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Post by Joel on Aug 23, 2007 18:45:02 GMT
The one I linked to above is getting SO good.
Jess's mum has just been murdered, giving rise to this:
Best. Fanfic. Ever.
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Post by Steven on Aug 23, 2007 18:48:42 GMT
It certainly didn't end well the last time I burrowed my haid into someone's cheat.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 15:16:25 GMT
But it may change after a short jaunt to Spain.
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Post by LoveMusic on Aug 29, 2007 17:52:22 GMT
'when i come back from Spain'
I think i saw her at the pool, crying because she failed GCSE English.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Aug 29, 2007 18:57:46 GMT
But it may change after a short jaunt to Spain. "I Think Im Gunna Quit Coz Its Not Very Good " Should we convince her to carry on? The worrying thing is that with pass rates so high there's a good chance she didn't fail GCSE English.
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Post by Joel on Sept 1, 2007 15:38:46 GMT
She's carried on! So the guy that killed Jess's mum comes and pushes Jess out a window, then Jess goes into a coma for three and half years so all her friends just abandon her and leave her there, and then she wakes up and is all ZOMG where is my frendz gon?
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Post by [james] on Sept 1, 2007 19:02:31 GMT
If I was in a coma, I don't think I'd be surprised if I woke up not to find anyone there. I don't like the thought of a 24-hour vigile around my bedside for when I eventually come to and they can discover the extent of brain damage (or worse, not notice). Also, it's not callous for her friends to spend the next 1000 days not sitting on hard plastic chairs incase she wakes up, they have wacky money-making schemes to come up with and rapes to do and/or recieve.
...why am I trying to find logic in Hollyfiction? It's like when people acted surprised when they recieve bad news on Jeremy Kyle. He didn't invite you there for a cuppa and a chocolate Hobnob, fools.
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Post by LoveMusic on Sept 1, 2007 21:13:13 GMT
I would need the thought of a 24/7 vigil to keep me going if i was in a coma, with people keeping me up to date on celebrity gossip, telling me how thin i look and making coma jokes.
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Post by Steven on Sept 2, 2007 19:38:03 GMT
I hope there was an extensive paragraph on Jess's bedsores.
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Post by Elly on Oct 26, 2007 15:31:13 GMT
I stupidly just read Barnsey/Ste porn at the Nifty archive. I don't think I'll ever feel clean again.
I can't actually bring myself to quote the bit where Mike sniffs Ste's underwear.
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Post by jamiek on Oct 26, 2007 18:17:48 GMT
Thanks for that quote...I am now no longer able to eat the Bolognaise my Mum has been looking forward to feeding me all week.
I don't know how to explain it to her...
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Post by Joel on Oct 27, 2007 21:50:01 GMT
I stupidly just read Barnsey/Ste porn at the Nifty archive. I don't think I'll ever feel clean again. I can't actually bring myself to quote the bit where Mike sniffs Ste's underwear. I just tracked that down. Did one of us write it? I mean: "That was exactly what happened one day. Ste was ironing and Mike nearly tripped over the cord. "Watch it, you bloody Vulcan!"" and "Mike had shaved off his silly mullet during the time Ste was away,"
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Post by joshjones on Nov 2, 2007 3:16:45 GMT
I once read a McDean/Torchwood crossover where Ianto (or as he was known in the story, Ianto Jones-Harkness) somehow got his mind put into Craig's body, and Craig somehow got his mind put into Ianto's body. The Torchwood liasion living in Hollyoaks was Elliot. The story was unfinished. I wonder if there were any upcoming chapters where Owen showed up in the Oaks and started raping (spray!rape!) people.
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Post by Steven on Nov 2, 2007 16:31:33 GMT
(Is it wrong that I quite want to read that?)
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Post by joshjones on Nov 2, 2007 18:14:22 GMT
The idea was more fun than the execution. The execution was something like Craig starts saying he's Ianto, then someone from Torchwood tells them about the switch, John Paul is upset. My favorite moment was when Jack said they'd better hurry because he was going to want to have sex with Ianto soon even if Craig was in Ianto's body. Then John Paul said the same about Ianto in Craig's body. That was the last chapter.
The story was on an LJ. I can't remember which one. I do remember the LJ had another story where John Paul's friendship with Rapeboat made him lust after Warren. Warren figured out JP wanted him and they had sex on the couch while Rapeboat was upstairs in her room (maybe she thought they were moving furniture).
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Post by Feral on Nov 2, 2007 19:25:21 GMT
Only in the fucked-up world of Hollyfiction could Ste ever be described as "all man"…
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