Paris Hilton gets OWNED

[raspberry]

in a comedy type way by Sarah Silverman at the MTV Movie awards.



I love Sarah Silverman so very much.

[Nurse Dunkley]

I don't actually like that, because the joke's not funny enough to justify the harshness of doing it "face to face" in front of millions of people in a situation where Paris can't even attempt to answer back.

I can't stand Paris, so it doesn't bother me that much though.

[pauliepoos]

I loved it, and I loved the comment about Lindsey Lohan and her father figure on the slightly longer clip linked to on that page.

It's not as funny as Ricky Gervais' alleged comment (Sorry, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth) but I laughed a lot.

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Although that's not one of Sarah Silverman's funniest moments (that would be the line about her boyfriend "not being afriad to cry... after sex, before, sometimes during"), the whole thing is entirely made by Paris's expression when the final joke comes. SO NOT AMUSED. Well don't be, you're about to go to prison.

[xenomaniac]

I love Sarah Silverman and was expecting something much funnier considering the material. Against all logic I really like Paris Hilton, she will leave prison looking every inch the starlet laughing all the way to the bank.

[al]

I had to watch the awards live for work, and the Paris comment - and her expression - were the highlight of the whole event. Never really bothered with Sarah Silverman before, but she was genius throughout.

[xenomaniac]

Paris's response...

She's a fucking bitch. I hate her.

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thesloppydog said:

I had to watch the awards live for work, and the Paris comment - and her expression - were the highlight of the whole event. Never really bothered with Sarah Silverman before, but she was genius throughout.

Sarah Silverman is absolutely one of my favourite things ever. If you were impressed, I highly recommend ordering the Jesus Is Magic stand-up show DVD - it says it's region 2 but plays fine on my DVD player.

Just be prepared for her to say things like "I love you more than Asian kids love maths" and "people should respect strippers because they know how to wax their assholes properly - the most I've had is when I got mine washed and styled".

[David Hunter]

So Paris is out of jail after an exhausting 3 days but will be kept under house arrest and made to wear an electronic tag.
That poor girl.
What's the betting diamond encrusted electronic tags will be the next big thing?

[raspberry]

I will be disappointed if a sex tape featuring Paris with the tag doesn't appear on the internet before the 40 days are up.

[pauliepoos]

I love that the authorities can't reveal the medical condition that resulted in her being freed early because of "privacy issues".

But she's back in prison! Hurrah!

[laurapalmer]

pauliepoos said:

I love that the authorities can't reveal the medical condition that resulted in her being freed early because of "privacy issues".

But she's back in prison! Hurrah!

One of the american gossip sites[Crabbie's Hollywood] were saying it was a herpes flareup caused by stress.I guess I feel a little sorry for her if that's the case.
I would have to concur with the hurrah though.I doubt the same consideration is given to any other prisoner.

[David Hunter]

laurapalmer said:

One of the american gossip sites[Crabbie's Hollywood] were saying it was a herpes flareup caused by stress.I guess I feel a little sorry for her if that's the case.
I would have to concur with the hurrah though.I doubt the same consideration is given to any other prisoner.

This was mentioned on 'The View' as well. Apparently she was carrying herpes medication on her way out.