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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 5, 2008 18:46:24 GMT
Has anyone seem the new Joss Stone Flake advert? It's shit. And in the studio? She wishes.
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Post by mcqueen on Mar 5, 2008 21:44:51 GMT
I have just seen this- god, she really is officially OVAH now.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Mar 6, 2008 11:35:27 GMT
I haven't seen it but read it in the Metro this morning. I'm stunned that Flake would soil their fine history of chocoerotic advertising by using Joss Bloody Stone. Does she sing in it? Does she use the Flake as a microphone, then fellate it, then eat it? (That actually might be an OK advert though).
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Post by Adrian on Mar 6, 2008 12:02:54 GMT
No she does not fellate. She brushes her hand against her chest though. The effect is more messy, clumsy cow than chocoerotic.
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Post by georgie on Mar 6, 2008 13:55:12 GMT
I see she dropped the faux-American accent for us. Thanks Joss. And I see you really dressed up for the ad to, fabulous.
This amazing comment on the youtube video pretty much sums it up:
"maybe they could have just had her sing the flake song and eat the flake. that would have been nicer."
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Post by [james] on Mar 6, 2008 15:50:48 GMT
It really creeps me out. She sings it like a serial killer.
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Post by SheSaysThat on Mar 7, 2008 12:49:39 GMT
Did you know there's 710 calories in a flake bar? Keep eating Joss, Keep eating.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 7, 2008 14:54:02 GMT
Did you know there's 710 calories in a flake bar? Keep eating Joss, Keep eating. No, there are 710 kJ (kilojoules) which is 170 calories (KCal). |
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Post by SheSaysThat on Mar 7, 2008 14:59:17 GMT
Damn. I wanted Joss to get fat. On the plus side, bring on the Flakes!
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 7, 2008 15:15:46 GMT
Have you been basing your 2000 calorie a day intake on KJ values?
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Post by LoveMusic on Mar 7, 2008 15:59:57 GMT
I saw this and thought of LowCulture.
Why can't she just fuck off?
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Mar 7, 2008 16:49:27 GMT
I've seen it now and it's so completely crap and overlong. The Flake just isn't being sold to me. Where's the "moment of joy"? It's depressing. My concept of microphone/blow job/chomp would have been so much better!
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Post by Steven on Mar 7, 2008 23:09:42 GMT
I see she dropped the faux-American accent for us. Heh, because she was so convinced that was the only reason people hated her. Nice try, lady, but it'll take more than that. |
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Post by Jen on Mar 8, 2008 16:21:22 GMT
I was really suprised to hear that Flake had hired her- do either party think it will redeem her public image? It's just very annoying and doesn't even remotely make me want to buy a Flake (which I do really like) which is surely the point of the whole thing?
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Post by David on Mar 8, 2008 18:16:56 GMT
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Post by Gordon on Mar 10, 2008 9:59:23 GMT
I can just picture Joss shopping in ASDA going through her shopping list in a similar manner, harmonizing her complete journey.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Mar 10, 2008 10:16:37 GMT
I just had to Youtube this because I hadn't seen it and so many people I know have said how horrific it is. I really wish I hadn't now. I regurgitated a bit of Weetabix when she started her breathy singing. She's now speaking in an English accent, of sorts, but still continues to sing in some sort of Beyonce-esque ghetto accent. Argh!
And to top it all off I really, really hate it when you see people on TV having a "jamming" session in a recording studio, as if it makes it all seem so much more "real".
Fuck off, Joss, and take your Flake with you.
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Post by thelovelykate on Mar 13, 2008 11:33:53 GMT
It's just very annoying and doesn't even remotely make me want to buy a Flake (which I do really like) which is surely the point of the whole thing? I actually makes me NOT want to buy a Flake. I generally prefer Ripples anyway because you don't get flakey bits on yourself but still I wouln't buy a Flake on principle now. I don't want to give Joss the satisfaction. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 14, 2008 16:25:49 GMT
I like Twirls.
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Post by mcqueen on Mar 14, 2008 23:35:32 GMT
I feel like i should have poppers at hand to listen to that. Maybe Joss could get them to remix her version? |
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Post by David Hunter on Mar 15, 2008 14:38:03 GMT
I think this was 'my flake ad' .. according to the talking head gods everyone has one particular flake girl they revere as iconic They're both far too modern! Mine would probably be either Sara Moon type woman doing watercolour in a field, or Sara Moon type woman in a gypsy caravan. Joss Stone is just a skank in that advert. |
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Post by Lisa on Mar 31, 2008 11:18:45 GMT
No she does not fellate. She brushes her hand against her chest though. The effect is more messy, clumsy cow than chocoerotic. Whenever I see it I keep waiting for her to get all the crumbs down her cleavage, and then have a rummage in her vest top for the bits and get chocolate all over the top. Absolutely not in a sexual way, just because that's what happens when I eat them! |
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