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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 8, 2006 21:56:17 GMT
If it's the lamb add I've seen, then it's just a Christmas one and they've changed turkey to lamb*. She's wearing her festive outfit and you can make out christmas trees in the background. I've just seen an add for a magazine saying "This week - Kerry admits she's skint!" Can anybody elaborate on this? Maybe these adds aren't paying too well. *What better way to celebrate new life, than by eating a slaughtered baby sheep? I dunno, she looked fatter.
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Post by SweatShop on Apr 9, 2006 2:29:00 GMT
If it's the lamb add I've seen, then it's just a Christmas one and they've changed turkey to lamb*. She's wearing her festive outfit and you can make out christmas trees in the background. And, she also mentions stuffing it, which despite my poor mark in Home Economics (apparantely, my rice was too claggy and the my pastry was too rough round the edges. Scandal.) i'm fairly sure you're not meant to do that wth a joint of lamb.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 9, 2006 6:00:40 GMT
Just when we thought this ad campaign couldn't sink any lower.
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Post by Ezzie on Apr 9, 2006 17:25:01 GMT
I saw this last night, I also think it's the Christmas one with a lamb box superimposed. I'm sure those are Christmas decorations in the background, and yeah. Same top, same dialogue, has to be.
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Post by Floss on Apr 10, 2006 9:40:07 GMT
*What better way to celebrate new life, than by eating a slaughtered baby sheep? Don't worry. There won't be much actual baby sheep in it.
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Post by Adrian on Apr 10, 2006 10:00:14 GMT
They've missed such an opportunity to have her dressed up as the Easter Bunny hiding the kids' eggs.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 10, 2006 10:05:38 GMT
I was just thinking the same thing about the Bunny costume.
What next? Will the King Prawn Ring make a reappearance as a summer barbecue accompaniment?
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Post by klee on Apr 10, 2006 10:28:53 GMT
Given the latest news of Kerry's penury, surely the treatment for the next ad should read something like this?
[Opening shot] Panning shot of council house living room with grotty brown velour sofa covered in back copies of OK magazine, empty chocolate wrappers and fourteen children wearing tracksuits.
Children (chorus) - Mum, we're hungry!!!!
[Cut to kitchen] Kerry standing by a sinkful of unwashed dishes with visible roots, smoking.
Kerry - Oh just shut the fuck up, will you?
She opens the fridge to reveal it's empty apart from two bottles of Blue WKD.
[Cut back to living room]
Children (chorus) - But Muuuuum!!
[Cut back to kitchen] Kerry opens purse. There's a fiver in it, rolled up. She unrolls the fiver, suspicious looking dust falls into the lining of her purse.
Kerry - Mummy's thinking.
[Cut to brightly lit Iceland store] Kerry strides around Iceland store with a trolley dressed up in her finest Elizabeth Duke bling.
Kerry - Have you spent your social on fags and booze? Too apathetic or hungover to cook a nutritious meal for your kids? Think food tastes best when it comes with so many E-numbers in it glows in the dark?
Whenever I've spent the last of the Reveal! cheque on Breezers and unsuitable men I always come to Iceland. Cheap slurry for the kids...
Picks bottle of Bailey's from the shelf
And there's always something else for Mum on special offer to numb the pain of emptiness.
Real Mums go to Iceland.
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Post by LoveMusic on Apr 10, 2006 16:19:19 GMT
*applauds*
Bravo.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on May 22, 2006 18:32:20 GMT
Kerry is back, in the predicted summer themed Iceland ad! All those pounds she has saved by shopping at Iceland seem to have gone onto her arse and face.
But, hellooooooooooo barbeque man! I'd let him eat my King Prawn Ring.
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Post by LoveMusic on May 23, 2006 8:36:38 GMT
Ooh, i will be looking out for it.
She hasn't been around much, its been quite nice to read about something else.
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Post by QuincyMD on May 23, 2006 8:51:14 GMT
No, No and THRICE NO!
I see the weekend papers reporting that Brian is moving back to the UK to be nearer his kids (translation : no career in the US) and is planning on launching a custody battle.
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Post by LoveMusic on May 23, 2006 10:33:34 GMT
He's sure to get the kids.
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Post by [james] on May 23, 2006 11:40:02 GMT
I'm waiting for him to get a contract with a rival supermarket.
Absent Dads Go To Somerfield.
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Post by Becky on May 23, 2006 15:37:15 GMT
Perhaps Brian will do the other end of the supermarket scale. Maybe Marks & Spencers. Kerry's enlarged chicken breasts v Brians pan fried succelent free range chicken breast dipped in a marinade of glazed honey on a bed of fresh leaves and focaccia beans.
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Post by [james] on May 23, 2006 15:49:10 GMT
"These aren't just any breasts... these are Brian McFadden's breasts."
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Post by elmsyrup on May 23, 2006 21:47:25 GMT
Focaccia beans?
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Post by Becky on May 24, 2006 8:32:03 GMT
Well I dont know what it is, but theres something along those lines in the latest M&S ad. Although according to google they exist.
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Post by Ezzie on May 25, 2006 19:15:09 GMT
Perhaps Brian will do the other end of the supermarket scale. Maybe Marks & Spencers. Kerry's enlarged chicken breasts v Brians pan fried succelent free range chicken breast dipped in a marinade of glazed honey on a bed of fresh leaves and focaccia beans. That amused me and my mother greatly. Hooray!
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Post by Bridgey on May 25, 2006 20:33:28 GMT
NO NO NO NO NO NO. *soft rock soundtrack* Dervla Kirwan: This isn't just ready-made beans on toast, these are haricots in tomato and basil marinade dripping all over foccacia made by our bakers... Bridgey xxx
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jun 1, 2006 20:57:49 GMT
I adore this latest advert.
It's like a fly on the wall documentary - seeing her lying back and reading about herself in Closer magazine, before telling the kids that a barbeque is "too much" because she can't be arsed to get up and do one.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jun 1, 2006 22:09:40 GMT
I feel sorry for her kids
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jun 2, 2006 3:11:24 GMT
There is another new ad with her eating icecream. You shouldn't be eating icecream love. You are fucking fat.
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Post by [james] on Jun 2, 2006 8:33:18 GMT
There is another new ad with her eating icecream. You shouldn't be eating icecream love. You are fucking fat. They really should put a similar warning on the box: Do not consume product if lactose-intolerant or fucking fat.
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Post by Becky on Jun 2, 2006 8:58:28 GMT
The claws are out.
From The Mirror:
FROST HEADS FROZEN FOOD FIGHT
SINGER Jenny Frost is to take on Kerry Katona, who she replaced in the Atomic Kittens, in a frozen food TV war. Jenny, 28, is in talks with retail giant Somerfield about fronting a new halfprice frozen food campaign, while Kerry is already the face of rivals Iceland.
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