'you need false teeth and it's going to cost £7500'.
This is the sort of thing that I come home for each Christmas.
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Post by zaffra on Dec 24, 2007 14:17:40 GMT
I don't know if anyone's seen this, because I've (bloody thankfully) only seen it the once. It features 'Granny and Grandad' bobbing for apples using their fixodentally fixed dentures. The whole thing just looks absolutely fucking terrifying. It's like watching Jaws in a retirement village. I bet that's the sort of stuff that goes on in nursing homes these days actually, but without the fixodent. Cruel. Subconsciously it's about o.a.p's having oral sex
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 24, 2007 14:28:20 GMT
Wouldn't having no teeth be a benefit during oral sex though? No nasty sharp teeth to worry about, just nice smooth gums....
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Post by pauliepoos on Dec 24, 2007 14:54:11 GMT
I know a rugby player who had several of his front teeth knocked out and didn't bother getting them replaced until his playing days were over.
That reminds me, I heard the most bizarre story about an allegedly famous gay, a gum shield and a balaclava...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2007 11:53:35 GMT
Wouldn't having no teeth be a benefit during oral sex though? No nasty sharp teeth to worry about, just nice smooth gums.... Is it wrong that this thread reminds me almost exclusively of the Golden Girls, what with the Shady Pines retirement home and one of Blanche's no denture adventures.
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Post by Adrian on Dec 26, 2007 23:21:32 GMT
Do they still say "Fixodent... and forget it!"
As ad slogans go, it's one I like.
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Post by pectinase on Jan 6, 2008 17:13:19 GMT
On a similar topic, there was an episode of CSI on the other day where one ex-prison con had false teeth, and told the detective he had them punched out on his first day in jail. The implication was that, in prison, you can't bite down when something's shoved in your mouth.
(I.e a cock)
I'm not sure if this is actually done in prisons though, or just made up by CSI.
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