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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 24, 2008 12:36:37 GMT
Did anybody see this yesterday?!
They were giving three people results of their Bowel Cancer tests live on air. Well, they'd been told them shortly before hand by Dr Chris, but they'd recorded it.
I hope they were all OK. I switched off after the first one, because it was putting me off my bowel-cancer-inducing brunch of two KitKats.
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Post by Muinimula on Feb 5, 2008 12:14:00 GMT
Alesha Dixon tossing pancakes! Now!
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Post by xenomaniac on Feb 5, 2008 15:14:53 GMT
Alesha Dixon tossing pancakes! Now! Wasn't her frock horrible? |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Feb 14, 2008 11:23:15 GMT
Nadine Bagott is on this morning!
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Post by Ceeb on Feb 14, 2008 14:43:24 GMT
I saw that too! I couldn't believe it. I hope Barry Scott is testing cleaning products next week.
Also why is Eammon on this week? Is it because it's half term or something - but isn't Fern usually off on school holidays too? He is being his usually idiotic self either way - like today with the gastric band woman - he just stopped short of calling her a fat f*ck (like he can talk) he was that offencive and Fern looked on in actual discust. So did I as I had to turn it over in pure embarressment for the woman
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Post by Bungle on Feb 14, 2008 15:02:27 GMT
She's been on it for at least a year, I think.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Feb 14, 2008 21:42:33 GMT
It was just like he really disaproved of the whole gastric band thing. Also something should contact the Royal Society for the Protection of Models about that fit Tom - that's the third time I've seem him being sexually abused on an ITV daytime show. He was on Loose Women not so long ago.
I liked the old agony aunt bint's advice to that woman who had trouble meeting men: "Go to your public library and ask about singles' events in your area."
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Post by Muinimula on Feb 14, 2008 23:31:12 GMT
Eamonn's worst moment was just after Phil Vickery had made some lovely mousses, with piped white chocolate on top. He made a "joke" about how you shouldn't use regular chocolate, effectively saying it would look like a turd on top of your lovely mousse.
Charming.
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Post by boxedjoy on Feb 15, 2008 9:47:29 GMT
Yesterday's highlight was Cilla Black deciding to give up her alcohol-free Lent and get stuck into some champagne jelly treats.
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Post by David Hunter on Mar 20, 2008 12:35:57 GMT
I loved the incestuous brother and sister on with Denise this morning. Asked what their mother had said when she walked in on them naked on the sofa - 'she called us a pair of scumbags!'
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2008 17:27:34 GMT
I loved the incestuous brother and sister on with Denise this morning. Asked what their mother had said when she walked in on them naked on the sofa - 'she called us a pair of scumbags!' She's not far off. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 31, 2008 11:19:17 GMT
Did anyone just catch that classic Ferne and Phil corpsing moment this morning?
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Post by Bungle on Apr 7, 2008 11:09:30 GMT
Trinny and Susannah are on and have been told off for saying willy and tits. They've just brought on 'average sized' British people. The lady is a little overweight, but the guy is buff and has a proper toned tummy, six pack-alicious! Yes, he may have a 34" waist, but it's all muscle!
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Post by David Hunter on Apr 7, 2008 12:08:24 GMT
They plan to 'get the nation naked' and measure everything. They want to know if men in London have bigger willies than men in Birmingham. As far as I could make out, the UK average man was 5'10" 36 waist, 42 chest. No mention of the willy size after they were told off.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Apr 7, 2008 12:12:01 GMT
Yes, he may have a 34" waist, but it's all muscle! Is a 34" waist fat then? *sob* |
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Post by David Hunter on Apr 7, 2008 12:16:15 GMT
No! According to them I think it's below average. Mind you, if you're under 5' tall it's maybe considered fat!
From their last series I seem to remember them saying shop dummies are made 34" waist, 42" chest and 5'10" so it must look right proportionally.
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Post by Bungle on Apr 7, 2008 12:18:26 GMT
No, in fact, they said the average was 36" - which is enough for a wobbly tummy. No wobbles on this model!
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Post by David Hunter on Apr 18, 2008 10:41:59 GMT
There was a man on today in the 'Medical Oddities' segment who could eat anything, and as much as he liked and not put on any weight or gain fat. I should be on next week as I have the opposite condition to this.
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Post by LoveMusic on Apr 18, 2008 10:51:18 GMT
Ditto.
We could then have a haircut to make us feel better, and Phil Vickery could feel sorry for us.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 18, 2008 19:10:55 GMT
There was a man on today in the 'Medical Oddities' segment who could eat anything, and as much as he liked and not put on any weight or gain fat. I should be on next week as I have the opposite condition to this. I have the same thing, is it an actual medical condition? |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 23, 2008 10:26:33 GMT
They were talking about cervical cancer today and during the intro Phil pronounced it "ser-vI-kal", which an "I" like in the word "I" and with the stress on that syllable. Surely that's wrong?
EDIT: The woman that had it pronounced it the same way....
LIVE SMEAR TEST!
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Post by David Hunter on Apr 23, 2008 13:51:25 GMT
They were talking about cervical cancer today and during the intro Phil pronounced it "ser-vI-kal", which an "I" like in the word "I" and with the stress on that syllable. Surely that's wrong? EDIT: The woman that had it pronounced it the same way.... LIVE SMEAR TEST! I've noticed a change in the pronunciation of late from 'cervical' to the more American 'cer-veye-ical' for no good reason. It's a but like when they changed Uranus to Oorinous. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 23, 2008 17:43:27 GMT
Dictionary.com gives definitions from various dictionaries, both American and British, and the phonetic renderings all have it stressed on the first syllable and with a short I sound like in pit.
Actually the only one that gives the ser-vI-kal pronunciation says it's British usage....
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Post by Ceeb on Apr 29, 2008 9:36:27 GMT
Phil is off ill, so John Barrowman is on. Fearne gave a great intro for him though
"I got out my address book, got to the B's and wondered if John Barrowman was free"
Well, obviously, Fearne.
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Post by Muinimula on Apr 29, 2008 9:38:06 GMT
Barrowman is co-presenting today. He made a slightly funny expression when he mentioned that he and John Partridge (Eastenders' Christian) used to do musicals together. Hmm.
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