Lea

[Becky]

She should have go on The Farm. She'd be a dab hand at milking cows and wanking off pigs.

[bittersweet]

Lea tonight, "I look like shit". Yes, dear you do. And what's more true is that you always do and you always will. Her fawning and clinging over Pete in the mis-guided hope that she'll gain some popularity on the outside world by be-friending him is vomit inducing and desperate and sad beyond belief. I really hope she goes soon and gets booed to high heaven as soon as she's out of there. She's just a vile old hag.

[Robbing the Dead]

I wouldn't be very into it if I had to do it with him!

[SweatShop]

I saw that a little while ago. Her accent has to be the least sexy voice ever. Along with the rest of her.

But! The dialogue is classic.
Camera guy: So, he's just cum in your mouth. How was that?
Lea: Very nice, thank you.
Camera guy: Can you just wipe the cum from off your chin and swallow it?
Lea: Yes, yes. *wipes cum on hand and licks it off* That's better.

To quote Lauren Laverne's band Kenickie: Got class, she's got class!

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

It's her felt-tipped-on eyebrows that bother me the most. She's spent so much on modifications, would eyebrow tattooing (in a more convincing shade) be too much to ask?

[Gordon]

audreyhorne said:

It's her felt-tipped-on eyebrows that bother me the most. She's spent so much on modifications, would eyebrow tattooing (in a more convincing shade) be too much to ask?

I agree completely. 2 caterpillars would have been more flattering.

Her scalp looks so nasty - do kids continually run up to her on the street and set her on fire or something? I always thought the point of extensions was to make hair look fuller.

But when her pervy, predatory, piss-hungry eyes were pouncing on Pete like sprinters on the starting line, all I could think of was her imagining Pete pissing on her. And, call me naive, but that simply takes some doing.

Surely Davina shall be reluctant to even touch her. And it would be funny if signs from the crowd all had gigantic pictures of whisks.

[Bungle]

Have any of the tabloids uncovered how old Lea actually is?

[Tracy-Ann Oberman]

bungle said:

Have any of the tabloids uncovered how old Lea actually is?

There was some talk of unearthing her birth certificate which sadly came to nothing.

I'm guessing 54.

[Bungle]

The BB producers must know, if they really do perform background checks. Wouldn't they ask for a passport or something?

In all seriousness, I'd say she was 45.

[starchy]

I think it would be funnier if she was really was 35. All that money on plastic surgery and she looks old enough to be Pete granny.

[sultenfuss]

(Ashlyn in pink ghetto lil' kim like tassled bikini number) "Yeah special needs shop"

"She betta' mind erself"

[sgood]

Is it me or does she look about 10 years younger in that video than she does now?

34 (I think NOT)




Oh ... and ... MEGA SPEW!!!!!

[Ezzie]

I said that before, it was only last year apparently but her face looks much better. She should get those titties reduced, then put on a couple of stone-when she lost all that weight she went too far I reckon. It's quite sad looking at the old pics of her, she was fat, but not scary.

[SweatShop]

So far, she's 'fessed up to being "40" but i reckon that the number will only grow.

[Robbing the Dead]

Did you see her in the breath smelling test? When it was Pete's go she seemed to be sucking it in deeply and almost getting off on it.

[Gordon]

boydsbummerbuddy said:

Did you see her in the breath smelling test? When it was Pete's go she seemed to be sucking it in deeply and almost getting off on it.

I seriously thought she was going to roll her eyes in ecstasy.

Did anyone else, dare I say it, piss themselves laughing when she cried 'I'm sick of people always shitting on me'?

Poor love, she wants yellow, but always gets the brown.

A question of need is a question of taste. Okay, I'll stop.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

I'm normally on a work PC when I nose in here, so I only saw Lea's porn at the weekend. That has to be the most boring and joyless sex ever filmed. And that guy really needs to expand his dirty-talk vocabulary. Her face does look a bit better, but I think it's the forgiving nature of studio lighting and grainy internet image quality.

[[james]]

I've only seen the 3minute edit which is going round the net at the moment and was deeply horrified. Not only is it terribly unsexy but (pardon my crudeness) her ladygubbins looks like a melted ice cream sandwich. It was the worst 3 minutes of my whole life (the best 3 minutes being Adam Rickett's I Breathe Again video).

[Robbing the Dead]

I'm not familiar with straight porn, and I understand that the Lady's parts go right round near the back. So the bit where she is sitting on the guys cock, is it up her faff, or up her arse?

[somethingbiblical]

It's in her gash.

[[james]]

No! No! Flashbacks to that three minute horror! Why do think God invented gayers? To prevent such abominations!

[somethingbiblical]

Yeah, and he invented straight people to ground you fairies with our minge horror stories.

You love it really.

Although I don't think Lea's counts, it's clearly inhuman.

[[james]]

I'm still not sure she's born a woman. There's a creepy tranny/Child Catcher air to her.

[Nicholas]

Having read some of the above, I think I will never read anything ever again.

[Robbing the Dead]

On the breath test thing I would have shouted "PISS!" when it was Lea's go.