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Post by Cherubic on Nov 3, 2004 11:15:28 GMT
Hiding behind his hand in appalling otherwordly portraits.
Pissing himself in front of the least convincing 'cool crew' since the apostles.
Rocking backwards and forwards on his stairs.
Giving Mr C the day off.
What the buggering affectionate retard hell is he doing?
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Post by blahblah on Nov 3, 2004 11:17:44 GMT
Is that Craig David playing the acting teacher?
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Post by joined up talking on Nov 3, 2004 14:55:32 GMT
Is that Craig David playing the acting teacher? Isn't he played by the guy who was in As If? The arty one that the girl with 5 colours in her hair spent all her money on so she ended up washing up in a restaurant? Either way whoever he is, he can't act. |
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 3, 2004 19:07:43 GMT
I'm sure he's been in Family Affairs. But that may just be my prejudice.
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Post by Gary Gillatt on Nov 4, 2004 12:04:32 GMT
There's something in his living room.
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Post by elmsyrup on Nov 5, 2004 11:30:16 GMT
There's something in his living room. Bombhead's? I think it's his dead mother. |
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 5, 2004 12:37:21 GMT
Although going by the complete overeaction to soft drugs Hollyoaks is currently running maybe she's just stubbed her toe?
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 5, 2004 18:50:45 GMT
It's alright Bombhead fans. He's just mistakenly confused Lindow Man for his mother and not done the washing up for a while.
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Post by Rabbit on Nov 5, 2004 20:54:30 GMT
That hand was just wrong today! Does Hollyoaks really have to resort to rotting corpses and mouldy dinners?
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Post by elmsyrup on Nov 6, 2004 0:39:14 GMT
I do not know what you are all on about, as I shall be seeing this week's episodes tomorrow. Sounds exciting!
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 6, 2004 0:49:18 GMT
I liked the way they tried to make you think that she'd just left him and gone away, with all the uneaten dinners and talking about her coming back.
But then The Hand! The HAND! Nooo!
The 'oaks is on top form.
Although I do feel for the unfortunate member of the cast who has to stretch their meagre acting talent to cope with the 'Bombhead, where's your Mum's eyes gone?' scene.
Just let it be Zara. Please god, let it be Zara.
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Post by elmsyrup on Nov 6, 2004 17:26:44 GMT
Hmm, stinky.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 8, 2004 13:26:20 GMT
I'm gonna have nightmares about that hand!
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Post by raspberry on Nov 8, 2004 13:56:42 GMT
Hats off to the actor playing Bombhead though, he is on top dramatic form after being the show's top clown for so long.
Long live St Bombhead!
ps
anyone slightly disturbed by the amount of death in this wee corner of Cheshire? After Rob, then Toby the posh serial killer we now have a spate of suicide attempts - whats the deal? Ancient curse?
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 8, 2004 15:08:18 GMT
anyone slightly disturbed by the amount of death in this wee corner of Cheshire? Knowing Cheshire as I do I'd say I was more disappointed by it's scarcity than disturbed. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 8, 2004 15:33:01 GMT
I think Cameron will confort him and then they'll end up bumming.
Does this story remind anyone else of Bo' Selecta?
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 9, 2004 0:35:59 GMT
Cameron is looking fucking fit at the moment.
That is all.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 9, 2004 11:33:08 GMT
Ugh, the hand was back yesterday. Maybe they could do one of those late night Hollyoaks, where we get to see Bombhead trying to put the new dress on his mum.
I enjoyed the bit when he was deciding which dress size to get her. I think she may have dropped a few sizes recently.
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 9, 2004 23:02:45 GMT
I enjoyed the bit when he was deciding which dress size to get her. I think she may have dropped a few sizes recently. I found myself shouting at the tv "If she was a 10 before she isn't going to need a fucking 12 now is she!" Before realising it was Hollyoaks, and feeling stupid. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 10, 2004 19:11:35 GMT
I think this is gonna be another long, drawn out thing like the murder storyline. We have already had Lee almost finding the body; although I think the whole house would stink already. Can't they just hurry up and find it, rather than string it out for weeks and weeks. I don't wanna see that hand anymore.
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 10, 2004 20:03:50 GMT
I'm desensitised to the hand now. The faint sound of buzzing flies when he gave her a cup of tea wasn't very pleasant though.
Why does the Mandy Richardson University of Chester have a feudal students union? Surely Lee could just stand for election?
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Post by Rabbit on Nov 15, 2004 20:10:55 GMT
Surely there would be maggots?
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Post by Twiggy on Nov 15, 2004 22:44:28 GMT
When did she actually die? I obviously missed the triviality of Bomb'ed's mum being ill.
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 16, 2004 0:09:36 GMT
Presumably she died when Mr C started appearing as an annoying ghost. Probably not just after he died, but when he reappeared as a talentless impressionist.
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Post by mackenzie on Nov 16, 2004 7:50:29 GMT
Oh for fucks sake. He can't tell anyone now! They'll wheel him off to the funny farm before you can say 'Mrs Bates'.
Too little too late I'm afraid, Bombhead.
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