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Post by Rad on Oct 15, 2006 17:51:16 GMT
Apparently she was at our local Asda last week, signing copies. Traitor!!!!!!!! Surely Iceland could fire her for such behaviour???
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Oct 15, 2006 18:05:41 GMT
I doubt hey care this much. She's always in the glossy magazines shopping at Tesco. I saw one picture this week where the glossy didn't even mention the fact that she was pushing a Tesco trolley, such a common occurrence it is.
Negligent Mums go to Iceland alone.
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Post by LoveMusic on Oct 17, 2006 12:55:36 GMT
This is making me doubt the advert where she is sober, surrounded by children and close friends and family.
Maybe a breezer and a £1 curry is as good as it gets for her.
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Post by parsnip on Oct 31, 2006 19:13:43 GMT
[/img] Why is no fucker putting the Kerry Katona Iceland ads on Youtube? That'd brighten up the long days stuck at my PC for sure. This rather spiffy website has 'em online. Unfortunately you have to subscribe to get at the old adverts, but all the newest ones are up! www.visit4info.com/search/index.cfm?pg=resultsWhat a dreadful advert! Is she pregnant again? And why does she look like she is missing a chromosome?
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 1, 2006 19:56:33 GMT
Because, she is.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 2, 2006 13:24:12 GMT
Kerry is pregnant again but not by the Iceland virgin man in the adverts (the hussy!) but by a mere taxi driver. What sort of celebrity is she? It's just not on, doing it with a non-famous type. To think that her womb was once home to the spawn of pop superstar Bryan McFadden. Shaming.
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 2, 2006 19:10:47 GMT
The guy isn't attractive either. I think his name is Mark.
He'll be good for driving her to Iceland
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Post by Steven on Nov 2, 2006 23:20:09 GMT
But surely she gets home delivery when she spends £20 or more?
My flatmate pointed out to me today that Kerry's autobiography is called Too Much Too Young. I wonder if that's "too much frozen food given to my too young children"?
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Post by xenomaniac on Nov 3, 2006 19:14:07 GMT
The Daily Star (don't ask) call Kerry Katona M6 junction 21, The Warrington Turn off!
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Post by Ezzie on Nov 3, 2006 21:14:06 GMT
I don't know...it's easy to slag ehr off, but I do feel quite mean...she is human. And I don't believe everything I read about her you know. It must have hurt when her mum said those things.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 4, 2006 10:41:28 GMT
Her mum is probably just bitter because Kerry's book makes her out to be the shitest mum ever (I haven't read it but they had extracts from it in one of my mum's weekend newspaper mags). Even lovecheat Bryan McFadden, a man who clearly has quite a small concept of morality, thought her mum was a despicable excuse for a human being.
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 4, 2006 12:59:01 GMT
Isn't her mum writing a book too?
Like Doherty's mum
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Post by groopie on Nov 6, 2006 10:15:54 GMT
CHRISTMAS KERRY ADVERT ALERT!!!
But there's no King Prawn Ring *sad face*
It's just a spread or a platter of king prawns or something. Since when were king prawns traditional Christmas fare anyway?
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 7, 2006 10:40:38 GMT
Did anyone else laugh when she offered her party-guest a 'boozy brownie' after covering her in food. Kerry thinks alcohol can make any situation better.
A social mishap, child-rearing...
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Post by QuincyMD on Nov 13, 2006 15:15:51 GMT
Kerry is now on the "i'M A Celebrity" idents as Iceland are the main sponsor.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Nov 13, 2006 16:33:45 GMT
My flatmate pointed out to me today that Kerry's autobiography is called Too Much Too Young. I wonder if that's "too much frozen food given to my too young children"? Now when she comes on telly I have to sing The Specials borderline-misogynistic 'Too Much Too Young' in my head. It's freakishly fitting though: "Ain't you heard of contraception?"
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Post by Adrian on Nov 13, 2006 17:33:30 GMT
I love the Christmas ad.
"I used to think that to have a Christmas party you had to be rich, posh and clever, but now, thanks to Iceland I can be poor, common and thick, and have a lovely spread!"
A
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Post by SweatShop on Nov 13, 2006 20:06:05 GMT
"I used to think that to have a Christmas party you had to be rich, posh and clever, but now, thanks to Iceland I can be poor, common and thick, and have a lovely spread!" Surely there's a happy medium somewhere between those two? Leaning slightly towards the rich and clever of course... We got a little Iceland Christmas booklet through our door with with no less than four pictures of Kerry, including one if her trying to kiss the Iceland delivery bloke, in a very small booklet.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 15, 2006 16:48:59 GMT
I hope that they're now cut out and stuck on your bedroom wall.
The I'm A Celeb sponsorship adverts are brilliantly shit. They're my main reason for watching the show in fact.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Nov 15, 2006 17:29:28 GMT
They're a warning to us all of the dangers of combining boob impants with frequent pregnancy.
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 15, 2006 20:05:15 GMT
Mum and I just yell 'Boozy Brownie' whenever we see her.
Which considering our love of LowCulture - is pretty often
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Post by klee on Nov 16, 2006 14:06:25 GMT
I found out how much she gets paid for these adverts last week from someone who works in advertising.
She can buy a whole lot of Breezers with that.
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Post by Joel on Nov 17, 2006 19:39:56 GMT
I love the Christmas ad. "I used to think that to have a Christmas party you had to be rich, posh and clever, but now, thanks to Iceland I can be poor, common and thick, and have a lovely spread!" A I find the whole thing heart-wrenchingly depressing.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 18, 2006 11:59:46 GMT
I don't know why that woman looks so cross when Kerry spills drink over her - virtually none of it goes on her dress, it seems to all just vanish down her rather impressive clevage.
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Post by jode* on Nov 18, 2006 15:18:03 GMT
I found out how much she gets paid for these adverts last week from someone who works in advertising. She can buy a whole lot of Breezers with that. Please tell us how much!
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