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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 9, 2007 11:18:32 GMT
Eamon's being a cunt right now. You could type that anytime really. Well, until his carcass collapses in on his evil heart.
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Post by schmindie on Aug 9, 2007 11:29:06 GMT
Is it me, or was Eamon being even worse than normal today? Even Ruth was starting to look embarassed by him, particularly when they were interviewing the streaker guy.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 9, 2007 11:37:16 GMT
Is it me, or was Eamon being even worse than normal today? Even Ruth was starting to look embarassed by him, particularly when they were interviewing the streaker guy. That's what I was referring to, it was uncomfortable to watch. He basically said at one point "You're a failure, so you streak to make yourself feel good."
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Post by schmindie on Aug 9, 2007 12:23:31 GMT
The sooner Phillip and Fern are back, the better. I can cope with Ruth with Phillip on a Friday, but Eamon is just plain insulting/patronisiing to his guests. Did you see when they were having a phone-in about guilt issues? Denise was there too, and a woman phoned in because she felt guilty that she's put her elderly husband into a nursing home because of his dementia. Ruth got really upset (because her father is/was in a home with the same thing) and what did Eamon do? Give her a quick pat on the arm and say "now you're making the caller feel guilty for phoning in!". Denise just glared at him.
Prick.
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Post by Sarah on Aug 9, 2007 14:56:03 GMT
Personally, I’m finding Eamonn’s extreme cuntitude really entertaining. I always thought Richard Madeley was the real life Alan Partridge, but it was Eamonn all along. However, I love Fern and Phil, so my ideal line-up for This Morning would be Phil and Fern presenting, with Eamonn lurking off to the side, making stupid, offensive remarks.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 9, 2007 15:31:12 GMT
He is far worse than Richard. Richard tends to just be self-obsessed, rather than being actually rude to the guests. Eamonn is just a complete cunt.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 9, 2007 16:24:37 GMT
The sooner Phillip and Fern are back, the better. I love it when Phil and Fern come back from their holidays, have a lovely chat at the beginning and show us a couple of holiday snaps. Ruth always comes across as overly friendly, but is quite obviously a bitch. Like she would launch herself at you at a party and have a really warm conversation with you, then later on you'd need the toilet and to get to the toilet you'd have to pass through the kitchen, and she'd be in there making snide comments about you to the host who would probably be getting sausage rolls out of the oven and not really paying much attention. n.b. If you need further help imagining this scenario then it is a middle aged people's party on a Bank Holiday Sunday afternoon in a semi detached 70s house. It is quite a dull party and you would rather be elsewhere, so you’re particularly happy to have met this smiley stranger – making the betrayal even worse. You are 40 and a lady.
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Post by schmindie on Aug 9, 2007 17:03:01 GMT
The sooner Phillip and Fern are back, the better. I love it when Phil and Fern come back from their holidays, have a lovely chat at the beginning and show us a couple of holiday snaps. Ruth always comes across as overly friendly, but is quite obviously a bitch. Like she would launch herself at you at a party and have a really warm conversation with you, then later on you'd need the toilet and to get to the toilet you'd have to pass through the kitchen, and she'd be in there making snide comments about you to the host who would probably be getting sausage rolls out of the oven and not really paying much attention. n.b. If you need further help imagining this scenario then it is a middle aged people's party on a Bank Holiday Sunday afternoon in a semi detached 70s house. It is quite a dull party and you would rather be elsewhere, so you’re particularly happy to have met this smiley stranger – making the betrayal even worse. You are 40 and a lady. Nurse Dunkley, you are great.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Aug 9, 2007 17:34:35 GMT
Eamonn Holmes was extensively featured in Outtake TV last night on the set of his pisspoor quiz show Sudo-Q. He spent the whole time failing to pronounce the name of the show, getting the rules wrong (leading him to exclaim "why is it so complicated? This is the most ridiculously overcomplicated quiz show") and then take the mick out of the contestants. He is an A-1 cunt.
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Post by Gordon on Aug 10, 2007 21:15:41 GMT
Paula Hamilton swore today - I've really no idea what she was talking about, but something about her brain being different from other peoples and doctors continually misdiagnosing her. It was awful, and she accused Eamon of perving on her basically.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2007 2:41:50 GMT
Oh god, we're going to be subjected with a shit version of the Daniella Westbrook boobs saga now. We all know that Saint Phil and Saint Fern would never do that, but these two vacous old talentless tramps would, Eamon would probably do a little bit of bad rape on the couch if he could get away without his wig being left being as evidence. And yes it is a wig, well a hair piece but I think wig sounds worse. Next time he's on, pay careful attention to his ever moving hairline. His front bit seems to be a circle on it's own with the rest reaching out among folicle sprays to hold on.
