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Post by back to discos on Nov 25, 2006 17:58:43 GMT
the phrase 'boozy brownie' makes me feel really ill
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 26, 2006 10:16:20 GMT
the phrase 'boozy brownie' makes me feel really ill It makes me think of a pissed up 8 year old girl.
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Post by raspberry on Nov 26, 2006 11:49:23 GMT
In a recent xmas ad Kerry is rattling through all the different meats you can get at Iceland. I'm sure one variety is a boozy turkey. Do they get them pissed on sherry before they kill them?
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Post by SweatShop on Nov 26, 2006 12:20:51 GMT
It makes me think of a pissed up 8 year old girl. It makes me think of a pissed up 8 year old Kerry.
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 26, 2006 12:33:18 GMT
Mum and I just call her boozy brownie
Mum is convinced she is not pregnant, just fat
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Post by Ezzie on Nov 28, 2006 20:56:18 GMT
She does look like she is just fat, she's probably going to just buy a baby.
Do they sell those at Iceland?
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Post by Cherubic on Nov 28, 2006 21:31:25 GMT
Having sampled Boozy Brownies I'd have to say was Kerry to pour wine down my clevage it wouldn't provide ample compensation. I can see why she likes them though, they're pretty strong.
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Post by Geo on Nov 28, 2006 22:32:34 GMT
She does look like she is just fat, she's probably going to just buy a baby. Do they sell those at Iceland? Only if its a boozy baby.
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Post by scallywagxx1 on Nov 29, 2006 18:11:52 GMT
I see the king prawn ring is back, she takes it on stage at the nativity play or something in the new advert (its possible i've dreamt that bit tho). Im sure it cant just be me that thinks it looks the most unappealing thing that Iceland have to offer. I know there's a lot of competition (including Kerry herself) but all those shiny headless prawns in one place freak me out.
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Post by Bungle on Nov 29, 2006 21:11:21 GMT
I had to go to Iceland yesterday due to a lack of quorn sausages anywhere else. I'd never been there before, preferring to cross the road and go to Waitrose (not as expensive as you're probably assuming, and always nice). I was very impressed, anyway - not nasty as I had assumed, with a good range of frozen veg to boot. Completely empty of people though. No frozen cabbage either - it's impossible to find that at the moment.
Anyway!
The nice lady at the checkout really made me laugh by saying 'ooh, there's a great vegetarian range out at the moment [I'm not actually a vegetarian, but I digress], the mince is lovely', etc etc. The punchline being - 'you can get it at Sainsbury's!' Couldn't help but chuckle.
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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 30, 2006 8:53:16 GMT
Thats the problem. Katona defeats the purpose of advertising and actually makes Iceland look much worse than it is!
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Post by lockjawsghost on Nov 30, 2006 9:32:41 GMT
FIVE PRAWN RINGS! . 4 boozy brownies 3 fat kids 2 strange breasts and katona in the prior-yyyyy
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Post by Adrian on Nov 30, 2006 10:13:19 GMT
THAT'S FLIPPING AMAZING.
A
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Post by zaffra on Dec 3, 2006 13:56:31 GMT
Radio Times review of the year calls Kerry's Iceland ads the most hated on TV! Have they no idea of what good entertainment is? I think Kerry should have a mini series spin off, it'd be much funnier than Jam & Jerusalem.
Absolutly Chavulous?
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Post by bauerbotherer on Sept 13, 2007 11:28:51 GMT
She's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But this time on the radio. I'm forced to listen to the drivel that is Real Radio when in the office and was very excited to hear Kerry's dulcet tones informing me of the £1 bargains to be found in Iceland's aisles. It does lose most of its charms when you can't see her king prawn ring but at least we know she's making some more cash after her recent tragedies.
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Post by LoveMusic on Sept 13, 2007 12:14:57 GMT
So someone is still paying her! Lord!
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Post by Joel on Sept 13, 2007 20:51:28 GMT
If she's still on the Iceland payroll then there is still hope for Christmas adverts with her and the Nolans coming to blows over the last king prawn ring.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 3:03:22 GMT
So someone is still paying her! Lord! I don't think they had much choice after the bosses were discussing ways to set her up on drugs charges so they could end her contract, on a packed plane. Full of popbitch readers. Smart.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Sept 14, 2007 9:43:32 GMT
I was rather stunned to see this in the business section of Waterstones recently (tellingly, it is something of a 'slim volume'): But Kerry, if your life ceases to be a catastrophic shitshow, your career is over!
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Post by Joel on Sept 15, 2007 20:47:29 GMT
Do you think she's sitting because it takes too much concentration to stand up in heels and smile at the same time?
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Post by raspberry on Sept 16, 2007 18:16:43 GMT
If she dressed in black to hide the bulging belly then she failed. Any reasons why she might be sitting that I can think of are too libelous for these message boards.
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Post by pauliepoos on Sept 16, 2007 20:32:55 GMT
That photo of Kerry would suit this book too. I don't have an interest in ladybumming, the link for the site came up as one of the banner ads.Also, it seems Kerry has some financial problems. Just as well she can focus on the positive!
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Post by anonymous on Sept 23, 2007 5:03:40 GMT
you may mock mrs katona, and i am so with you on that one...however.....the new ad u refer to features some of the best curries i have ever had from a supermarket
i kid u not...she's a knob but she advertises great curries!!! XX
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Post by pauliepoos on Sept 23, 2007 7:56:39 GMT
you may mock mrs katona, and i am so with you on that one...however.....the new ad u refer to features some of the best curries i have ever had from a supermarket i kid u not...she's a knob but she advertises great curries!!! XX Welcome to lowculture, Bryian.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 24, 2007 17:59:21 GMT
GET TO YOUR TELEVISION SETS RIGHT NOW.
There is now an advert with Kerry AND Colleen Nolan sat in Kerry's kitchen pretending they're at a restaurant.
Never before has watching an advert made me feel so common.
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