Lea

[groopie]

I like the way the banner adverts at the top of this thread are for milking machines.

[ruthie]

Is this www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Big%20Brother%20Did%20Lea%20Pleasure%20Herself-19470.html
true?

It's a truly horrible thought...

[Bungle]

I find it tough to believe that there's anything which the BB producers would feel is too extreme to show.

Every time Lea goes all sex-obsessed there should be an alarm ringing out to remind her that she has a 12 year old son. Poor kid.

[SweatShop]

What did Nikki tell Lea last night? I didn't watch. Or was it not shown?

If Lea really was 35, would people still think she's pervy for fancying Pete or is it because she's so obviously older that people think it's nauseating?

[baronrustybox]

Lea: 'im so glad im fridged'

1 million extra points for saying it while she was holding and egg whisk.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

God, I still have the dry heave from her telling Pete that she would only consider a man as a potential if he had an enormous cock because she "needs to be filled up".

The only reason I haven't mentioned it sooner, is that I was trying to think of some comment along the lines of "it would take a <name of enormous object here> to fill her ice ceam sandwich". But I was completely stumped for inspiration.

[David Hunter]

"ooh me flange!"

She's such a lady.

[Tracy-Ann Oberman]

According to the papers today Lea is a secret alcoholic and guzzles a bottle of cheap supermarket own brand vodka per day.

They also have her birth certificate and disappointingly she is indeed 35.

The most interesting thing about the story though was where the hell do you get a litre of vodka for £4.74?!

[somethingbiblical]

If you really were 35 why would you call yourself 36 and 37 by mistake??

Forgery I tell you!

[Rustie Lee]

Oh I don't know, I quite often think I'm 36 but I'm not YET

It all gets a bit HAZY past THIRTY

[coxy1979]

Lea would need to buy at least a foot long Subway sub to "fill 'er 'ole"

[[james]]

idratherjack said:

The most interesting thing about the story though was where the hell do you get a litre of vodka for £4.74?!

Sainsburys. Our little university one down the road has Vodkat brand vodka for about £5 a litre. You make drink lots of it without getting that nasty vodka taste but leaves you with a killer hangover the next day which is guaranteed to go on until the afternoon.

[Tracy-Ann Oberman]

jbugle said:

idratherjack said:

The most interesting thing about the story though was where the hell do you get a litre of vodka for £4.74?!

Sainsburys. Our little university one down the road has Vodkat brand vodka for about £5 a litre. You make drink lots of it without getting that nasty vodka taste but leaves you with a killer hangover the next day which is guaranteed to go on until the afternoon.

Thanks for that! I shall look into this at the weekend.

[[james]]

I like to do my part for alcoholism.

[Nurse Dunkley]

She's a bloody rubbish alcoholic is she was willing to enter the BB house where you can go days at a time without so much as a swig of the stuff.

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

Short of bottling herself in a Kinga manner, Lea's reached just about the lowest of the low with the whole 'armpit licking' filth. Uuuuuuuugh!

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

If Lea wasn't in the habit of filling her gob with piss and cocks fresh from the bum, it might have actually meant something.

[Robbing the Dead]

Exactly. Licking armpits is nothing compared to eating cock a la arsey jelly.

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Exactly. Licking armpits is nothing compared to eating cock a la arsey jelly.

Yeah I know that but nobody eats arse cock or drinks piss on national TV. Well apart from that program with Roland Rivron drinking his own piss, and that's alright cos it was his own piss. (and cos he considered taking the special piss vessel back home and using it as a tea pot, before deciding not to because 'then the joke would really be on me')

[David Hunter]

Saw Lea today on BBLB. Great moment when Dermot asks her little dyed haired pensioner mum if she had washed Lea's mouth out with soap when she came out.
The mum replied something like: 'Ooh no love, she get's her mouth off me!'

[booers]

I know it's been said before about her lying about her age, but even in her eviction interview she went from 35 (in interview) to 36 (in clip during interview).

It can't be that hard to stick to one age (and possibly make it increase by one each year)?

[David Hunter]

Heat magazine had unearthed her birth certificate and she is only 35 coming 36. Not unless she's using someone else's name and they've found their birth certificate!

[Robbing the Dead]

Well we did think Lea Walker was not her real name.