Shipwrecked 2008

[Vinegar Tits]

I couldn't find a thread for this anywhere so thought I'd start one. Is anyone actually watching it?

[LoveMusic]

I haven't watched it this year because of its stupid new timeslot.

[als]

I am! And getting rather addicted while I'm at it!
So far it's about a half and half like/hate split for me. The third Island is fab though, disregarding twatty Sarah.

[Robbing the Dead]

I'm watching it. That girl who got put on the secret island was sooo annoying. How long was she on the Shark island for? A week? And she's going on like it's her spiritual homeland. I'd have drowned her in the sea. "I've lived in the centre of London all my life." Shut up bitch, so have I and I could still cut a coconut open. The loud scouse is also really annoying. I like the posh boy on secret island and also the blond who's there too, I think she's called Shar.

[xenomaniac]

I'm watching obsessively as always but I don't fancy any of them just yet so it's all a bit dull. The 3rd island are clearly the best, I hope they go feral and massacre the whiners on the main islands. Does that awful Tom work at Abercrombie and Fitch?

[coxy1979]

I'm finding it really boring, and there's a very large number of fools on it

- Sussex boy (Tom??) who congratulated the Essex boy for holding his temper as "people with your background usually start a fight".
- Scouse girl
- Scouse boy was bearable, but he's getting progressively worse
- Peaches fucking Geldof on the other island.
- 24 year old shop assistant (Adam??), who thinks he's the funniest bloke "in the fucking world"

I agree though. Third island is clearly the best. And things are looking up - the new arrivals = both fit.

[Merce]

I'm addicted already as well and also love posh James on the 3rd island - I quite like posh Shar as well but I'm totally mesmerised by her really posh mouth, how is that possible ? Her mouth actually LOOKS posh !

I think I'm starting to fancy Survival Expert boy too.

I'm not even arsed about what's going on on the other two islands now - I'm just loving watching self-involved Sarah be totally oblivious to the fact that they're all about to kill her because of her incessant laziness and greediness !

[Mr Kenneth]

I had a seemingly incessant marathon of this show on yesterday. I kept it on mute and just enjoyed some of the abdominals, whilst I listened to really old audio clips of the Archers on the Radio4 website. It was an interesting combination, like watching porn whilst on the phone to your grandma.

[Joel]

I love Sarah a little bit, in that she's so incredibly oblivious that it's funny. I would, of course, punch her in the tit if I actually had to spend time with her.

Survival expert boy is hot and I love him.

But as I only watched last week because not watching it would have involved changing the channel, I don't think I'll be particularly hooked.

[Tracy-Ann Oberman]

It's quite telling that not one person has chosen to live on the same island as the annoyingly loud Liverpool bint. Even one of her own team wants to nominate over to the other island. It would be funny if no one ever picked there the whole series - I know I couldnt be around her for more than 0.5 seconds...

I too am loving oblivious Sarah on the third island. I hope they eat her soon.

[Robbing the Dead]

She is terrible. I bet Carly the Jewish Virgin gets her cherry popped on the island, probably by Tom. He is fit but he's just so annoying; the little things he says like "awesome" sound stupid and he just has that posh-boy look. They seem to always have that look about them, and that same stylishly unkempt hair. I feel a bit sorry for gay prison warden cub because they barely show him.

And, sorry to be harsh, but why did that fat Geordie bint who buggered off after 2 days bother applying for it in the first place. Did she really think it was a good idea for her, someone dependant on their mother and who has obvious separation issues, and is a fattie to boot and probably has body-image issues, to spend months on a dessert island with little food with a load of body-beautiful people in a climate that requires you to wear few clothes? Did she think the lack of food would serve as a crash diet and she'd lose weight a load of weight on the island? It's not Fat Men Can't Hunt, my dear.

Talking of Fat Men Can't Hunt, I wonder if we will have a Shipwrecked board invasion. And talking of a Shipwrecked board invasion, where is Rory with his opinions on the new series?

[Merce]

Apr 28, 2008 13:33:15 GMT Robbing the Dead said:

And, sorry to be harsh, but why did that fat Geordie bint who buggered off after 2 days bother applying for it in the first place.

Don't get me started, I was drunkenly ranting about her 'misrepresenting my people' in the pub on Saturday night - like I'm Queen of the Lardettes or something....

[coxy1979]

Also, is Char actually ten foot tall.

Seriously, the woman is huge.

[Robbing the Dead]

Char is my favourite. She is posh but lovely and seems very fertile. I too fancy survival man from the 3rd island.

[now sober]I love Diva and Survival Nick, I love how he hates Sarah and bitches about her all the time.[/now sober]

[Robbing the Dead]

I've just seen last weeks show on On Demand. I really dislike that Lauren who they chose over Diva. She was so aware of being picked all week and basically she shafted Diva by making her choose the Sharks.

But saying that, I do like Diva on the third island and it's definately the best of the three.

[klee]

I particularly loved the group shots of the third island that made whingeing Sarah look like the tiny malformed little grub that she is.

Oh, and the titles for the third island show. "It's WILDER" (cue picture of a SPIDER spinning a WEB - terrifying).

Both of the new blokes are seriously fit (although one of them is seen sporting a straw stetson, which is always the gayest of headgear choices). I quite want them to punish posh blond boy in a sexualised manner while Essex boy looks on half-appalled and aroused.

[Robbing the Dead]

I find Tom's longing to be with Danny quite homosexual. They were only together on the same island for a week a something. I think Danny bummed him at the beach party and he's longing for a second shafting. If they want him to stay on Tiger island (although why would they?) Carly the virgin will have to let him pop her cherry; or at least suck him off in the sea.

I don't like that old Welsh bint. When Danny wanted to build a bigger living area she was all "we've all decided we don't want it" but it seemed to me it was actually just her and she told everyone else they didn't want it. You can tell she actually wants Danny though.

[luce]

Tom defo fancies scouse fella. But he's a twunt cos he's ruining his own time on Tiger Island because he can't stop pining for some scouse loving whilst I can't say I've seen any evidence that scouse chap gives a flying fuck about Tom. HA! That'll teach you to be a posh, patronising nobhead Tom!

[Robbing the Dead]

That Matt shafted Mike. At least the best one went to the Hawkes again.

And after Mike arrived on the third island James seemed to disappear, where could he be? I can't say I'm surprised Sarah is thinking of going.

[Robbing the Dead]

That Tom is a right knob. When he was telling the Sharks about the dirty tactics the Tigers played he was like "I'm glad I had nothing to do with it.... apart from originally coming up with the idea."

[Joel]

I ended up watching this again. I have no interest in the Tigers and Sharks. They're all cunts, to the extent that I think the application form must have just said, 'Are you a cunt? Yes/No'.

But I like the Hawks and am completely in love with the beautiful survival expert.

[boxedjoy]

I loved Michael's "shocking decision", it was just so shocking

[Deleted]

Posh boy is a tosser but his "I just don't care" to the annoying scouse tramp was brilliant.

[Robbing the Dead]

Gay black Michael was a bit annoying. If I'd have been here I'd have told him to make his fucking mind up. They should have ground the poisonous fish spines up and put them in Sarah's food.

[xenomaniac]

May 11, 2008 17:29:34 GMT Robbing the Dead said:

That Tom is a right knob.

You would though right? I know I would.