Lea

[smellslikesomeghost]

Forget all the Grace hate, it's Lea who I despise. I hate the way her oil basted tits suddenly loom into a shot. I shudder at the fact she snogged a child. The way she ogles Pete is disturbing and sick. She turned on "Dicky" for no good reason. She's a two faced gargantuan boobed anal jelly loving piss cock sucking whore. Dirty. Ugh!

When she said she missed Pete when she spent three hours in the garden was alarming. Poor Pete and his seemingly magnetic pull for psychotic women.

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

Bravo! Other wrong things: She always rants about how she's not going to 'change', which is funny considering she claims she's spent seventy thousand pounds on unneccessary surgery on her tits alone. Why is the house filled with ball-breasted women??! She also thinks she is a great judge of character. She wouldn't know character if it came up and punched her in the freak bags.

And let's not forget the whole 'missing my children' routine. In my humble opinion it is not a good idea to go on a reality show and talk about being fucked with a whisk if you have children. If you do not want to be parted from your children, do not go on big brother.

See also:
Shabbaz - 'I hate incarceration' <enters most famous prison in country>
Nikki - 'I can't stand all these cameras' <enters most filmed location in country>
George - 'I'm afraid of fame' <enters house that automatically makes occupants (if only fleetingly) famous>
Lisa - 'I hate all this fucking bitching' <enters most bitchy house in country... and bitches her ass off>

[starchy]

So true. The fact that she wants to shag Pete and mother him is fucking sick. Imagine if a men of allegedly 35 years was behaving like that, with say Nikki. I think the bit about missing Pete was for the ears of Nikki and Lisa who were sitting on the other bed. She might as well have been pissing on him to mark her territory. I want Pete and Nikki to get together just to piss her off. And she is always saying that her and Pete have a special connection, which is something stalker's claim. She is the bunny boiler.

[David Hunter]

I can wait for Lea's son to turn up at her eviction and we all get to see he's actually in his late 40s.

[MoondialSlater]

starchy said:

She might as well have been pissing on him to mark her territory.

For Lea, that would be foreplay.

[Tracy-Ann Oberman]

I love Lea and her big oiled up tits.

[raspberry]

I hate Lea and her sore looking red raw skin.

[sgood]

idratherjack said:

I love Lea and her big oiled up tits.

<runs to the bathroom in a moment of extreme nausea>

[groopie]

It's her hair I have a problem with, it just looks disgusting and it must snap and split all over the place. Urgh.

Oh and telling Pete to get some sleep whilst desperately clinging onto his arm. I would find it difficult enough to sleep if a loved one did that, never mind a desperate attention seeking freak I'd had the misfortune to be shut in a house with.

[somethingbiblical]

She is definetly replacing Grace as my most hated housemate. I liked her at first, but the more she speaks the more I want to burst her swollen tits with a pin. But no, we must not abandon the Grace-hate even if there are other shady characters appearing, for 'tis what Grace wants.

And I don't know how anyone can take her seriously when she looks like she's about to cook herself in the oven with all that oil.

[Robbing the Dead]

I saw Suzie having her first Golden Shower today. I bet Lea was dissapointed when she realised what it actually was.

[raspberry]

Was anybody else alarmed when Lea comforted Pete with nice tight head lock? The poor boy couldn't move let alone calm down.

[wheelonfire]

I feel awful signing into a msg board that proclaims 'We love BB Lea', however ironical it is...

[Lucinda]

I've completely changed my mind about her. I felt so sorry for her that week she was up for eviction because she was just so miserable. Now she's just really annoying and creepy about Pete. And she's way too sympathetic towards Grace which is a huge no-no.

[Gordon]

She's gone into diplomatic overkill - it's mawkiss, especially defending Grace when it's like: 'wake up, she'd never speak to you on the outside world, even if her snooty friends dared her to in a bitchy-sarority-girl type fashion'. When the camera (uncomforatably) looms and zooms in on her boobs she has the scary movement of an octopus. Her and Richard have ended - she has just completely dismissed him. She's a bit of a user I think, and out of her depth trying to maintain superficial bonds that have deeper cracks than the furrows on her forehead.

When she puts her Death Mask on then it's really scary. Last night, seeing the clip with the carrot (with the saliva at the end) - truly revolting in a way that makes you recoil out of your own body. Thanks lea, you have sickening taste.

[JJ]

I want this fucking hobag creepy basketball-tit cunt to get out of the house right now! Everytime she comes on screen declaring how Pete 'is such a good mate of hers' I actually want to vomit. Silly, silly woman.

[smellslikesomeghost]

www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=1624&articleMask=1&housemateId=


Oh spew.

[Robbing the Dead]

I saw it. And they've not even described it properly.

When Pete came out of the bathroom Lea said "I thought you were in the bedroom", to which he gave a nervous chuckle and said "Don't worry, I didn't hear anything." As in heard everything!

She is so tanned now! You know when white people get too tanned, like Pauline Fowler always does. Remember the time she came back black?

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

sunsetbitch said:

she has the scary movement of an octopus

Brilliant! I'm going to try and get that phrase into conversation with an unwitting stooge tomorrow. Dunno about an octopus, strikes me more like a couple of puffer fish nailed to a melted twix, with all the attendant motion problems such a set-up entails.

[Gordon]

whitenoisemaker said:

sunsetbitch said:

she has the scary movement of an octopus

Brilliant! I'm going to try and get that phrase into conversation with an unwitting stooge tomorrow. Dunno about an octopus, strikes me more like a couple of puffer fish nailed to a melted twix, with all the attendant motion problems such a set-up entails.

Then I have to borrow your Heat-reading, fork-yielders quote - I thought that was brilliant. And possibly the scariest thing I have ever read. When they get out that door they're like bait, dangling in front of starved, foaming at the mouth, wolves.

[Robbing the Dead]

Don't watch this if you are underage or don't want to see Lea getting it up her from Chris De Burgh.

www.totallycrap.com/media/bbleawalker/

Suck my clit indeed.

[David Hunter]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Don't watch this if you are underage or don't want to see Lea getting it up her from Chris De Burgh.

www.totallycrap.com/media/bbleawalker/

Suck my clit indeed.

"Sorry son!"

Gads. Only yesterday she was complaining about someone eating the fish lips from the salmon.

[parsnip]

wow...er.....That was the unsexiest thing I've seen in a long time.

She looked reallyt bored throughout that thing..

[Ezzie]

Her face looks a hell of a lot better there though.

[somethingbiblical]

I saw that a while ago. When the creepy skinny guy does his cringey "Lets get these tits out" bit she is the double of Jodie Marsh