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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 6, 2007 11:08:43 GMT
Ugh, on the helpline, some woman's phoned up and said that while she was pregnant she found out that her mum had terminal cancer. Two days after her daughter was born her mum died of the disease. She thinks her mum wouldn't have died if she hadn't have got pregnant. Of course, Denise told her that didn't make sense, but the woman was like "everyone keeps telling me, 'one in, one out'."
What fucking stupid friends and family has she got that would tell her that. Also people who actually believe that if someone dies around the same time that someone else is born it is God/fate/ whatever restoring some sort of balance, or a transfer of the sould into a new body deserves to be miserable.
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Post by drooboy on Sept 6, 2007 11:27:35 GMT
Ugh, on the helpline, some woman's phoned up and said that while she was pregnant she found out that her mum had terminal cancer. Two days after her daughter was born her mum died of the disease. I fully expect this person to appear as a finalist on this year's X Factor now.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 10, 2007 12:06:25 GMT
Tomorrow on This Morning - a woman who was born with two vaginas. !!!!!.
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Post by bittersweet on Sept 10, 2007 12:22:39 GMT
Tomorrow on This Morning - a woman who was born with two vaginas. !!!!!. That could be quite handy for anyone into group sex.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 10, 2007 12:33:31 GMT
Once again John Leslie sits at home regretting being fired.
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Post by schmindie on Sept 10, 2007 21:34:58 GMT
Thank fuck it's not Eamon interviewing her. "What do you have two vaginas for? That's just greedy, you stupid woman..."
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 10, 2007 23:34:56 GMT
For something this serious, Fern will be wearing her glasses.
I don't think this is as sensational as a few months ago when they had Buck Angel on as a guest and chatted casually about transgendered porn. I do love how they can flit from something like that to, 'and now over to the kitchen where Phil's doing something rather interesting with gooseberries!'
I was telling my friend the woman was coming on and saying when we were wee, the nearest we had to anything like 'This Morning' was 'That's Life'. But in those day you were more likely to get a vegetable sent in that looked like a woman with two vaginas and an odd ode about it.
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Post by boxedjoy on Sept 11, 2007 8:20:25 GMT
I read about this lady in "Pick Me Up":
"Suddenly things began to make a lot of sense, like why I had such a heavy flow on my period."
In fact, I think finding out this is a different lady would make me a bit more gay scared of women.
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Post by pectinase on Sept 11, 2007 14:12:54 GMT
If I had two vaginas, I'd want Pip Schofield in both of them. He's looking very lovely lately.
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 13, 2007 18:25:30 GMT
As I'm not a gynecologist (honestly, I'm not), I did wonder why, even though she had 2 vaginas she was having the double periods. It turned out she had 2 wombs too. Whilst she was pregnant in the one vagina/womb she was still having her period from the other. She said she knew she was unique so now didn't mind if medical students wanted to have a look.
All that and she didn't even have Charles Worthington fluff up her hair!
Incidentally, what was the name of the terrible jessie from Manchester who used to do the flower arranging on the show. He always wore bizarre outfits and made lots of innuendo about early bloomers.
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 13, 2007 18:28:47 GMT
Incidentally, what was the name of the terrible jessie from Manchester who used to do the flower arranging on the show. He always wore bizarre outfits and made lots of innuendo about early bloomers. It's okay, I found him. It was the lovely Carl Wilde. If I remember rightly, he went on to appear with Julie Goodyear on her chat/magazine show.
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Post by FeelsLikeKellyCrabtree on Sept 13, 2007 18:46:30 GMT
He was the first person I ever saw on television after realising I was a gay that made me not want to be a gay. I'm sure he's a nice man though
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 14, 2007 10:53:39 GMT
I just saw Aisleyne on This Morning, presenting a High Street Fashion Award for them. She looked stunning.
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Post by David Hunter on Sept 17, 2007 11:53:02 GMT
Colin & Justin were on today. I switched over. However, their new show made me realise they've gone from making a million on BBC2, to organising weddings on Channel Five, to now doing a through the keyhole thing on UKStyle. It's only a matter of time before they're on some rare German satellite channel and we won't see them at all!
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Sept 17, 2007 12:08:52 GMT
Colin & Justin were on today. I switched over. However, their new show made me realise they've gone from making a million on BBC2, to organising weddings on Channel Five, to now doing a through the keyhole thing on UKStyle. It's only a matter of time before they're on some rare German satellite channel and we won't see them at all! We can but hope.
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Post by Becky on Sept 17, 2007 15:49:28 GMT
Incidentally, what was the name of the terrible jessie from Manchester who used to do the flower arranging on the show. He always wore bizarre outfits and made lots of innuendo about early bloomers. It's okay, I found him. It was the lovely Carl Wilde. If I remember rightly, he went on to appear with Julie Goodyear on her chat/magazine show. And he had a programme on a digital called Wilde about Weddings.
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Post by Gordon on Sept 17, 2007 18:05:11 GMT
Is Carl the guy who would say everything was "fffun-kah" - if so, he's hysterical, perhaps for all the wrong reasons.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2007 11:17:23 GMT
They've just said that beat the stylist has never had another 50:50 draw before, and kept saying it. Now, I love fern and phil, but have they forgotten the time when carol mcgiffen also got a dead draw?
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Post by raven on Sept 19, 2007 15:52:32 GMT
I noticed that also but maybe Carol did beat the stylist when Eamonn and Ruth were hosting.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 19, 2007 18:38:31 GMT
Colin & Justin were on today. I switched over. However, their new show made me realise they've gone from making a million on BBC2, to organising weddings on Channel Five, to now doing a through the keyhole thing on UKStyle. It's only a matter of time before they're on some rare German satellite channel and we won't see them at all! Scheissefest 2007 mit Colin unt Justin.
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Post by ironical on Sept 19, 2007 23:04:34 GMT
Could she get preggers in both at the same time? I wonder if she has a favourite vagina.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 20, 2007 11:24:43 GMT
Oh wow! They've got the amazing pinhead micro sculptor man on again. The man's a genius, the should have him on every week. He needs to model Fern and Phil out of a Fly's leg. www.willard-wigan.com/Funfact! We met him when he had his exhibitiony-workshop at the Mailbox a few years back, but thought he was an overenthusiastic volunteer until he turned up on Blue Peter the week later.
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Post by schmindie on Sept 20, 2007 22:44:44 GMT
Yes! He's been on with Phil and Fern twice now, he surely owes them an eye-of-the-needle sculpture tribute, Pip in his dreamcoat and Fern in that sparkly dress thing she had at the TV awards.
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pectinase
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Post by pectinase on Sept 23, 2007 14:26:26 GMT
Fern was on Paul O' Grady (the show, not actually physically on him) the other day. She's up there with Lorraine Kelly in the 'people who are ridiculously lovely and fun and who you want to be your mad auntie' stakes.
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Post by David Hunter on Oct 9, 2007 10:43:26 GMT
Well, I got a shock today to discover my TV crush, Steve Wilson, is a 'new dad'! I didn't see that coming! (no smutty jokes, please!).
There's a Steve Wilson in episode 3 of 'The Tudors' incidentally. I wonder if it's the same one, and if he'll have to have his clothes off.
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