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Post by Geo on Oct 9, 2005 18:48:52 GMT
Good god, adverts are getting worse by the day.
What exactly does Ms Katona do these days?
and when exactly did she become so odious and vile, almost to the point of Lulu?
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Post by jamie on Oct 9, 2005 19:23:02 GMT
She's a mum who has very little income coming in. And she needs to save as much money as possible. Why she'd be perfect for iceland.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 9, 2005 21:09:11 GMT
I actually like this advert.
When did she turn so ugly?
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Post by pauliepoos on Oct 9, 2005 21:12:56 GMT
I'd have preferred an advert along the lines of:
"Since Bryian dumped me for that cocksucking whore Delta, I'm struggling to pay the bills and feed my kids, so I can't shop in posh places any more. But then my good friend Kym Marsh told me about Iceland. They do wonderful frozen food ready meals which are perfect for the kids, all you have to do is microwave them and they can eat them out of the packets and save on the washing up. And they do free deliveries too. Wow. So fuck you Bryian and Delta coz we're not going hungry without you, coz we've got Iceland!".
Something like that, but with more bitterness.
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Post by Snuff on Oct 9, 2005 21:15:11 GMT
I know Iceland will never be the M&S of food. But really? Kerry Katona?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2005 7:45:30 GMT
I think she is perfect for it - she is to celebrity what Iceland is to supermarkets.
Plus she has no regard for her children's health and chooses to fill the trolley with pizzas and suchlike. Now that the government's banning crisps and chocolate from schools, we need the likes of Kerry Katona to rot the nation's teeth.
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Post by Rustie Lee on Oct 10, 2005 10:27:14 GMT
So THAT's who it was
Mr Lee and I were nonplussed...Mr Lee said `Are we supposed to know who that is'
No wonder we didn't
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Post by toby3000 on Oct 10, 2005 10:49:45 GMT
Are the children she's shown with in the home delivery advert her actual children? There were loads of them.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Oct 10, 2005 12:11:19 GMT
Are the children she's shown with in the home delivery advert her actual children? There were loads of them. No her children were going to be in the ad but she forgot where she left them. |
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Post by Snuff on Oct 10, 2005 12:13:13 GMT
Are the children she's shown with in the home delivery advert her actual children? There were loads of them. No her children were going to be in the ad but she forgot where she left them. It's a new story for OK! "Kerry's lost children confession!" |
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Post by klee on Oct 10, 2005 12:33:17 GMT
It's a new story for OK! "Kerry's lost children confession!" And then the follow up in Now the next week: - Plastic Surgery: how it made me love my kids more This has to be the greatest marrying of brand and demographics ever. Well, Kerry is 'Celebrity Mum Of The Year'. Which means that being a good modern mother means driving your kids in cars without a licence, leaving them to go into rehab, and feeding them Turkey Twizzlers and pop till they have impacted colons. It's all about the 'changing role of motherhood'. |
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Post by Adrian on Oct 10, 2005 12:50:23 GMT
On an entirely unrelated note, did you all know that Coleen McLoughlin is Celebrity Shopper of the Year?
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Post by klee on Oct 10, 2005 13:05:19 GMT
On an entirely unrelated note, did you all now that Coleen McLoughlin is Celebrity Shopper of the Year? A !? That has to be the most vacuous concept I've ever heard. And I work in PR. |
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Post by zaffra on Oct 10, 2005 13:43:22 GMT
I like the use of her tits to sell frozen food.
A very strog contender for Lowculture advert of the year.
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Post by Adrian on Oct 10, 2005 14:16:50 GMT
Celebrity Shopper of the Year? That has to be the most vacuous concept I've ever heard. And I work in PR. The Celebrity Shopper of the Year Award is designed to recognise the impact and contribution celebrities can make to the retail industry by either demonstrating a passion for retail through a love of fashion, showing a passion through simply spending a lot of money or having a significant impact on the food we buy. FACT. www.brc.org.uk/details04.asp?id=749&kCat=&kData=1A |
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Post by jode* on Oct 10, 2005 17:46:47 GMT
I think she is perfect for it - she is to celebrity what Iceland is to supermarkets. Plus she has no regard for her children's health and chooses to fill the trolley with pizzas and suchlike. Now that the government's banning crisps and chocolate from schools, we need the likes of Kerry Katona to rot the nation's teeth. Yes, Iceland has made their packs bigger. Yet the only ones advertised were pizza, fish fingers and pie. Jamie Oliver would turn in his grave* *If he were dead. Which would be rubbish. |
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Post by Steven on Oct 11, 2005 9:20:02 GMT
I'm going to go out on a limb and declare this the best advert ever. The best thing about Kerry is her exaggerated, Les Dawson-style lip movements. I keep expecting her to go "Ooooh, she never!"
Also: the first time I saw it, I wasn't really listening to the "dialogue" and I was all "is that actually somebody famous, or is it a Barry-Scott-of-Cillit-Bang-type celebrity?" Then I realised it was Kerry Katona. Ha!
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Post by MoondialSlater on Oct 11, 2005 10:53:22 GMT
Yes, Iceland has made their packs bigger. Yet the only ones advertised were pizza, fish fingers and pie. Jamie Oliver would turn in his grave If only Kerry was still with Bryan, a McFadden & Oliver Wife Swap would be the best show ever. |
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Post by Geo on Oct 11, 2005 11:22:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2005 14:27:11 GMT
Also: the first time I saw it, I wasn't really listening to the "dialogue" and I was all "is that actually somebody famous, or is it a Barry-Scott-of-Cillit-Bang-type celebrity?" Then I realised it was Kerry Katona. Ha! While we're on the topic of Cillit Bang (which, if I'm honest, we're not), has anyone seen the new advert where Barry and his glamorous assistant demonstrate its abilities all over again? The bit at the end where he puts a penny in the water and she goes, "You always do that, Barry!" is completely insane. It's like he's now a celebrity because of the adverts, and putting a penny in water is his "thing". I imagine him opening school fetes and local shops, while crowds gather to watch him put a penny in water. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 11, 2005 16:37:10 GMT
The problem with that being, is that he has to hold it in the solution for some time for the Clitic-Bang to take affect.
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Post by Greg on Oct 11, 2005 17:46:16 GMT
I really like the Kerry Katona adverts. They are brilliant in that they are terrible.
"Are these breasts enlarged?"
"I wouldn't like to say madam!"
Brilliant!
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Post by ruthie on Oct 12, 2005 16:03:03 GMT
I actually like this advert. When did she turn so ugly? I love these adds, and Kerry is cool, but I think you'll find she always looked like that - it just wasn't so obvious when she was standing beside Bryan. |
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 14, 2005 15:56:55 GMT
Her slimness and blonde hair and big pert tits hid the fact it looked like brian someone had sat on her face
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Post by toby3000 on Oct 15, 2005 14:03:39 GMT
The problem with that being, is that he has to hold it in the solution for some time for the Clitic-Bang to take affect. While I've not checked this, apparently it says on the side of Cillit Bang 'Not suitable for cleaning pennys' or something along those lines. Though when I think about it that must a lie or you wouldn't be able to put it on the advert surely. |
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