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Post by zaffra on Jan 23, 2008 12:49:53 GMT
The most shit adverts at the moment
FilmOn: An Elvis lookylikey* making his way down a street knocking people over?
The Halifax all singing all surfing extravaganza featuring someone new? and Howard!
While I'm at at it Challenge Churchill is getting right on my tits too.
Stupid Dogbot??
*who looks nothing like Elvis
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Post by Lisa on Jan 23, 2008 13:51:56 GMT
That dogbot advert winds me up no end!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2008 15:08:04 GMT
Woolite is much worse!
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Post by Joel on Jan 23, 2008 18:34:40 GMT
I love the Dogbot.
And the new Halifax boy is cute.
And I've never seen FilmOn.
So it's a challenge churchill vote for me, but I agree with Mr C Pirate that Woolite is the one that needs to be destroyed. Safetergent is not a word. You can't just put 'safe' in the first syllable.
It's like trying to reassure someone going into hospital by saying, 'it's not a hysteroctomy, it's a SAFErectomy!'
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Post by Greg on Jan 23, 2008 18:39:43 GMT
I've not seen the Elvis one.
I'm surprised that Rapebot's Clear Skin isn't here.
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Post by xenomaniac on Jan 23, 2008 23:06:56 GMT
I will never give money to Halifax, the new advert makes me want to kill things.
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Post by Mike on Jan 24, 2008 0:46:16 GMT
I will never give money to Halifax, the new advert makes me want to kill things. Agreed. Why has no-one informed them that the joke (such as it was) is over? I notice that 'Touch my food, feel my fork' has made a wholly unwelcome comeback as well. Can we sue? |
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Post by fezza on Jan 24, 2008 9:15:24 GMT
Can I nominate Kleenex?
I can barely tolerate 'Let It All Out' when it was presented as referring to tears but now it refers to snot I can't.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jan 24, 2008 11:26:05 GMT
I've gone for Churchill because that little shit has been bugging me for much longer than the others. At least you know that the others are a short term thing, but Churchill never goes away.
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Post by KentDan on Jan 24, 2008 19:11:57 GMT
What's wrong with Churchill. I rather like the new one with its 'jowely insurance hound' thing.
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Post by booers on Jan 25, 2008 13:29:46 GMT
I voted for Halifax Surfing although it's not as bad as the last with Aretha's "Think". That was the worst ever.
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Post by mackenzie on Jan 25, 2008 14:33:02 GMT
That Halifax advert is crap but the little guy looks about thirteen, he's adorable.
My vote goes to Elvis, it looks like it had a budget of about 50p.
Dogbot is AMAZING.
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Post by jode* on Jan 25, 2008 16:17:42 GMT
I'd have to say Woolite if it was there.
But I also still hate the "Mum! That one's pop!" Rice Crispies, and the Pizza Hut one where the mum finishes everyone's sentences (and the boy wants a torch for Christmas/Birthday. A torch!)
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Post by booers on Jan 26, 2008 12:39:20 GMT
Can I add the teaching one with a load of geeky teens asking questions? The girl who says "what's the difference between dust and fluff?" is the most annoying of a bunch if very annoying people. What a shite ad.
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Post by KentDan on Jan 26, 2008 16:50:12 GMT
I'd have to say Woolite if it was there. But I also still hate the "Mum! That one's pop!" Rice Crispies, and the Pizza Hut one where the mum finishes everyone's sentences (and the boy wants a torch for Christmas/Birthday. A torch!) Oh I fucking hate that Rice Krispies one. The way the child says "and how do you know whicccchhhh. Onesssss. Whiccccch." |
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Post by mackenzie on Jan 26, 2008 19:55:34 GMT
Can I add the teaching one with a load of geeky teens asking questions? The girl who says "what's the difference between dust and fluff?" is the most annoying of a bunch if very annoying people. What a shite ad. Agreed. Although I do like "Can you cry underwater?" It always leaves me turning to my boyfriend, and asking in a very serious voice, "CAN you cry underwater??" each time without fail. I genuinely want to know! |
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Post by Greg on Jan 27, 2008 20:05:44 GMT
Can I nominate Kleenex? I can barely tolerate 'Let It All Out' when it was presented as referring to tears but now it refers to snot I can't. Everytime this comes on and it says "What do you use Kleenex for?" or some such, the boyf and I share a giggle. |
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Post by fezza on Jan 27, 2008 20:51:41 GMT
Can I nominate Kleenex? I can barely tolerate 'Let It All Out' when it was presented as referring to tears but now it refers to snot I can't. Everytime this comes on and it says "What do you use Kleenex for?" or some such, the boyf and I share a giggle. Well, they've done tears. They've done snot. There is very few bodily fluids left... and they already have the sofa.... |
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Post by Joel on Jan 27, 2008 23:16:08 GMT
Can I add the teaching one with a load of geeky teens asking questions? The girl who says "what's the difference between dust and fluff?" is the most annoying of a bunch if very annoying people. What a shite ad. Oh no no no. "'ow do they make...Sweets?" is far worse. Which sweets you moronic jackanape? |
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Post by Cherubic on Jan 28, 2008 8:09:14 GMT
Do they still have "What is the point of a daddy longlegs?" kid on this, because he is the most annoying human being alive. Actually no it's the sarcastic "let's ask einstein?" emo. Well anyway if those little walking talking abortions are still on it then it's the worst.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 28, 2008 17:44:31 GMT
"When my teacher shags me, his erection is 180 degrees." I think those adverts would just discourage people from becoming teachers by highlighting just how annoying and stupid kids are.
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Post by Elly on Jan 28, 2008 19:37:07 GMT
Pfff. My pupils never ask me questions like that. I wish they would - it would provide me with a tiny amount of amusement, at least. The most moronic thing I've been asked is (upon watching Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet with my year nines) "Did they really have helicopters back then, Miss?"
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Post by jptastic on Feb 1, 2008 20:36:45 GMT
The Woolite guy is plain creepy *shudder* |
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Post by bennnn on Feb 2, 2008 11:49:43 GMT
I like calling my friends Jowly Hounds now.
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Post by bennnn on Feb 2, 2008 11:51:08 GMT
Special mention please for "not so close.. BLACKHEADS!"
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