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Post by Cherubic on Jan 21, 2006 22:09:54 GMT
through her down and fuck her tits You want a hairy tit-wank? Takes all sorts I suppose.
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Post by reneem on Jan 22, 2006 0:34:15 GMT
Oh god, I just realised that her big table of Christmas food looks exactly like the food they have in You Are What You Eat, where The Zombie Nutrionist says 'This is what you eat in a week you hideous fat monster, and it's why your heart is shutting down and your shit is like honeycomb.' Harry Hill must have read your post because he said exactly the same on yesterday's 'TV Burp'. (OK, so he didn't call McKeith a 'zombie nutrionist', but he probably wanted to).
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Jan 23, 2006 9:51:04 GMT
I know! I spotted that too!
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Post by pauliepoos on Feb 11, 2006 18:46:35 GMT
Well I wonder how they'll work the nightclub fracas into the adverts?
Maybe she can be sat there with a bag of frozen peas over her black eye.
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Post by Joel on Feb 11, 2006 23:27:15 GMT
Oh god, I just realised that her big table of Christmas food looks exactly like the food they have in You Are What You Eat, where The Zombie Nutrionist says 'This is what you eat in a week you hideous fat monster, and it's why your heart is shutting down and your shit is like honeycomb.' Harry Hill must have read your post because he said exactly the same on yesterday's 'TV Burp'. (OK, so he didn't call McKeith a 'zombie nutrionist', but he probably wanted to). Oh my god! I'll sue!
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Post by reneem on Feb 14, 2006 1:07:26 GMT
Well I wonder how they'll work the nightclub fracas into the adverts? Maybe she can be sat there with a bag of frozen peas over her black eye. How apposite that she was arrested for 'common' assault! I think the 'frozen peas over the black eye' look would be a great move for the new ad. (Voiceover: "That's because chavs knock ten barrels of shit out of each other at Iceland") Kerry Katona - if she didn't exist, you'd have to invent her.
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Post by zaffra on Mar 6, 2006 10:18:55 GMT
Kerry's ads are so sucessful she's been signed up for another twelve months.
I can't wait!
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Post by SweatShop on Mar 6, 2006 18:20:42 GMT
Kerry's ads are so sucessful she's been signed up for another twelve months. Twelve months meaning she'll have to put on her Christmas spread again. Hurrah. I love how it's so appropriate for the tackiness of that time of year.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 8, 2006 17:52:30 GMT
This is great news. I can invision some sort of summer picnic themed ad.
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Post by thomasj on Mar 8, 2006 18:06:12 GMT
She's so common.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 8, 2006 20:59:02 GMT
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Post by boyd on Mar 10, 2006 2:25:00 GMT
Can't wait to see the easter ones. I bet she'll be hopping up & down the store in a bunny suit. How great.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Mar 10, 2006 10:35:34 GMT
This is great news. I can invision some sort of summer picnic themed ad. On the estate?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Mar 10, 2006 17:03:11 GMT
This is great news. I can invision some sort of summer picnic themed ad. On the estate? Quite likely. Or, she has a big summer BBQ in her garden, complete with innapropriate eating of a sausage.
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Post by Geo on Mar 11, 2006 3:20:14 GMT
I want to see her in OK magazine surrounded by pop pop chicken, pizza slices and mini fuckin gateau's.
Maybe Iceland could supply the food for her upcoming nuptials..since she just got engaged. Again.
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Post by klee on Mar 14, 2006 16:24:10 GMT
Perhaps they could do a series of concept ads charting the encroaching obesity of her children as they're fed a on a diet of cook-chill slurry.
OR
If she goes back into rehab could we have a 'comedy' advert of her trying to sniff frost out of one the the freezer units?
OR
If Kerry 'finds love' again how about a 3 for 2 dubious boyfriends offer in-store?
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Post by reneem on Mar 23, 2006 12:46:39 GMT
I want to see her in OK magazine surrounded by pop pop chicken, pizza slices and mini fuckin gateau's. Maybe Iceland could supply the food for her upcoming nuptials..since she just got engaged. Again. I see she's also advertising online Bingo. Is there no beginning to this woman's talent? And why haven't Argos been beating a path to her door, that's what I want to know.
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Post by Adrian on Mar 27, 2006 14:41:26 GMT
And why haven't Argos been beating a path to her door, that's what I want to know. They're still trying to convince us they're posh. Although why they went with "ArgĂșs" when they had the much better "The House of Argo(s)" I'll never know. A
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Post by LoveMusic on Mar 29, 2006 11:37:46 GMT
Kerry Katona raises my self-esteem everytime i see her.
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Post by Adrian on Mar 30, 2006 9:20:03 GMT
Pop Pop Chicken!
Guess who I met last night?!
KERRY!
She's great. She told Gloria Hunniford to close her legs.
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Post by Ugly Netty on Mar 30, 2006 12:46:39 GMT
Wow! Tell us more!
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Post by Adrian on Mar 30, 2006 14:23:38 GMT
'Tis all on my blog (address below).
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Apr 7, 2006 22:05:34 GMT
Yay! Just seen the new ad. It's Easter themed! Well, for Iceland mums Easter is all about a boneless lamb joint.
Also it features Kerry's mum. Not her real mother no doubt.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Apr 8, 2006 10:00:53 GMT
If it's the lamb add I've seen, then it's just a Christmas one and they've changed turkey to lamb*. She's wearing her festive outfit and you can make out christmas trees in the background.
I've just seen an add for a magazine saying "This week - Kerry admits she's skint!" Can anybody elaborate on this? Maybe these adds aren't paying too well.
*What better way to celebrate new life, than by eating a slaughtered baby sheep?
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Post by MoondialSlater on Apr 8, 2006 21:04:45 GMT
And why haven't Argos been beating a path to her door, that's what I want to know. If they do I'm handing in my notice.
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