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Post by Steven on Apr 12, 2007 15:45:37 GMT
I want one of the challenges on ANTM to be making an M&S advert with Twiggy. That would be so cool.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 12, 2007 18:52:45 GMT
The harpies are back! On The Orient Express! To Venice!
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 12, 2007 21:53:25 GMT
I haven't seen it but knew it would be something like that when I saw M&S full of platform signs!
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Post by LoveMusic on Sept 13, 2007 12:10:52 GMT
I like the new advert, although sticking Myleene behind the piano just because she's pregnant was a bit strange, she looked even more gorgeous pregnant.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 13, 2007 12:53:23 GMT
I like the new advert, although sticking Myleene behind the piano just because she's pregnant was a bit strange, she looked even more gorgeous pregnant. If it's anything like its mother then the fetus could probably play a full concerto through the stomach walls. I didn't see Myleene in this one until later on, so assumed that she'd managed to piss Erin off at the Itchycoo Park Picnic, and would perhaps be seen at the end of the advert, chained to the train and being dragged along the track. Train journeys would be better if conductors looked more like this:
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Post by Muinimula on Sept 13, 2007 13:17:59 GMT
Yes, Myleene seems to be reduced to the role of entertainer in this advert, rather than one of the bona-fide harpies. They go off in a boat at the end, and I'm sure they've left Myleene behind.
I want to go on the Orient Express. Damn them.
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 18, 2007 23:32:18 GMT
Actually, this new ad is the first one that looks a bit dykey to me. The one with the curly hair keeps appearing in her underwear in the strangest of places. Then her pal's in her scanties and they're bunking up together. Plus Erin looks like a 1920s lesbian at the best of times, especially in that hat.
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Post by mcflooze on Sept 19, 2007 11:22:56 GMT
Erin looks like a 1920s lesbian at the best of times, especially in that hat. I know! I'm not of the lesbionical persuasion, but she makes me feel all funny in this ad.
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Post by klee on Sept 19, 2007 11:45:45 GMT
Twiggy. Lezzing!
Erin. Looking suspiciously like a cross between Radclyffe Hall and Louise Brookes. Lezzing!
Curly haired underwear woman. Lezzing in underwear!
It could only have been dykier if they'd put Myleene in a pair of maternity dungarees.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 19, 2007 12:26:21 GMT
Wikipedia says that Erin isn't even 30 yet! I thought she was mid 40s and looking good for it.
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Post by Gordon on Sept 19, 2007 19:11:32 GMT
I'm strangely looking forward to their Chrsitmas ad should there be one.
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Post by thom on Sept 19, 2007 21:39:02 GMT
For some reason the music from this ad always makes me have the 'Blankety Blank' theme tune in my head.
Although not directly related I must add that the lamb from the current foodporn advert is very lovely. Although you don't get enough of it. Unless you had it all to yourself, which may be a little excessive.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 20, 2007 15:41:47 GMT
I can't be bothered to read all the posts, so this has probably been said before, but anyway: it's looks like some high-class hookers with their pimp-mamma. What is Twiggy for? She's shit.
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Post by Joel on Sept 20, 2007 17:14:07 GMT
With the news that they've signed up, I hope we get to see Take That jollying about in their underwear on the QE2 for the menswear ads.
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Post by thelovelykate on Sept 20, 2007 18:10:21 GMT
With the news that they've signed up, I hope we get to see Take That jollying about in their underwear on the QE2 for the menswear ads. If they decide to imitate the female advert and have one of Take That be an underwear specialist please, please let it be Jason. Even the knowledge that he's been in Lulu doesn't stop me fancying him. Gary Barlow will clearly be the Erin of these adverts.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2007 18:55:06 GMT
Gary Barlow will clearly be the Erin of these adverts. Because he looks like a normal fat lesbian?
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Post by jerriblank on Sept 21, 2007 17:34:00 GMT
I hope the new Take That underwear range is based on their infamous chaps on tour
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Post by SweatShop on Sept 21, 2007 19:12:51 GMT
They'll stick Gary behind the piano. Stick his bump behind the piano just like they did Myleene.
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Post by xenomaniac on Sept 21, 2007 19:31:44 GMT
I'm strangely looking forward to their Chrsitmas ad should there be one. I think they'd already filmed last years Christmas ad at this time last year. Anyone work for M&S?
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Post by LoveMusic on Sept 22, 2007 23:06:15 GMT
Wikipedia says that Erin isn't even 30 yet! I thought she was mid 40s and looking good for it. Really? Lord!
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Post by jetsetwilly on Sept 23, 2007 21:44:27 GMT
Having viewed these ads obsessively I have now concluded that Erin is in fact a thousand times better than me.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 23, 2007 22:08:14 GMT
Having viewed these ads obsessively I have now concluded that Erin is in fact a thousand times better than me. I feel that way about Myleene. She's just so talented, the cow. Thanks to David Hunter's post a few above I'm seeing so many lesbian undertones in this ad now that weren't there for me before. The fact that it's rather 1920s ish certainly helps. I think the 1920s would have been a smashing time to be a roaring lesbian, homophobia aside (although nobody really expected it with women back then, did they?)
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Post by SweatShop on Sept 24, 2007 0:24:23 GMT
Well, there was certainly a shortage of men in Britain at that time because of all the blokes killed in WW1. Some of the women might've just been going around looking for any kind of sex with anyone.
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Post by Legend on Sept 24, 2007 16:39:38 GMT
Incidentally, I'll take Twiggy and the bunch of harpies anyday over the M&S food ads. Fully agree although I hate any advert that uses whispering voices- there's really no need for it. I agree too. In fact after hearing the latest one I flew into a homicidal rage and ran through the streets of Hoxton randomly slicing passers-by with a machete. Actually after half an hour or so of this exertion I felt a LOT better! Go figure. I came home and slept soundly (after burning all my clothes and my shoes in the incinerator in the basement of my building of course). I wonder if any other posters have similar therapeutic regimes to relieve them of the stress caused by M&S ads?
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Post by malaika delicatula on Sept 24, 2007 17:03:46 GMT
I relax through the ads by taking the opportunity to train intensively for my Slam Sneering tourneys. I compete seriously - at the highest level, actually - and the M&S ads provide ideal conditions. During 'the train journey one' the other night, I achieved a 'Half Paxman' with no other warm-up than the innocuous Tesco car insurance ad.
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