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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 11, 2006 23:56:56 GMT
Okay. Now I am not pretending or fooling around but we need to use the influence of LowCulture wisely and ALL Aisleyne fans here have a duty to push her towards the end and the victory position where she belongs.
Aisleyne stood up to Grace, twice.
Aisleyne doesn't throw fake tantrums.
This year's show has been all about Aisleyne.
Nikki and Jennie who?
She possesses dignity and has a genuinely good spirit.
She put that slimy bastard Sezer in his place.
And if that doesn't convince you to spend at least a tenner keeping her in then maybe this will:
Her and Imogen's gang were called Prophecy.
Do your duty, your Prime Minister commands it!
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Post by Sean on Aug 13, 2006 14:10:49 GMT
Reasons Aisleyne must win:
She superseded everyone’s initial expectations of her as another dim promo girl bimbo who’d be evicted on Week 4.
The fact that she assessed Sezer’s bullshitty ‘businessman’ wannabe player cred, having met a million of his type in every club in London, within about ten seconds, and thus proceeded to irritate the shit out of him by just being.
The fact she had to pinch her nose to stop herself from laughing immediately after Sezer was evicted.
Being the only person apart from Richard to stick up for Sam, giving her some quiet advice about being overfriendly and telling Nikki to back off with the intrusive gender inquisition.
Her ‘botherd’ ‘special needs thong’ response to Grace’s coven and their sneery looks.
In her time in the house, Aisleyne has been called a bitch, slag, fucking slut, wigga, dick, cow, moose, wannabe black girl, hoochie mama, ghetto ho, hood rat, ugly, hideous, vile, revolting, fake, arselicker, drowned rat, easy, and the most evil woman in the entire world (thanks, Lea). In her time in the house, she has called Nikki boring, Lea manipulative, and Grace a bitch after she threw water at Susie.
Her open and vocal contempt for the alienation Grace et al inflicted on Sam and Susie.
The fact she was the only person to call out Grace for throwing water on Susie to her face, whilst everyone else waited until she had gone.
Her scaring the shit out of twatty Lisa post Watergate. Lisa screams in her face. Aisleyne slowly gets up and towers over her. Aisleyne demands to know who she thinks she is pointing at. Lisa’s eyes wiiiden.
Immediately after this Aisleyne took her heels off so as not to be intimidating.
Her enviable inventory of eyebrow manoeuvres.
Her spectacular sense of humour as displayed in that week when she decided to get very drunk indeed because she kept hearing ‘Aisleyne out’.
Her and Lea’s impressions of each other. ‘Me name be Aisleeeeeeeeeyne! Me bredrin!’
‘Nikki! Nikki! I want Nikki, I love Nikki!’ ‘When I look at her I feel physically sick’
‘I’m not a man teef. Unless he’s really fit’
‘You better know yourself before you talk about me, little girl!’
‘When I see that girl, you know, I’ma dash water in her face. Nah not really’
‘All up in my face like a proper rude girl’
‘I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller’
Her wardrobe being an eclectic mix of a gangland Mutya Buena and a middle aged new age healer dressing up as Joss Stone for Halloween.
The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words.
Being the only woman Pete has clit teased then ignored not to go insane over it (Lea, Lisa, Nikki, Jenny…).
Her ‘I’m sooo sorry babe’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #1’ when immediately prior Grace had been smirking like crazy at the belief the crowd were booing Aisleyne.
Her ‘bad!’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #2’.
The cutaway to Grace, Mikey and Lisa (and Sezer?)’s faces when her name is announced as winner would be the best Big Brother moment of all time.
Davina does not like Aisleyne at all (‘Hahahahahah look at her crying!’). It would be very interesting to see how this would colour a ‘winner’s interview’.
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Post by Joel on Aug 13, 2006 14:43:27 GMT
I'm actually voting! I never vote. I voted once for Nadia when it was a foregone conclusion and once for Sezer to go, which was also a foregone conclusion.
But here I am voting for someone when it's not already decided how it's going to go. YBKY - could you please post that list all over the internet?
