Project: Aisleyne - Winner Of BB

[pauliepoos]

Another "leak" on digitalspy had Aisleyne in first place on 40% with Richard in third place.

I might leak my own figures later.

[WhiteNoiseMaker]

yizzomk2 said:

In her time in the house, she has called Nikki boring,

God I'd forgotten, one of my absolute favourite Shleen moments. She was fucking legendary then! To hear Nikki's hideous affected little-girl voice go 'we were just exPERImenting' and then Ash going 'boooring' in an equally OTT way, soooooo funny and true. Nikki couldn't even come back at her, she ran off to daddy in the diary room. Aisleyne does the sort of things I'd love to have the guts to do.

Her wardrobe being an eclectic mix of a gangland Mutya Buena and a middle aged new age healer dressing up as Joss Stone for Halloween.

Bwahahahahaha! <bows down to YBKY> Best post of the series by far!

[I Hate Lana Lang]

Your Prime Minister is REALLY proud of you guys and gals for supporting Aisleyne. Keep up the good work! The war continues.

[Joel]

I'm confused. Is all this footage of people being vile about Aisleyne designed to make us like or hate her?
Oh, Endemol, you confuse me with your Machiavellian ways.

[pauliepoos]

I was wondering earlier if Endemol could have double, triple, quadruple bluffed us all, by setting up Aisleyne as the winner.

Be as biased against her as possible, encourage the ex housemates to be as needlessly threatening and malicious and malevolent towards her (enginerring a confrontation between her and her nemisis in the process), before focussing on the vomit inducing faux romance between a ketamine addicted bisexual and a soft porn model WAG wannabe.

They wouldn't be that canny, would they?

[Joel]

The psychologists on BBLB were just saying that she's basically awesome - adaptive not two-faced. And the last of her clips was her saying to the Diary Room 'It's the end of a huge chapter in my life, and I feel so honoured' as opposed to Nikki screaming 'I belong in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEE!!'
Though Dermot could still barely conceal his hatred. Silly Dermot.

[crash]

Dermot is a ginger twat. His infatuation with Glyn is just... nauseating and frankly, a little creepy.

Well, at least he didn't orchestrate the audience to boo Aisleyne this time.

In today's highlights, wasn't Aisleyne a rather excellent dancer? All those ghetto moves have done her good. Made Richard's critiques all the more transparent... grrr. To think I used to really like him.- and how dare he neglect to mention Susie as one of his favourite housemates! Gloryhunter.

[Steven]

pauliepoos said:

I was wondering earlier if Endemol could have double, triple, quadruple bluffed us all, by setting up Aisleyne as the winner.

Be as biased against her as possible, encourage the ex housemates to be as needlessly threatening and malicious and malevolent towards her (enginerring a confrontation between her and her nemisis in the process), before focussing on the vomit inducing faux romance between a ketamine addicted bisexual and a soft porn model WAG wannabe.

They wouldn't be that canny, would they?

I was wondering that too. I wouldn't rule it out for them to realise that there's a growing pro-Aisleyne viewership and deliberately give the programme an anti-Aisleyne edit, so that we'd all see that and get outraged and vote twice as hard in the assumption that they don't want her to win, when really they're just trying to get us to spend more money on voting.

[Adrian]

crash said:

Well, at least he didn't orchestrate the audience to boo Aisleyne this time.

I have never seen Big Brain before last night. I was really surprised that the audience were relatively quiet. It's something of a shock to watch a British TV show with a restrained audience instead of the incessant whooping, yollering, booing and cheering that seems to be thrown our way on every show these days.

A

[booers]

crash said:

Dermot is a ginger twat. His infatuation with Glyn is just... nauseating and frankly, a little creepy.

Can I edit that to just Glyn is just... nauseating and frankly, a little creepy.

Having not seen much of BBLB tjis year (didn't even know it was on - wasnt it usualally a 6pm C4 thing?) I have not seen Dermot and Davina's anti-Aisleyne comments.

What exactly have they said about her? She rules in my opinion.

It's been a dire series but she made it watchable as far as I'm concerned, and I wanna know what those bitches have been saying.

[I Hate Lana Lang]

UPDATE:

Right Men And Women. The war for Aisleyne's victory continues with a new heavy hitter entering the arena: The Mirror has thrown it's considerable backing behind Aisleyne for branding Nikki 'boring'. Like us, The Mirror has also grown tired of dull Pete and fake tantrums.

Here is their reasons why Aisleyne should win:

1 TOLD Nikki to "know yourself little girl" - one of the best BB put-downs. It was during a row, sparked by Aisleyne yawning in one of Nikki's long monologues about herself. Nikki then called her a bitch - which led to the great reply.


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2 WORE a thong bikini in the house whenever the sun came out - even though Mikey tried to take a bite out of her bum. Followed that up by wearing the raciest eviction outfit ever - a see-through blue handkerchief which hid nothing.


3 AISLEYNE was thrilled to get a degree - even though it was only from the University of Big Brother. Having learned 30 different words and phrases in sign language she gushed politely: "Thank you for the opportunity BB."


