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Post by Fifi Hernandez-Shuttleworth on May 3, 2008 6:21:09 GMT
Its just hit me how utterly awful this advert is.
For those who haven't paid it the blindest but of attention:
Bloke goes down corner shop (OK then, 7-11). Bumps into ex-girlf and her new boyfriend. Rather than be all embarrassed and feel like a sad lonely loser who obviously has had to rely on the ol' five finger knuckle shuffle since she walked out on him, a 'foxy' blonde appears out of nowhere asking him if he's rather have 'whipped cream or chocolate sauce'. They then depart on a conveniently located helicopter.
I know we have all harboured some sort of revenge fantasies on our ex's at some point or another, but the man that wrote this really had some 'issues'. Maybe the 'zero' but is a reference to the size of his cock?
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Post by Feral on May 3, 2008 7:24:36 GMT
Coke Zero appears to be specifically aimed at the cunt demographic.
Or at least thats the only conclusion you can really draw from their adverts.
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Post by Joel on May 3, 2008 9:09:42 GMT
I'm addicted to Coke Zero, but this advert is shittola. It would be better if he made out with a man, and then was like, 'that's right bitch, you were so awful, you turned me off women forever.'
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Post by LoveMusic on May 3, 2008 16:15:42 GMT
I love Coke Zero too, but this advert is so tacky and awful.
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Post by Sweet Sweet Mimura on May 3, 2008 22:44:29 GMT
Coke Zero is just Diet Coke, isn't it?
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Post by Joel on May 4, 2008 9:31:37 GMT
Coke Zero is just Diet Coke, isn't it? No! Coke Zero tastes like Fat Coke, but doesn't give me mouth ulcers. Diet Coke tastes like the Devil's anus.
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Post by David Hunter on May 4, 2008 10:50:31 GMT
Diet Coke tastes like the Devil's anus. You've had an interesting love life! Can't wait for the autobiography!
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Post by pauliepoos on May 4, 2008 10:55:12 GMT
Diet Coke tastes like the Devil's anus. You've had an interesting love life! Can't wait for the autobiography! Maybe Joel is the mystery man referred to in John Barrowman's rimming anecdote on page 267 of his autobiog.
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Post by Ceeb on May 4, 2008 13:59:06 GMT
Coke Zero is just Diet Coke, isn't it? Coke Zero has no sugar or sweetener where doesn't Diet coke have sweetener as a sugar substitute? It's the Pepsi Max of the Coke family, which makes me think since Pepsi and Coke are copying each other all the time, why has it taken so long for them to rip off Pepsi max?
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Post by Feral on May 4, 2008 14:32:18 GMT
Coke Zero definitely has sweetner in it. Otherwise it would just taste of cola bean extract with a bunch of E-numbers thrown in. Which probably wouldn't be very nice.
It actually has exactly the same sweetner as Diet Coke (aspartame). Its just that its supposed to taste a bit more like real Coke than Diet Coke does. And not be a girls drink. IT IS FOR MEN. REAL PROPER MEN. LIKE THE ADVERTS SAY.
I think i'll stick with proper Coke.
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Post by Ugly Netty on May 4, 2008 14:33:19 GMT
Coke Zero does have sweetner, two different ones in fact. "In the United States, where the drink was first introduced, Coke Zero is marketed as having zero calories, though in other countries it is marketed as having zero sugar." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Zero#Ingredients
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Post by Ceeb on May 4, 2008 15:52:37 GMT
My apologies. In the end then, it's all a bit daft to say the least
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Post by LoveMusic on May 4, 2008 16:04:35 GMT
Coke Zero just tastes a bit sweeter and less fizzy
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Post by Merce on May 5, 2008 13:12:45 GMT
Coke Zero appears to be specifically aimed at the cunt demographic. Or at least thats the only conclusion you can really draw from their adverts. I'm not sure what this says about me but my friends and I were just discussing over the weekend how much we liked this advert. I'm prepared for the smiting....
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Post by Robbing the Dead on May 5, 2008 14:31:07 GMT
You and your friends are a bunch of cunts?
Coke Zero doesn't taste the same as normal coke anyway. It tastes more like it than Diet Coke, but there is still quite a big difference, just like Pepsi Max doesn't taste the same as normal Pepsi or diet Pepsi (does diet Pepsi even exist?).
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Post by Merce on May 5, 2008 15:31:46 GMT
You and your friends are a bunch of cunts? This comes as no suprise to me. It was brought up by one friend who's husband cheated on her and then left her for a woman 16 years her junior so I think that did fuel the conversation in question. Only in reverse. If that makes sense.
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