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Post by Geo on Jun 5, 2007 19:54:40 GMT
I was just reading another forum (gasp!) and one thread in particular gave me the best laugh in ages. So I had to give it the attention it deserves on here. A poor woman called Donna was given a makeover by "top stylist to the stars" Charles Worthington.. I say makeover very loosely. She is the 2nd picture in the gallery.. Be warned you might do a little wee with laughter. www.itv-thismorning.co.uk/FashionAndBeautyArticle.aspx?fid=2321&tid=2
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Post by SheSaysThat on Jun 5, 2007 20:03:50 GMT
Poor woman has to get married with that haircut!
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Post by Bungle on Jun 5, 2007 20:06:28 GMT
I saw this live today.
Even Phil 'n' Fern couldn't believe it. It kept being pointed out that she didn't have to do it in quite that style if she didn't want to.
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Post by Becky on Jun 5, 2007 20:41:01 GMT
Poor woman. It looks like an entry to one of those 'I look like my dog' competitions.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 5, 2007 20:47:43 GMT
Blimey, poor woman. She must have really pissed Charles off. I take it she did the, gritted teeth, "it's wonderful... the best hair cut ever" thing that I often find myself doing before leaving the hairdressers, trying not to cry.
It's probably wrong to say it, but it's very much like the wig my aunty had when she was showing the world that she wasn't going to let the cancer dampen her spirits.
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Post by dirtypop on Jun 5, 2007 21:18:43 GMT
That has made my day!
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Post by pectinase on Jun 6, 2007 12:45:53 GMT
This is horrific. Is she getting married at an Iron Maiden gig or something?
Also, on the topic of This Morning, I recently found an online dating ad from that really nice guy they were following who lost (almost literally) a tonne of weight. Bless.
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 20, 2007 23:36:30 GMT
My TV moment of the week wasn't This Morning's first ever transsexual makeover (how arsey is Eamon Holmes? His interaction with the tranny was cringeworthy. And while I'm at it, why, as soon as a man decides to be a woman, does he go out and buy a pair of thigh boots?)
My TV moment of the week was actually the 'Beat The Stylist' section on 'This Morning'. They had Jason Gardiner wearing a yellow suit, and a West Indian woman from that pensioner pop group The Zimmers, doing the judging. The West Indian woman didn't like any of the outfits so Ruth says to her, 'So what do you think of Jason's banana suit then?' She has a long look at Jason and says in a thick accent, 'I think it goes with his big banana face!' Jason's face was a picture. He was absolutely fizzing!
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jul 21, 2007 12:54:25 GMT
That first link doesn't work and I'm dying to see it. Humph.
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Post by Rooneyboy on Jul 22, 2007 17:31:25 GMT
That first link doesn't work and I'm dying to see it. Humph. Me too!
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Post by pauliepoos on Jul 22, 2007 18:10:47 GMT
I think I saw the after - I didn't catch the before though so god knows what it looked like then.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jul 22, 2007 18:34:49 GMT
Me 3
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 22, 2007 23:09:42 GMT
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Post by David Hunter on Jul 25, 2007 23:10:50 GMT
I was amazed today to find out Dr Chris's son is an up and coming athlete! ...men's team boss Mike Morrison believes 400m prospect Andrew Steele - the son of TV personality Dr Chris Steele - is the one to watch. Morrison says of Steele junior: "I think he's going to do something very special this season. He isn't scared of competing against anyone and is dedicated to his athletics.
"That's something he used to lack in the past. But now he's in bed early, and, when he goes out, the main soft drink he touches is water! He has that touch of arrogance about him that all good athletes need."
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Post by Smudge on Jul 28, 2007 2:57:09 GMT
What the hell is going on with this new customised clothing feature! Wharaloadovcrap. They need to get Phil and Fern back NOW. I actually want Eamon to die.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jul 28, 2007 12:49:21 GMT
Does Eamonn even tried to hide the fact that he's an arsey old cunt?
I don't watch it in the summer. I still haven't healed from when Denise Van Outen and Richard Bacon took over a few years back and tried to yoof it up with giant inflatable games and the like. It was like a kindly old aunty having a botched face lift.
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Post by Gordon on Jul 28, 2007 21:05:53 GMT
What the hell is going on with this new customised clothing feature! Wharaloadovcrap. They need to get Phil and Fern back NOW. I actually want Eamon to die. My sister thought Eamon and Ruth Langsford hated each other and couldn't believe they were a couple. She's alright but I cringe at literally everything she does. Nadine Baggot over-ruling one of Ruth's hair-removal ratings was classic: "I reckon nine and a half actually!" Does Ruth smoke? She has lines around her mouth to rival Carol McGiffin.
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Post by Sarah on Aug 7, 2007 18:11:58 GMT
Does Eamonn even tried to hide the fact that he's an arsey old cunt? I watched a bit today, and Eamonn was being a complete cunt. They had a money expert guy on, and Eamonn kept huffing and puffing about how boring he was finding it. The totally earnest money expert got all serious and said that people kill themselves because of debt, but Eamonn just kept taking the piss. Apparently, Eamonn doesn’t care about bank charges because its not a lot of money to him. And phoning a call centre to save yourself £200 isn’t worth the hassle. The guy looked like he wanted to punch him, but Ruth just kept laughing and laughing. And then Eamonn gave the phone number and question for the days competition saying that people could win some real money if they entered. The whole thing was comedy gold.
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Post by Bungle on Aug 7, 2007 18:31:18 GMT
I love Ruth. She's a TSW veteran, what's not to love?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 7, 2007 21:15:17 GMT
Eamon is a cunt.
I enjoyed it the other day when they had a doctor on to talk about men's health problems, which is a bit of a touchy subject for 11am. Eamon taking it seriously as ever started off by going off on a tangent and asking some rubbish question: "Why is it that woman are always cold? A man can be sitting there fine, and the woman has three layers on and it's still not enough." The doctor said "Well, Eamon, some people have an extra layer of fat to insulate them".
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Post by Bungle on Aug 8, 2007 0:27:52 GMT
To return to my monologue, Ruth's finest moment:
Gus's fear on hearing Judi Spiers' name makes me laugh more than it should.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 1:00:47 GMT
I've decided that Eamon is actually worse than Richard Madely. Richard just pretended to know about HRT and womens problems, Eamon may as well just slap the guests who come on for all the interest he fakes.
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Post by pauliepoos on Aug 8, 2007 7:08:22 GMT
They should all be replaced by Merry Miller.
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Post by Rustie Lee on Aug 8, 2007 8:23:55 GMT
Gus's fear on hearing Judi Spiers' name makes me laugh more than it should. And quite right too. There was no messing with La Spiers. I feel quite honoured to have spent my formative years in TSW land. My brother and I met Gus Honeybun in person in some electrical megastore near Redruth. And `Mr TSW' was something that I still can't quite believe actually happened
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 9, 2007 10:25:11 GMT
Eamon's being a cunt right now.
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