Sesame songs

[Nurse Dunkley]

Those are ace. Do we still get Sesame Street over here? I didn't even know they still made it. It was one of my favourite things when I was younger.

I know Adrea Bocelli is blind, but the combination of the look on his face and the caressing hands make it look like he's coming onto poor Elmo.

I like to count! Ah ah ahh:

What was that one who looked like a longer Elmo, but was blue and annoying? I fucking hated him. Even as a toddler I wanted to kick him in the face.

I really want a Tickle Me Elmo now.


EDIT: He was called Grover. What a cunt.

EDIT: I forgot the count had a girlfriend!



She's blatantly also his sister, but it's probably hard to find a partner when you're a muppet vampire so I feel we shouldn't judge.

[zaffra]

But Grover was also Super Grover!!

and he used to say (in monster voice) Hello pretty lady

and he also made a terrible waiter!

I wanted a 'Moo' sandwich and this is a 'cluck cluck cluck' sandwich



Mind you, I always though Big Bird was a cunt.

[Nurse Dunkley]

Haha, I really hope the smite I've been given was for dissing Grover. But I won't be silenced.

[polyannapolyfilla]

Is that album cover real? Its beautiful. It makes me yearn for smoky blues cafes in the 1950s, populated by people in berets and black roll-neck tops.

I used to hate Sesame St as a youth. I found it really patronising. I fucking hate the cookie monster. And Elmo can piss off and fall in a ditch for all I care.

I do have a soft spot for the count though.

[Becky]

I second hating Sesame Street and thinking that Big Bird is a cunt.

Wa Burt and Ernie on this? Or am I thinking of something else? If they were, they were the only ones I liked.