fezza
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Post by fezza on May 28, 2008 6:58:28 GMT
But whats are you going to do if the first one into the diary room is a celt, sex change, pant shitter who tells it how it is? If we all end up with the same sweepie it'll be a bit boring when they get evicted in the second week......
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Post by al on May 28, 2008 14:14:49 GMT
Don't worry Fezza, you can then choose from the 18 brand new housemates drafted in later on, at least three of which will be lap-dancers.
Can I please take the first member of the clergy to enter? Assuming no housemates this year are of the cloth, then I would like the one who seems the most educated based on their VT and/or initial conversation upon entry into the house. I figure this way, I'll end up with someone like Ace W.I. Lesley from last year.
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Post by lostplot on May 28, 2008 16:22:17 GMT
Can I have the first one that says 'like'?
PS Hi all, newbie here!
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Post by Rad on May 28, 2008 16:53:28 GMT
Hello to you!
I'm guessing you'll also get the first one in, like.
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Post by Gordon on May 28, 2008 17:44:44 GMT
I'll have the poshest female.
Thanks!
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on May 28, 2008 22:09:32 GMT
I would like the one who is the most Machiavellian and uber intelligent, or at least assumes they are until they are revealed to be actually thick as a very thick thing indeed.
Incidentally Mr Ghost called me to the tv as a matter of urgency to show me Ziggy yesterday who has adopted some geezer persona in order to be a celebrity cage fighter. It was very weird viewing.
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Post by Adrian on May 28, 2008 22:43:20 GMT
Can I have the first celt please? Can I have the first cunt please? Oh wait. That's all of 'em. Can I have the person who enters first wearing blue? |
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Post by Elly on May 29, 2008 18:42:29 GMT
I would like the final blonde to enter the house, please.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2008 20:02:10 GMT
Why do I have a feeling that rad is going to be VERY stressed with this come next Thursday?
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Post by mcqueen on May 29, 2008 21:49:35 GMT
Can I have the first shaved headed or bald straight man in the house please?
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Post by Samuel on May 30, 2008 2:51:03 GMT
Can I have a woman, preferably ginger or 'red' whichever shade matches the B&Q tester, I'm not too fussy.
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Post by Joel on May 30, 2008 8:53:37 GMT
I would like, please, the black girl with the fiercest weave.
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Post by Steven on May 30, 2008 11:31:37 GMT
Why do I have a feeling that rad is going to be VERY stressed with this come next Thursday? Just what I was thinking. I hope you have TiFaux, or at least a hardy VCR, Rad... |
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Post by Ceeb on May 30, 2008 12:06:56 GMT
Can I have the first one that wears glasses please?
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Post by frogsley on May 30, 2008 12:22:02 GMT
I'll have the token 'exotic' foreign person please. Or failing that, someone with the most foreign name, who will undoubtedly mention their fiery latin temperament while trying to latch onto anything that looks at them twice.
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Post by MoondialSlater on May 30, 2008 15:17:33 GMT
I'll take the one most likely to be using this show to further/initiate her glamour model/FHM/soft porn career.
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Post by Rad on May 30, 2008 16:41:10 GMT
Why do I have a feeling that rad is going to be VERY stressed with this come next Thursday? Just what I was thinking. I hope you have TiFaux, or at least a hardy VCR, Rad... I have a trusty PVR. I don't think I'm even in on Thursday so you'll all be in suspense (well, ish) for a few hours. Shame I'll miss the live chatting |
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Post by Chris on May 30, 2008 18:09:31 GMT
Can I have the first person who declares themselves to be shitting/pissing/crapping themsleves? I've always been a friend to the incontinent.
Failing that, the lady with the smallest boobs...
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Greg
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Post by Greg on May 30, 2008 21:48:56 GMT
I want the fattest housemate please. It is the only 'minority' not to win yet and will therefore be editted to win to make people look sympathetic to 'the fats'. (Previous winners have been: Scouse, Gay, Woman, Christian, Not-Woman, Man, Tourettes Sufferer, Black)
Or if not that then maybe the first Asian housemate (using the same powers of deduction). Especially if they're a Muslim woman wearing a head-dress.
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Post by mcintyreman on May 31, 2008 22:53:47 GMT
Can I have the first shaved headed or bald straight man in the house please? Damn, someone beat me to it. |
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Post by mcqueen on Jun 1, 2008 9:00:04 GMT
Can I have the first shaved headed or bald straight man in the house please? Damn, someone beat me to it. We can share! |
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Post by mcintyreman on Jun 1, 2008 9:53:38 GMT
Damn, someone beat me to it. We can share! If he's big and mean looking then sure |
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Post by JJ on Jun 1, 2008 15:06:53 GMT
I'd like the women with the largest breasts please.
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Post by David Hunter on Jun 2, 2008 12:21:20 GMT
I saw 5 minutes of the auditions last night. There was a very strange Irish gay who loved Spiral. He was then introduced to Spiral and within minutes had fallen out with Spiral. Spiral left and strange Irish gay started crying, worried he'd made a bad impression. He then sought Spiral out and hugged him whilst declaring, 'Spiral! I love you!'
Sweepstake wise I'm hoping he doesn't get through and he isn't a sex change soldier.
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Jun 2, 2008 12:31:24 GMT
My personal favourite bit was when (orange, pug-nosed, funny-haired) Anthony was constantly making cracks about how unattractive and deluded and disgusting tranny-Marilyn was, whilst also constantly sneaking peeps at her shop-bought boobs.
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