emma
Jane Asher
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Post by emma on May 18, 2008 18:06:52 GMT
I hate it too much to even coherently rant about it. Suffice it to say I wish some sort of genital infection with stinging, discharge,noticeable odour and swabbing on everyone involved.
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Post by Muinimula on May 18, 2008 22:34:29 GMT
But those lyrics! They're, like, so inspirational...
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reneem
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Post by reneem on May 18, 2008 22:37:53 GMT
I hate it too much to even coherently rant about it. Suffice it to say I wish some sort of genital infection with stinging, discharge,noticeable odour and swabbing on everyone involved. The woman appears to be actually putting *on* weight each time she appears. |
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evenstar
Junior Member
I wish he was MY local barman
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Post by evenstar on May 18, 2008 22:52:32 GMT
I like the fact that the banner ads are all about yeast infection avoidance and chlamydia testing.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on May 18, 2008 22:59:14 GMT
I don't think I've seen this. Is she the "I'm snacking on pretzels" bint?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2008 23:12:18 GMT
No, she's the- "Funky monkey, give-me-a-chocolate-bar-that's CHUNKY!" bint.
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emma
Jane Asher
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Post by emma on May 18, 2008 23:23:54 GMT
WHO WAS PAID TO WRITE THAT SONG? SERIOUSLY?
*falls in a sobbing heap*
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Post by zaffra on May 19, 2008 12:11:54 GMT
Fruity, Tooty - Now my jeans fit my booty!
I think that's pure class, especially as the oo in booty fits over her huge arse.
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Post by LoveMusic on May 19, 2008 12:59:26 GMT
Do anyone ever say booty?!
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Mr Kenneth
Jane Asher
Hang on! Twenty-six planets? Innumerable Daleks? I make that Pimm's O' Clock!
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Post by Mr Kenneth on May 19, 2008 14:54:01 GMT
Only in reference to Brannings Tannings, Walford E20.
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Post by zaffra on May 20, 2008 15:12:56 GMT
Fruity Tootie
now my jeans fit in my booty
gooey heaven
yummy foods 24/7
tick tock
smooties and shakes totally rock
walking tall
i like that mirror on the wall
funky monkey
give me a chocolate bar thats chunky
Oi boy
losing wieght i can enjoy
It's in my head and I can't get rid of it - Help
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emma
Jane Asher
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Post by emma on May 20, 2008 16:40:38 GMT
Perhaps if you fucking laid off the yummy foods 24/7 and ate ACTUAL PROPER FOOD AT SUCH TIME AS YOU WERE HUNGRY, you wouldn't need to trough your annoying fucking face with low sugar plastic chocolate and tell yourself it's healthy. Fuck off and die, bloatmonger.
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Post by SweatShop on May 20, 2008 23:49:56 GMT
I couldn't actually think of words for description purposes when I first saw this on tv. I thought about coming on here but couldn't quite think of the words for the title. It's nice to see someone else has expressed their distaste though. If only I had just been so direct with my opinions.
I mean, I cunting hate it too.
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emma
Jane Asher
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Post by emma on May 25, 2008 21:22:35 GMT
There are TWO VERSIONS
There's a crunchy cereal version.
I have to kill myself now.
Oh, and just to make the banner ads interesting-PUERPERAL SEPSIS
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Mike
Su Pollard
"I want a chandelier. A motorised one."
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Post by Mike on May 30, 2008 14:50:33 GMT
The thing I hate most about Slim Fast is that people are thick enough to actually fucking buy the stuff. OF COURSE you're gonna lose weight - you're living on two milkshakes a day! Why not just starve - you can do that for free!
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Post by longsnakemoan on Jun 15, 2008 14:16:50 GMT
Funky Monkey. Fuck off you chubby whore.
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