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Post by Rad on Jun 17, 2008 13:32:29 GMT
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Post by Chris on Jun 17, 2008 14:14:01 GMT
Oh Steve. It's the opposite. The fact that Sharon was mean to you wasn't the one thing people forget about her, it's the one thing they remember about you.
And how many more losers from yesteryear are going to crawl out of the woodwork to praise/bury her? What next? Chico planting a memorial wreath? Tabby saying she showed him you really could play an electric guitar without ever plugging it in? The Unconventionals saying she once looked at them funny in the queue for lunch?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 17, 2008 22:42:44 GMT
I read on MSN news that Cheryl keeps crying at all the sob stories.
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Post by Mike on Jun 18, 2008 7:28:23 GMT
The Unconventionals saying she once looked at them funny in the queue for lunch? The Unconventionals probably get a shock when anyone looks at them normally. I can't say I'll miss Sharon. I cheered when she was giving Steve Brookstein and Rebecca Loos what-for, but that's about it. Besides having annoyingly contrived arguments with Simon and calling everyone 'Mrs', she doesn't bring a lot to the table.
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Post by Steven on Jun 18, 2008 8:39:36 GMT
I read on MSN news that Cheryl keeps crying at all the sob stories. So do I, but probably for different reasons.
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Post by Maureen on Jun 18, 2008 22:41:34 GMT
Sharon was mean to Steve because he fucked one of her contestants and made her cry. I forget her name. Whether you sided with Steve or Sharon, you have to admit they're both, er, unsavoury characters.
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Post by Gordon on Jun 19, 2008 11:54:05 GMT
I read on MSN news that Cheryl keeps crying at all the sob stories. Oh that bitch. Just like at the zoo where there are signs reading "don't feed the animals", TV judges should not be allowed to cry/encourage the contestants. Cheryl is obviously just on a P.R purge and the sympathetic-female role against Dannii's femme fatale is too obvious. I hope those two get along as last year was very uncomfortable to endure. They should just get rid of twee little Louis, for symmetrical mise-en-scène reasons alone. If anyone has seen the biblical film Salome, then the climactic scene, which presents Rita Hayworth offering herself to her step father - through dance - in order to save Jesus, watching the excited fidgeting and clinching of this perving observing figure bares a striking resemblance to Louis looking like he's trying to hide his semi from Sharon. Here's what I'm talking about.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jun 19, 2008 19:29:49 GMT
I read on MSN news that Cheryl keeps crying at all the sob stories. Well, its her turn.
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Post by mcqueen on Jun 24, 2008 17:38:32 GMT
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Post by Intoxicated In Cockermouth on Jun 25, 2008 13:50:01 GMT
Was I the only one to be filled with a ruse of excitement when it was announced that Cheryl was to take over Sharon on X-Factor, only to be brutally rebuffed in the realisation that it was Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy) rather than Cheryl Baker. I can imagine her maging her charges perform an ear splitting rendition of "The Land Of Make Believe".
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Post by Smudge on Jun 28, 2008 16:11:17 GMT
If Cheryl is going to be one of these crying, weeping types then I won't watch. I hate this old "She's abit shit, but she's got one eye as a result of trying to save her hamster from rolling off a cliff so we'll stick her through" mentality. They need someone with abit of bite. I say, sack one of Cheryl or Dannii and replace them with Robert Mugabe.
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Post by Intoxicated In Cockermouth on Jun 29, 2008 10:14:14 GMT
If Cheryl is going to be one of these crying, weeping types then I won't watch. I hate this old "She's abit shit, but she's got one eye as a result of trying to save her hamster from rolling off a cliff so we'll stick her through" mentality. They need someone with abit of bite. I say, sack one of Cheryl or Dannii and replace them with Robert Mugabe. I'd say Robert Mugabe's more of a Fame Academy man, and despite the fact we all know how evil he is, he still exudes a kind of cuddly Granddad vibe. Especially when he wears baseball caps.
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Post by cathybradford on Jun 30, 2008 10:11:11 GMT
Simon thinks Cheryl is the new Cilla Black apparently.
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Post by Maureen on Jun 30, 2008 21:28:26 GMT
They should replace all the judges with the Loose Women panellists. All attractive women under 40 would be hounded out and destroyed by their acerbic putdowns, while the final would consist entirely of hot, ahtletic males and HRT devotees with tragic domestic lives.
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Post by Intoxicated In Cockermouth on Jun 30, 2008 21:34:01 GMT
They should replace all the judges with the Loose Women panellists. All attractive women under 40 would be hounded out and destroyed by their acerbic putdowns, while the final would consist entirely of hot, ahtletic males and HRT devotees with tragic domestic lives.[/b] Thats Verity from Series One surely!
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 30, 2008 23:48:45 GMT
Verity! She was a load of shit wasn't she.
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Post by coxy1979 on Jul 1, 2008 8:56:51 GMT
They should replace all the judges with the Loose Women panellists. All attractive women under 40 would be hounded out and destroyed by their acerbic putdowns, while the final would consist entirely of hot, ahtletic males and HRT devotees with tragic domestic lives.[/b] Thats Verity from Series One surely![/quote] Don't forget Niki from last year, who's demise was planned by a low key highly targeted Lowculture Facebook campaign. Actually, please do.
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Post by Intoxicated In Cockermouth on Jul 1, 2008 15:33:17 GMT
Nikki used to work at a school just down the road from me. Apparenlty she stunk of mash potatoes.
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Post by Bungle on Jul 1, 2008 15:40:28 GMT
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Jul 1, 2008 16:52:54 GMT
Someone really should put a stop to all these no-hopers knocking out two-bit biographies of well-known people.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 1, 2008 21:44:11 GMT
"The amazing story of Britain's brightest young TV star"
"Fearne Cotton, with her stunning good looks, fun-loving nature and adorable charm"
"An intimate and revealing portrait of Britain's brightest talent."
Presumably this is the first biography written without the writer actually having met the person in question.
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Post by Steven on Jul 1, 2008 23:10:11 GMT
I dunno - I've met Fearne Cotton and don't think that's an unfair description. "Britain's brightest talent" is probably pushing it a little bit, but that's press release hyperbole for you.
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Post by Paul on Feb 6, 2013 19:01:34 GMT
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Post by Bungle on Feb 6, 2013 20:34:39 GMT
Funny how FIVE YEARS later, Brookstein is still doing the same obnoxious 'get my name in a Digital Spy article' shit.
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Post by al on Feb 7, 2013 10:29:18 GMT
When I heard that Maloney had gotten a Bette Midler tattoo, I didn't realise it was just a lyric. I'm disappointed that it's not a crude, unflattering image of her face across his back. I thought he'd be crass enough for that.
Also, I'm sort of disappointed that the gay Union J is his friend. I quite liked the idea he'd be sat on a table on his own backstage, swearing under his breath while throwing chips at Ella Henderson.
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