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Post by Gordon on Aug 11, 2007 9:39:25 GMT
Ahh, see I thought it was a comb over job - it looks as if he combs his hair back a bit too soon, not quite half way but before most people start brushing down if you get my drift. I did wonder how he copes on windy days as I myself have fine hair and really just have to grin and bear it despite my best hairspray efforts. Eamon should really try to lose some weight, he's really quite big actually.
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Post by David Hunter on Aug 11, 2007 11:42:27 GMT
As I've said before, I'd love a wig. However, my pet hate is people who wear a dusty one. You can't get one and wear it day in day out with the occassional 30 degree wash once a year. *Eamon's is almost Frankie Howard-like in it's split endiness. He's not the only one though. There are lots of offenders out there. And not only men. *Joan Collins really needs to update hers too. Or at least give it a good hoover.
I'd like to get a series of wigs for different moods.
*allegedly.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 11, 2007 14:03:28 GMT
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Post by pectinase on Aug 15, 2007 14:50:40 GMT
Honestly, how long are we going to be subjected to Eamonn and Ruth? Ruth is quite nice, but Eamonn seems to lack both a) patience and b) any sense of empathy with anyone ever.
Also, whenever Ruth and Eamonn are standing up introducing something (usually at the top of the show/Beat The Stylist/etc) take a look at how Eamonn's suit trousers bunch up towards his crotch and round the back. He must have a hell of a big arse crack. Does anyone else notice this or am I just a total freak?
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Post by Sarah on Aug 16, 2007 9:48:03 GMT
Also, whenever Ruth and Eamonn are standing up introducing something (usually at the top of the show/Beat The Stylist/etc) take a look at how Eamonn's suit trousers bunch up towards his crotch and round the back. He must have a hell of a big arse crack. Does anyone else notice this or am I just a total freak? Hee. I’ve never noticed anything weird about Eamonn’s crotch, but will watch more closely today. Eamonn and Ruth fascinates me. How can she not hate him? I was reading in Hello that they want to adopt a baby. And not a “designer baby” but one with special needs. Eamonn reckons because they have money and a happy home, they have a “moral responsibility.” Special needs? Moral responsibility? Know yourself, Eamonn.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 16, 2007 10:40:00 GMT
They shouldn't be allowed to adopt, Eamonn won't last another ten years.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2007 12:09:28 GMT
At least a child who's a bit mental wont realise what cuntish adoptive parents it has. I really, really want Janet Street-Porter to go on this morning and savage him. A lot.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Aug 16, 2007 13:36:09 GMT
Maybe they want a kid they can abuse and want a special needs one so it can't tell anyone about it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2007 16:57:16 GMT
Probably, although mental torture. Sort of like when Eamon feeds it and says "One for daddy, two for daddy, one for child, three for daddy, four for daddy, shut the fuck up you spaz, it's mine!"
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Post by David Hunter on Aug 21, 2007 11:03:03 GMT
On Eamon wig watch today, things were very odd. His hair at the side had lots of grey peeking out, as if he hadn't done his roots, yet the top of his head was dark dark brown. There was a repeat of an old 'Naughtiest Blunders' or whatever it's called, over the weekend and they showed a clip of Eamon from years before. It was exactly the same 'hair'. If I was on telly and wore a wig I'd have a different style on every day. But then that's me!
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Post by didsburychief on Aug 21, 2007 13:20:15 GMT
I never normally get to see This Morning being a 9-5 wage slave, but I was off work Friday and yesterday so managed to catch it. On the Friday makeover Eamonn said one woman looked like Rod Stewart (this was AFTER the makeover) but that it was a good thing! And then yesterday he told someone that her new hairdo looked like a wig. Fantastic.
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 4, 2007 10:43:31 GMT
On today's show, Fern announced: 'Coming up - David Schwimmer! Live... and Uncut!'
I thought, 'he might be live but...'
This went past unnoticed and didn't get the usual Phil & Fern crack up.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 4, 2007 10:47:43 GMT
On today's show, Fern announced: 'Coming up - David Schwimmer! Live... and Uncut!' I thought, 'he might be live but...' This went past unnoticed and didn't get the usual Phil & Fern crack up. 'cut' and 'uncut' aren't mainstream and obvious enough for Fern and Phil. Fern will only piss herself over 'buns' or 'melons'.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2007 14:26:00 GMT
And dunking beef.
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