4 GRACE constantly called her a moose, even to her face. But Aisleyne got the last laugh after Grace bragged that she wanted to have a showdown with her - but then bottled it when she re-entered the house. Brilliant stuff.


5 SHE saw through Sezer straight away and told him he was a bully. And she's also kept us amused with one-liners including: "I'm just picking something out of my head." And talking about her boob job: "I paid four grand for them, so they'd better be nice!"


6 PUT up with horrible Spiral lusting after her and making claims such as: "I want to slice her arse like a loaf of bread." Managed to remain nice to him even though he never tired of trying to stick his tongue in her ear. Yuk!


7 AS Lea, Lisa, Nikki and Jennie flung themselves at Pete - Aisleyne held back. Until Nikki, Aisleyne was the only girl Pete had a genuine sexual interest in. She didn't rise to the challenge, because she wants a "man" not a "boy".


8 SHE needs the £100,000 prize money to keep her in make-up. Without mascara and eyeliner you can barely see her blonde lashes and eyebrows - in fact she is almost ghostly - but when she's put her slap on she looks stunning.


9 BEFORE re-entering the house, Nikki declared bitchily: "Every time I see Aisleyne I feel physically sick." However the Londoner has been friendly and gushed over the house romance saying: "I think it's beautiful." What a big-hearted girl.


10 SHE'S decided that Pete, Glyn and Nikki will take the top three places - she thought she'd be in the show for a fortnight. No one would be more surprised at winning than Aisleyne. It doesn't get more 'citing than that, does it Russell?



I suspect they've seen YBKY's list! Congratulations everyone and continue supporting our Ghetto Queen against The Society For The Revokers Of KetaLoving Bisexual Bores and the Alliance Of The Ferengi.

[Adrian]

paulsatanic said:

a see-through blue handkerchief which hid nothing.

Which, I hope to God, she's not intending on wearing again. Being a flighty gay, I'll go with whoever's dressed in the best clothes. And also, one should never repeat an outfit.

A

[Adrian]

And yet another reason:

Seeing that Pete was still having trouble coming to terms with it all, Aisleyne encouraged him to think about the Big Brother experience differently. "Pretend we're in the situation and there is no winner, imagine there was no money and it was a collective thing ...do you feel like a winner? Do you feel good? Do you feel complete? Take that away, I know it's difficult, but take winning out of the equation, pretend it don't exist," she advised.

She then did talk a lot about Pete & Nikki's celebrity, but I choose to overlook that.

A

[Geo]

Cant we adopt Come On Eileen as a song for the campaign, except changing Eileen for Aisleyne.

[ruthie]

When you phone up to vote for her, the woman says 'you have voted for ashlin', although they have had nearly 3 months to learn her name correctly. More endemol conspiricy?

[Adrian]

ruthie said:

the woman says 'you have voted for ashlin'

Is that woman Davina?

I'm changing my phone from pay-as-you-go to contract and I've been told to use up my remaining credit by Friday. I have found a way to waste that.

A

[spresser]

Hi
Ihaven't been on here before ( and I suppose I'm not your usual forum member...I'm a 71 year old greatgrandma) but I absolutely love Aisleyne. She would make a cool, caring, funny grandaughter.
I have voted for her many times ( I've liked right from the start of BB) and I've even put a bet on her to win. I've never betted before but I've decided to grow old disgacefully. Good luck to Ais. She deserves it!!!!!

[Bungle]

Are you really a great-grandmother? Because, frankly, that means that I love this board's demographic even more.

And welcome!

[spresser]

Hi, and thanks Bungle,
Yes I have three great grandchildren, but unfortunately they live a long way from me. However I keep myself busy keeping an eye on those other reprobates on BB and cheering for Aisleyne and the way she copes with them.
I actually told a little fib I won't be 71 until the BB final on 18th. I do hope Aisleyne comes up trumps and gives me something to celebrate.

[somethingbiblical]

I just spent my last 50p texting Aisleyne - I haven't voted since Jade. I feel all fluffy and tingly inside.

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

Grace Dent's BB Blog is also increasingly pro-Aisleyne and anti-everyone else. I do love the idea of a nation singing "Come on Aisleyne" on Friday night.

[Joel]

I can't stop voting! It's quite disturbing.
And gosh, our first Silver Surfer. Hello Spresser!

[audrey notwhatsheusedtobe]

Aisleyne respects her elders, and it seems that respect is reciprocated. Fantastic!

[spresser]

Hi Joel and all the rest of you wonderful bunch of Aisleyne fans. I have now converted all my friends to be Aisleyne fans and I'm going to have a knees up on Friday. Well it will have to be a hypothetical one....I've had knee replacements. Cheers everyone.

[back to discos]

ruthie said:

When you phone up to vote for her, the woman says 'you have voted for ashlin', although they have had nearly 3 months to learn her name correctly. More endemol conspiricy?

i think they've been sneaky and done it so that you'll think something's gone wrong, like you've phoned a random line, and then phone up again to check and maybe double-check it a few more times, therefore voting more & spending more money.

this might be part of the reason why i've voted for Aisleyne about 20 times now, although the main reason is that i know myself.