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Post by Steven on Aug 13, 2006 15:46:58 GMT
The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words. Seriously? Okay, that settles it: Aisleyne MUST win. |
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Post by raspberry on Aug 13, 2006 15:49:22 GMT
You Better Know Yourself. you konw what, you've convinced me. I'm going to vote for Aisleyne.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 13, 2006 16:17:41 GMT
Reasons Aisleyne must win: She superseded everyone’s initial expectations of her as another dim promo girl bimbo who’d be evicted on Week 4. The fact that she assessed Sezer’s bullshitty ‘businessman’ wannabe player cred, having met a million of his type in every club in London, within about ten seconds, and thus proceeded to irritate the shit out of him by just being. The fact she had to pinch her nose to stop herself from laughing immediately after Sezer was evicted. Being the only person apart from Richard to stick up for Sam, giving her some quiet advice about being overfriendly and telling Nikki to back off with the intrusive gender inquisition. Her ‘botherd’ ‘special needs thong’ response to Grace’s coven and their sneery looks. In her time in the house, Aisleyne has been called a bitch, slag, fucking slut, wigga, dick, cow, moose, wannabe black girl, hoochie mama, ghetto ho, hood rat, ugly, hideous, vile, revolting, fake, arselicker, drowned rat, easy, and the most evil woman in the entire world (thanks, Lea). In her time in the house, she has called Nikki boring, Lea manipulative, and Grace a bitch after she threw water at Susie. Her open and vocal contempt for the alienation Grace et al inflicted on Sam and Susie. The fact she was the only person to call out Grace for throwing water on Susie to her face, whilst everyone else waited until she had gone. Her scaring the shit out of twatty Lisa post Watergate. Lisa screams in her face. Aisleyne slowly gets up and towers over her. Aisleyne demands to know who she thinks she is pointing at. Lisa’s eyes wiiiden. Immediately after this Aisleyne took her heels off so as not to be intimidating. Her enviable inventory of eyebrow manoeuvres. Her spectacular sense of humour as displayed in that week when she decided to get very drunk indeed because she kept hearing ‘Aisleyne out’. Her and Lea’s impressions of each other. ‘Me name be Aisleeeeeeeeeyne! Me bredrin!’ ‘Nikki! Nikki! I want Nikki, I love Nikki!’ ‘When I look at her I feel physically sick’ ‘I’m not a man teef. Unless he’s really fit’ ‘You better know yourself before you talk about me, little girl!’ ‘When I see that girl, you know, I’ma dash water in her face. Nah not really’ ‘All up in my face like a proper rude girl’ ‘I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller’ Her wardrobe being an eclectic mix of a gangland Mutya Buena and a middle aged new age healer dressing up as Joss Stone for Halloween. The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words. Being the only woman Pete has clit teased then ignored not to go insane over it (Lea, Lisa, Nikki, Jenny…). Her ‘I’m sooo sorry babe’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #1’ when immediately prior Grace had been smirking like crazy at the belief the crowd were booing Aisleyne. Her ‘bad!’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #2’. The cutaway to Grace, Mikey and Lisa (and Sezer?)’s faces when her name is announced as winner would be the best Big Brother moment of all time. Davina does not like Aisleyne at all (‘Hahahahahah look at her crying!’). It would be very interesting to see how this would colour a ‘winner’s interview’. I'm sticking this on Digital Spy. You're beautiful mate! |
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Post by Adrian on Aug 13, 2006 17:16:55 GMT
I love you, YBKY.
Another reason Aisleyne must win is her Diary Room discussion with Big Brother about why we have eyebrows.
I had a dream last night that I was in Big Brother. I came 4th. I was very happy about this. Aisleyne was my best mate in the house, I thought she was brilliant. And she won. Prophecy.
A
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 13, 2006 17:37:48 GMT
I LOVE the new site banner.
Vote Aisleyne indeed.
EDIT: OK soldiers. Project: Aisleyne - Winner Of BB gathers momentum. It might not mean much but she's getting the backing of several previous Aisleyne haters and the bookies have her as SECOND to win. Is that a good thing? Also, most of the BB fora have her as the favourite so we need to translate this into reality. I've taken the list written by YBKY and distributed it to key positions in the trenches (DigitalSpy, Channel 4 etc with a link to this site to get us some cool new members) and hopefully the war will be won.
Your Prime Minister is pleased with you all. Endemol can fuck it up though with bad editing.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Aug 13, 2006 18:18:11 GMT
I voted for her! Even though I've only seen about 4 shows since she's been there, she's my favourite. Plus I'd vote for pretty much anyone (not Richard!) as it's a vote against Glynn.
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Post by medeax on Aug 13, 2006 20:47:47 GMT
You've got a new member. I love your list of reasons, and I'm voting early and often(ish). She's a lovely lass.
