Post by flum on Aug 12, 2004 14:43:24 GMT
I have a big long list of things that I have never seen, it includes such things as "An uncute kitten", "Anyone with a flag painted on their face who doesn't look like an absolute twat" and "A funny ITV sitcom". It also included, pretty near the top, "a paraplegic Elvis impersonator - in full costume- being wanked off by a bakery supervisor". Having seen Cooking With Elvis at Venue 13 I can now safely cross that one off the list.
Not only does our cake man put his hand down a brain damaged and drooling King's jumpsuit, he also sleeps with the alcoholic wife and, as if that wasn't enough, he finishes the job by going with the overweight and food-obsessed 14 year old daughter as well. Oh, and it's a comedy, obviously enough.
It's from the pen of the bloke who wrote Billy Elliot and isn't bad at all, even though the ending is signposted in big red letters from the minute the show starts. The other problem is that the cast, other than Elvis (who gets up from his wheelchair at various points in the show), don't suit the roles at all; the girl playing the overweight daughter is not overweight in the slightest, while the girl playing the 38 yo mother was in her early 20's and, quite frankly, I would.
Worth seeing if you've ever had any desire to see Elvis in a porn movie.
Not only does our cake man put his hand down a brain damaged and drooling King's jumpsuit, he also sleeps with the alcoholic wife and, as if that wasn't enough, he finishes the job by going with the overweight and food-obsessed 14 year old daughter as well. Oh, and it's a comedy, obviously enough.
It's from the pen of the bloke who wrote Billy Elliot and isn't bad at all, even though the ending is signposted in big red letters from the minute the show starts. The other problem is that the cast, other than Elvis (who gets up from his wheelchair at various points in the show), don't suit the roles at all; the girl playing the overweight daughter is not overweight in the slightest, while the girl playing the 38 yo mother was in her early 20's and, quite frankly, I would.
Worth seeing if you've ever had any desire to see Elvis in a porn movie.