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Post by Sean on Aug 13, 2006 20:50:33 GMT
I'm on the front page! I really need to get a life. I practically danced when Grace Dent left me a message on Myspace the other day.
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Post by xenomaniac on Aug 13, 2006 21:04:41 GMT
Judging from tonights episode Aisleyne has already been evicted. Was she in it once?
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 13, 2006 22:07:25 GMT
Judging from tonights episode Aisleyne has already been evicted. Was she in it once? How true. It's become the bloody Pete And Nikki Show. That slurping noise they make when they kiss revolts me...yet there was sunlight in the dark tunnel of the dull television tonight. Yes, Aisleyne sitting with that furry thing draped around her neck. Pure class. PROJECT UPDATE: I've left a link for LowCulture on Digital Spy so you might find that the site has a slight boost in popularity. Everyone was really complimenting the site. Sadly, Digital Spy has Aisleyne at fourth in the Bookies Official Betting List. |
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Post by xenomaniac on Aug 13, 2006 22:12:00 GMT
PROJECT UPDATE: I've left a link for LowCulture on Digital Spy so you might find that the site has a slight boost in popularity. Digital Spy? Oh good lord, take cover everyone. |
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 13, 2006 22:15:12 GMT
PROJECT UPDATE: I've left a link for LowCulture on Digital Spy so you might find that the site has a slight boost in popularity. Digital Spy? Oh good lord, take cover everyone. Aisleyne fans seem to be quite intelligent as opposed to the idiot Nikki obsessives. |
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Post by Michael on Aug 13, 2006 22:16:03 GMT
Don't worry, if they come here from the forums over there they'll quickly be confused by the long words. Like 'culture'.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 13, 2006 22:18:58 GMT
Don't worry, if they come here from the forums over there they'll quickly be confused by the long words. Like 'culture'. Ha! You know, you're probably right! |
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Post by Michael on Aug 13, 2006 22:26:27 GMT
I love their forums. Lots of people who can't spell and probably aren't even slightly gay.
Oh my god. Are they the Anti-Lowculture?
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Post by Steven on Aug 14, 2006 7:18:42 GMT
Not that this will make much difference in the grand scheme of things, but I've decided that this has officially qualified as a Worthy Cause now, so I've thrown all of my pre-show standards out of the window and voted for Aisleyne. Because it's a matter of principle.
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Post by I Hate Lana Lang on Aug 14, 2006 7:29:50 GMT
Not that this will make much difference in the grand scheme of things, but I've decided that this has officially qualified as a Worthy Cause now, so I've thrown all of my pre-show standards out of the window and voted for Aisleyne. Because it's a matter of principle. Go Steven! I'm really loving the front page. |
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Post by wheelonfire on Aug 14, 2006 8:35:27 GMT
I'm in S Korea and have been for 2months but have just voted for Aisleyne 5 times...... I remember lovin' her from the off for not bowing to the twunt Sezer.... she should win and I wish you well in your crusade. GOOD LUCK AISLEYNE
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Post by ruthie on Aug 14, 2006 9:21:42 GMT
I'm on the front page! I really need to get a life. I practically danced when Grace Dent left me a message on Myspace the other day. That's so cool! Her BB blog, together with Aisleyne, is about all that's kept me watching lately. |
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Post by groopie on Aug 14, 2006 13:40:23 GMT
My friend Rob who always seems to know these things (I think someone from Popbitch tells him or something) says the voting currently stands thus:
Pete 56.4%
Aisleyne 15.38%
Nikki 10.25%
Glynn 8.97%
Jenny 5.76%
Richard 3.20%
We have our work cut out for us...
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Post by Lucinda on Aug 14, 2006 14:15:42 GMT
I've just voted for the first time since BB2 (think it was BB2 anyway) and it feels great for once! 64p well spent.
I love the homepage. Aisleyne to win! I'm memorising You Better Know Yourself's list to randomly tell everyone I know!
Edited to say: I would give anything to see her singing Buffalo Stance in the garden. I wish it was up on Youtube but I can't find it! I did find that clip of her going into the house when she was a present - I hadn't seen that before because I barely watched the first few weeks. Glyn's reaction was hilarious!
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Post by back to discos on Aug 14, 2006 15:04:54 GMT
Jenny 5.76% Richard 3.20% i'm amazed that Jenny is beating Richard! i've hardly seen anything of Jenny, while at least Richard has a vaguely established character. hmm. curious. go on The Aisleyne! |
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